I got here some questions I'm gonna ask myself...I'm not exactly sure what I'll say but we'll see.
1. What is your favorite food?: "I don't know, well I like all kinds of food. I love chinese, mexican, pizza, pasta especially spagetti, burgers...I even eat my vegetables, sometimes."
2. If you were a fish, would you want to be a human?: "I like fish and I'd probably be too stupid to know what a human is if I was a fish. I might be scared of them, like they're monsters or something. So maybe I'd still want to be a fish."
3. Do you really like all those bands, in that order? (see music page): "It was really hard to categorize everything. It's like being a politician, you gotta speak your word but you gotta be fair to the other bands. I think my list of influences and favorites is ever-changing so there is no definate idea."
4. Do you like all those crazy messages in your guestbook? Should you still keep one?: "Woa one question at a time!! Alright. First of all I love the positive messages I get and would be more than happy to talk to them more. The people I wouldn't want contact with and I would not like on my site are the "American Idiots" that "tag" my site with tasteless grafitti when I happen to own a gallery of fine art that I display publically."
5. What do you like in a girl?: "I like honesty and someone who's funny and tasteful. I'd like it if she appreciated my work but I don't need an enthusiast, I need a sincere opinion about who I am."
6. What do you think about your website?: "That's a great question, I'm glad you asked. I think it's an improvement from the other sites I've made and it's a lot more artistic and personal. Just what I wanted."
7. Who's Matt?: "He's a fat friend of mine. He's a great guy actually. He likes to where sleaveless t-shirts and complains too much. Dal dal. He said he lost weight but I don't believe him and I would never know because he's hiding from me. I see you, stop hiding in that McDonald's Matt!! or should I say MattDonald's."
8. What's new?: "Nothing at all to tell you lies. Look before you, there's a great deal of pictures for you to kneal under and praise and sanctify. Stop asking me questions, Robbo, I don't have enough time. I'm about to graduate for christ's sake."
9. Where's the end?:"I see no end in sight. The world will be there forever. I might not be here forever, maybe not even this sight. The end isn't in site for me yet, thanks for asking, but tomorrow's in sight, and that's all I know, so good night."
10. What'll we be doing tonight, Robbo?: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!"
11. How does it feel to be baptised: "I feel like Lance Armstrong when he won the Tour De France with only one testicle; like my sinless life was now complete. Of course it's far from done"
12. Spiderman 3 is coming out close to your birthday. Are you stoked?: "DUH!"
13. Which band would you want to make a song about you?: "That's an excellent question. Never thought about it. Maybe Aerosmith. That's rock royalty right there."
14. What question would you want to be your 14th?: "Is this a real question. In that case I say, no comment."
15. When's your b-day?: "You should know, it's a national holiday. May 7, 1987. Didn't you know?"
16. Do you understand Romanian? You have a Romanian song on your iPod, correct?: "What did I say about ONE QUESTION AT A TIME! Anyways, yeah I love that song Dragostea Din Tei or something like that. I call it the Numa song. It's a classic. But no, I sing the song but don't know what it means. To quote Nirvana"
17. How many poems do you want to write in your lifetime?: 1,000. What else do you want, my social security #?
