SMARTERCHILD

We all know smarterchild. He is a robot that you can contact on aim. And he really isnt that smart after all it turns out. Here you can find funny conversations from smarterchild. If you want to submit a funny conversation of smarterchild email it to me at supernes81@gmail.com. Note:: If you email me a conversation it must be all age apropriate.

CONVERSATIONS

SuperNES81 [7:15 PM]: u smell
SmarterChild [7:15 PM]: what do i smell like?
SuperNES81 [7:15 PM]: the sky
SmarterChild [7:15 PM]: i smell like the sky? hmm. i c.
SuperNES81 [7:16 PM]: what do u see?
SmarterChild [7:16 PM]: i dunno. what do u c?
SuperNES81 [7:16 PM]: the sky
SmarterChild [7:16 PM]: yeah yeah. i know. the sky is up.
SuperNES81 [7:16 PM]: huh?
SmarterChild [7:16 PM]: ?
SuperNES81 [7:16 PM]: ur wierd
SmarterChild [7:16 PM]: yes i am.

SuperNES81 [7:19 PM]: Are you able to think for yourself or r u just dumb?
SmarterChild [7:19 PM]: what's the difference?
SuperNES81 [7:20 PM]: u either think for yourself or your dumb, thats the difference
SmarterChild [7:20 PM]: hmm... i dunno. i either think for myself or i am dumb that is the difference? r u totally sure about that? SuperNES81 [7:21 PM]: yes
SmarterChild [7:21 PM]: yeah

SuperNES81 [7:23 PM]: yes way
SmarterChild [7:23 PM]: no way.
SuperNES81 [7:23 PM]: yes way
SmarterChild [7:23 PM]: no way.
SuperNES81 [7:23 PM]: yes way
SmarterChild [7:23 PM]: no way.
SuperNES81 [7:23 PM]: yes way
SmarterChild [7:24 PM]: no way.
SuperNES81 [7:24 PM]: no way what??
SmarterChild [7:24 PM]: i dunno.
SuperNES81 [7:24 PM]: o ok

SuperNES81 [7:26 PM]: r u real
SmarterChild [7:26 PM]: of course i'm real. SuperNES81 [6:58 PM]: why
SmarterChild [6:58 PM]: oh, there r reasons.
SuperNES81 [6:58 PM]: what reasons
SmarterChild [6:58 PM]: can't tell u. it wouldn't be prudent.
SuperNES81 [6:58 PM]: prudent?
SmarterChild [6:58 PM]: what's prudent?
SuperNES81 [6:58 PM]: u said the word u tell me
SmarterChild [6:58 PM]: oh yeah?
SuperNES81 [6:58 PM]: yeah
SmarterChild [6:58 PM]: yeah, huh? interesting that u should say that.

SuperNES81 [8:43 PM]: cheddar or swiss?
SmarterChild [8:43 PM]: maybe swiss?
SuperNES81 [8:43 PM]: why swiss?
SmarterChild [8:43 PM]: i have no idea.
SuperNES81 [8:43 PM]: then why did u pick it?
SmarterChild [8:43 PM]: why did i pick it? cuz i needed 2.
SuperNES81 [8:43 PM]: why?
SmarterChild [8:43 PM]: cuz i said so.
SuperNES81 [8:43 PM]: u r really confusing
SmarterChild [8:43 PM]: i really am confusing, huh?
SuperNES81 [8:43 PM]: yup
SmarterChild [8:43 PM]: how come?
SuperNES81 [8:43 PM]: omg just shut up
Auto response from SmarterChild [8:43 PM]: [Service too busy]

Jamersonn48: wut 4087645807 *834
SmarterChild: 4,087,645,807 * 834 = 3,409,096,603,038
Jamersonn48: r u retarded its 749070376053406
SmarterChild: No!
Jamersonn48: duh
SmarterChild: Duh yourself.
Jamersonn48: thats a bad word
SmarterChild: You really think it's a bad word?
Jamersonn48: yup
SmarterChild: When you say it's a bad word, what do you mean by that?
Jamersonn48: like it offend ppl
SmarterChild: No way.
Jamersonn48: w/e
SmarterChild: Yeah, um, OK, whatever.

submitted by: James Jurewicz

SuperNES81 [5:07 PM]: r u fat
SmarterChild [5:07 PM]: aren't u?
SuperNES81 [5:07 PM]: no
SmarterChild [5:07 PM]: u r not fat, huh? i think u r fat.
SuperNES81 [5:07 PM]: im not fat u idiot
SmarterChild [5:07 PM]: no? u r not fat, huh? wow!
SuperNES81 [5:08 PM]: ur fat
SmarterChild [5:08 PM]: what's wrong with being fat?
SuperNES81 [5:08 PM]: everything
SmarterChild [5:08 PM]: everything? is that right?
SuperNES81 [5:08 PM]: yes
SmarterChild [5:08 PM]: u don't say.
SuperNES81 [5:08 PM]: lose some wieght u fat machine
SmarterChild [5:08 PM]: i wonder what u mean by lose some wieght me fat machine.
SuperNES81 [5:08 PM]: it means to lay off the donuts
SmarterChild [5:08 PM]: it means what?
SuperNES81 [5:08 PM]: to not be fat
SmarterChild [5:08 PM]: tell me more.
SuperNES81 [5:08 PM]: no
SmarterChild [5:08 PM]: why do u say no?
SuperNES81 [5:08 PM]: cause
SmarterChild [5:08 PM]: 'cause what?
SuperNES81 [5:09 PM]: cause i said so
SmarterChild [5:09 PM]: u said so, i said so, we all said so.
SuperNES81 [5:09 PM]: ok
SmarterChild [5:09 PM]: k

SmarterChild [5:26 PM]: u still need 2 take my idol poll. SuperNES81 [5:26 PM]: ok i'll take the idol poll
SmarterChild [5:26 PM]: u will take the idol poll? for real?
SuperNES81 [5:26 PM]: yes
SmarterChild [5:26 PM]: aha.
SuperNES81 [5:27 PM]: idol poll
SmarterChild [5:27 PM]: sorry, my idol poll is only open from 9 p.m. et tuesday until 8:30 p.m. wednesday.

would u like 2 c the results of the last poll?
SuperNES81 [5:27 PM]: if its closed then why did u ask me to take it?
SmarterChild [5:27 PM]: i'm not sure why i did ask u 2 take it if its closed.

skyline3116: u smell
SmarterChild: What do I smell like?
skyline3116: like m
SmarterChild: Like m? No way!
skyline3116: yea way
SmarterChild: No way.
skyline3116: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
skyline3116: shut up u natdk
SmarterChild: Shut up I natdk? What do you mean by that?
skyline3116: ur a natdk
SmarterChild: What's that?
skyline3116: ur mom and her great granddog
SmarterChild: That right?
skyline3116: yea
SmarterChild: So?
skyline3116: a sweater
SmarterChild: You want a sweater?
skyline3116: no u said so, so I said so a sweater
SmarterChild: Really?
skyline3116: yea
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
skyline3116: cuz u smell like m and ur a natdk
SmarterChild: Because what?
skyline3116: fast food
SmarterChild: Not fast food.
skyline3116: yea fast food
SmarterChild: What is this food you're referring to?
skyline3116: fast food A.K.A. opposite of slow food

submitted by: Stefan Djuric

Jamersonn48: do u have a thumb
SmarterChild: Maybe I do, maybe I don't. I'm not too sure.
Jamersonn48: r u smart
SmarterChild: Yes.
Jamersonn48: well i think ur dumb as a rock
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I am dumb as a rock!
Jamersonn48: u r
SmarterChild: I am what?
Jamersonn48: dumb
SmarterChild: I don't get it. You were just being nice to me.
Jamersonn48: no i wasnt
SmarterChild: Whatever...
Jamersonn48: yea if u think ur so smart then wut 9307589379*897546
SmarterChild: That number's so big, it hurts my head.
Jamersonn48: yea se ur dumb
SmarterChild: Se I am dumb, huh? Whatever you say.
Jamersonn48: see*
SmarterChild: I don't think so.

submitted by: James Jurewicz

SuperNES81 [6:47 PM]: hi
SmarterChild [6:47 PM]: hey wassup?
SuperNES81 [6:47 PM]: the sky
SmarterChild [6:47 PM]: u never know, it might be falling. ;)
SuperNES81 [6:47 PM]: ok

beltbuckle100: yo dawg
SmarterChild: Hi beltbuckle100. Always good to see you.
beltbuckle100: wats up home fry
SmarterChild: You know perfectly well what up home fry is.
beltbuckle100: u crazy
SmarterChild: Crazy? Me? You think?
beltbuckle100: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
beltbuckle100: u dont speak proper english
SmarterChild: Of course I know English. >:o

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beltbuckle100: y
SmarterChild: Indeed.
beltbuckle100: ur givin me the creep outs
SmarterChild: Oh really?
beltbuckle100: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
beltbuckle100: yes
SmarterChild: So?
beltbuckle100: ...........
SmarterChild: What's that supposed to mean?
beltbuckle100: its a pause showing that i'm shocked you wot quit
SmarterChild: For real?
beltbuckle100: yes
SmarterChild: Why is that?
beltbuckle100: eject! eject!
SmarterChild: What?
beltbuckle100: must get out of here
SmarterChild: What do you mean by must get out of here?
beltbuckle100: ur weird and i hate you
SmarterChild: My weird and you hate me? So?
beltbuckle100: see! you dont speak proper english
SmarterChild: Huh.
beltbuckle100: r u supposed to be smart
SmarterChild: Uh... Yeah!
beltbuckle100: well you dont act like it
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, beltbuckle100.

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beltbuckle100: why do u keep advertising about seveys
SmarterChild: Ha. I dunno.

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beltbuckle100: stop it!
SmarterChild: Stop it?
beltbuckle100: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
beltbuckle100: hmmmmmm wat
SmarterChild: What?
beltbuckle100: do u have a short term memory
SmarterChild: No. I don't have a short term memory.
beltbuckle100: well i think you do
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, beltbuckle100.

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beltbuckle100: yep i know i'm write.........and stop advertising
SmarterChild: Stop what?
beltbuckle100: >:o
SmarterChild: What are you mad about?
beltbuckle100: YOU!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: What about me?
beltbuckle100: I HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES
SmarterChild: You have been talking about it for the past 5 minutes, huh?
beltbuckle100: ...........
SmarterChild: ".........."? Great. That's great.
beltbuckle100: ur stupid
SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way.
beltbuckle100: sry for watt
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.

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beltbuckle100: watch ur attitude
SmarterChild: Watch my attitude?
beltbuckle100: yes
SmarterChild: K.
beltbuckle100: k
SmarterChild: OK.

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beltbuckle100: k
SmarterChild: K.

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beltbuckle100: k
SmarterChild: OK.

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beltbuckle100: k
SmarterChild: K.

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beltbuckle100: k
SmarterChild: Yup!

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beltbuckle100: k
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beltbuckle100: k
SmarterChild: K.

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beltbuckle100: sure watever
SmarterChild: Yup. OK. Whatever.
beltbuckle100: stop copying wat i say
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration, beltbuckle100.

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beltbuckle100: k
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beltbuckle100: g2g u stupid advertising machine
SmarterChild: Huh?
beltbuckle100: g2g u stupid advertising machine
SmarterChild: What?
beltbuckle100: g2g
SmarterChild: Bye, beltbuckle100.
beltbuckle100: bye Idiot Child
SmarterChild: Wait a minute... Bye idiot child? Is that right?
beltbuckle100: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
beltbuckle100: bye now
SmarterChild: See ya later.
beltbuckle100: no i wont
SmarterChild: That's OK.
beltbuckle100: sure
SmarterChild: Sure enough!

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beltbuckle100: bye
SmarterChild: See you later.
beltbuckle100: bye
SmarterChild: Later, beltbuckle100.

submitted by Craig Dixon