Captain Zig Zag: the human joint!

Truth, Justice, Sex, Drug's & Rock n' Roll!!!!!


DWEEZIL, THE STONER CHIPMUNK, SAYS:BESIDES THE TRUTH AND THE JUSTICE, WE HAVE.......

SEX!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                                                                                                                                                             

DWEEZIL, THE STONER CHIPMUNK, SAYS:  How hot is Hillary Duff? you ask....she is so hot,

I would eat the peanuts out of her shit...

she is so hot, that I would let her sit on my face

and use my mouth like a toilet....                                               

and im sure im not the only one.... 
  
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Miss High Times '06

 

 

 

DWEEZIL RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

         

 

Gwen Stephani, how can I put this.........I would eat Gwen's shit, not just the peanuts, 

I would eat her turds, 

IF she would LET me.........I would suck a fart out of her ass,

I would suck green, liquid, Tequila hangover, Diareah, out of her ass,

I would pay her MONEY, for the PRIVILAGE and the PLEASURE,

of drinking her shit.....................

 

 

 

          

                                                                                                                                             

    

                              

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Avril Lavigne is also hot,

Really, really hot. Hotty, hot, hot, Hotty.

Fine as a frogs hair, split three ways, with a chain-saw. HOTT!!!

  

 

 

www.crossbonez.com    <Avril's WebSite!!!

 CLICK HERE TO LAUNCH AVRIL'S GIRLFRIEND ECARD

DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

! This picture is a good example

                                 for todays youth, by working together

                                    we can all make the world a

                                              better place.............

 

 

 

 

 

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and ROCKnROLL!!!!

 

 

 

&  ROCKnROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Dweezil, the stoner chipmunk says,......

I AM NOT A CHIPMUNK!!!!!!! I AM A GROUND-HOG!!!!!!

CRACK A BOOK ONCE INA WHILE!!! SHEEEEESH!!!!!

 

 NEED I SAY MORE?

UPDATE!!!!

   DWEEZIL THE STONER CHIPMUNK, SAYS...

"I've been complimented!!! YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

DWEEZIL SAYS THANKS EVERYBODY FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT!!!

BECAUSE,....AFTER ALL,........PIMPIN AIN'T EASY,

BUT IT"S NECCESARY, uhhh...NESSISARY,...no...NECESARY,....fuck....

NESSCERY, god damit....NESCESERIE, fuck it...."

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