Captain Zig Zag: The Human Joint!!!
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THE SKINNY WHITE GUY THERE IS CAPTAIN ZIG ZAG.
HE IS THE MAIN CHARACTER, DUH... I WILL REVEAL MORE OF HIS ORIGIN IN ISSUES TO COME, BUT
FOR NOW I'LL JUST TELL YOU THAT HE WAS A SCIENTIST, WORKING IN THE UNDERGROUND RESEARCH
LABORATORY OF THE ZIGGY ZAGGY ROLLING PAPER COMPANY. HIS NAME WAS DR.PHILLIP GOOD,
(HIS FRIENDS CALLED HIM "PHIL" FOR SHORT) DR. GOOD SAW THAT THE NUMBER ONE COMPLAINT STONERS
HAD WITH ZIGGY ZAGGY ROLLING PAPERS, WAS THAT YOU COULDN'T PACK THEM TO THE EXTREEM WITH BUDS
TO ROLL BIGGER JOINTS. DR. GOOD RECOGNIZED THE NEED FOR BIGGER, FATTER, JOINTS, AND SET OFF TO
CREATE AN INDESTRUCTABLE ROLLING PAPER, THAT COULD ONLY BE DAMAGED WITH FIRE, (CUZ, YA GOTTA
SMOKE IT, RIGHT?) NEEDLESS TO SAY, A HORIBLE ACCEDENT HAPPENED!!! AS USUALY OCCURS IN TOP SECRET
UNDERGROUND LABORATORYS TO UNSUSPECTING SCIENTISTS. HIS ESSENCE, FUSED WITH THAT OF THE JOINT,
HE WAS GIVEN INDESTRUCTABLE ROLLING PAPER SKIN, A BURNING, SMOKIING CHERRY WHERE HIS HAIR USED
TO BE AND ALL THE POWERS AND ABILATIES THAT ONE MIGHT EXPECT TO RESULT FROM BEING TRANSFORMED
FROM A NERDY HUMAN SCIENTIST INTO A STONER SUPER-HERO!!! AND HILARITY ENSUES.....
THE GUY IN THE PURPLE SHIRT IS ROACH-CLIP, CAPTAIN ZIG ZAGs SIDE-KICK. I WILL REVEAL ROACH-CLIPS
ORIGIN LATER ON ALSO, BUT I WILL TELL YOU THAT HE HAS COCK-ROACH ANTENAE AND HE HAS A ROACH-CLIP
HANGING ON A STRING AROUND HIS NECK (that never goes out), AS WELL AS A SIXTH "STONER SENSE", THAT ALERTS HIM TO DANGER,
THE IMMUNE SYSTEM OF A COCK-ROACH,
WHICH ALLOWS HIM TO CONSUME FOODS WHICH HAVE LONG BEEN ROTTEN,
THE ABILITY TO CRAWL UP WALLS LIKE A ROACH(SOUND FAMILIAR? NOT TO ME...)
"WHAT IS A ROACH-CLIP?" YOU ASK? WELL I WOULD TELL YOU BUT
IF YOU DONT KNOW YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T CARE, YOU MIGHT NOT CARE EVEN IF YOU DO KNOW!!! HAHAHA!!!
GOD IM FUNNY!!!! IN ISSUE NUMBER ZERO, THEY FIGHT A VILLIAN CALLED "THE MIND FUCKER"!!! AN ALIEN
FROM OUTER SPACE WHO LIKES TO FUCK WITH PEOPLES HEADS, LITERALY!!!
THERE IS ANOTHER TITLE ON THE FLIP-COVER CALLED "BLACK LUNGS the cat". SO THIS IS ACTUALLY TWO COMIC
BOOKS IN ONE. IT'S A 56 FIFTY SIX PAGE GRAPHIC NOVEL, COLOR COVER, SOON TO BE COLOR INSIDE AS WELL,
AND I MIGHT ADD, EXCELLENT ARTWORK!
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