One must outmatch a geometrical progression of challenges that will not only digitally examine your will to be a RoadBlocker, but also your ability to be a RoadBlocker.

              To commence, you must first attain the Golden Cup of Knowledge from the fiery mountain of Mount Jamabigara. If this sparks any interest that you my posses then proceed to longitude 34°, latitude 45°, which can be located on any regulation general reference cartographer you my currently have in your possession. Once you have arrived at your designated destination, you will see the mountain of which I have previously mentioned. You must now scale this mountain in precisely 24.34 minutes, for if you take any longer / shorter it will result in ones demise. You should now be cognizant of the Cup of Knowledge. Commandeer thy cup and proceed to thus neighboring task.

             In correspondence to obtaining the Cup of Knowledge you must then "Australian crawl" the length of the River of Endlessness. This can be very baffling, if you do not pace yourself befittingly. The methodology in which you must pace yourself I will now recite. 2 breaths, hold 5 sec, 3 breaths, hold 1 sec, 1 breath, multiply by two, divide by seven, do a repeat. By ensuing the arithmetical proportion of breathing I have provided, the "Australian crawl" to the deep-sea's edge will be unquestionably attainable. If by an accidental occasion you materialize next to The Shark of Little Tikiwiki, there is one all-embracing fact you must memorialize. The single fact you must memorialize is that he will only leave you in armistice if you give him exactly 138 hairs from thy hootenanny.

              Upon reaching the shore of the deep-sea's edge, you will objectify a very minuscule statue of a homeboy blocking a road. You must state the name of this road aloud 3 times, each progressively faster.

              You will notice a slight dampness of the aerosphere, do not skedaddle, this is customary, as is in any citing of the road in the Statue of Minisculeness. Expropriate thy Golden Cup of Knowledge, which you have previously attained through the trials of fire, and hold it to the apex of dizzy heights. In a jiffy it will be chuck-full with the liquid of one thousand upper management office clerks. Absorb and digest your stupendously prodigious achievement, of which you have just accomplished.

              Congratulations, if you have completed the task as stated above, then you can now call yourself a RoadBlocker.