“Thank you idiot. See, even the 14 year old knows it was a metaphor!”
“Liberal is just a politically correct way of calling someone mentally retarded.”
Carol – “Every time you turn on CNN, there’s Ted Kennedy! I’m sick of it! Ted Kennedy, Ted Kennedy, Ted Kennedy!”
Steph – “Jesus no! Don’t say his name three times it might summon him!”
Michele - “You know, watching Al Gore walk its like he forgot to take the hanger out of his suit this morning.”
Steph – “Yeah, and the stick out of his ass…”
“The only thing that’s been in more hotel rooms than that woman is the Bible!”
Steph on Mary Carey during the California Gubernatorial election
“What do you get when you put Ted Kennedy in the middle of an open field? A clear shot!”
Matt - “President Fox wants it to be easier for Mexicans to enter the USA.”
Steph – “What the hell does he want? moving sidewalks?!?!”
“Al Gore could do a great public service by just speaking at insomniac conventions. There are people out there who actually need the naps.”
Matt – “I could just join the French army. Then I’d never see battle.”
Steph – “No, but you’d have to learn how to surrender in five languages.”
“Karaoke in Japanese means ‘revenge for Nagasaki’.”
Steph - “You know, When Dean did that primal scream thing I had this flashback of those howler monkeys we saw in Brazil.”
Carol – “But the monkey was smarter”
Steph – “and better looking”
“Ted Kennedy is what happens when Satan performs the Immaculate Conception”
"Don’t argue with someone smart if you’re an idiot, bucko, odds are the onlookers will know who is which."
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