The slow revival of Rizzle G has been jump started my my good friend Dan Jones. In the mean time check out today's comic based on a past time that Dan and I would do during those slow times on our way to marching band, or just when we see each other in the hall/street and want to act goofy.
Do not take mime fights lightly. The collateral damage caused is silent but deadly. 

I apologize for having to use such a "great" web service. Click here for homework 2, and here for homework 1.

-Rinaldo

This is the Cool 'hwhip' to the piece of pie that was this storyline. You can never seal a deal without a dramatic chipmunk (though its actually a prarie dog).

In other news, check out my deviant art site. That should quell the beast within you that fight over you weary soul. Peace.
-Rinaldo

It's finally done. We fought many hardships and endured a long journey... only to find out that the key was the XBox all along.

Seriously, I'm glad that this storyline is over. It took me forever to come up with things for it. Even though I did have this comic done for a while, it took me so long to put it up because I'm so busy with other things. But whoever reads this surely knows how horrible I am with updating by now. Anywho, enjoy the comic and let's see what happens next in life, eh?

IT NEVER STOPS!

Thank God for Bruce Willis. Wii-mote explosions! Seriously though, the amount of Wii-motes crashing into TV's has been ridiculous. Of course the numbers have gone down since the first months of the Wii experience, but nonetheless, it can still cause a great deal of trouble for the two-headed owner of a underground electronic fortress.
In other news, I may try to give another go to the whole keenspot/comicgenesis thing. And this time, I'll activate it within 90 days.

Love and peace.

Whew! Part 6 is up and me and Ron are in deep trouble.

Hang in there! Only 2 more parts to go!

Well, the adventure continues as we reach the middle of this adventure. That was a redundant sentence....

Anywho, check out the Deviant art site for some of my other drawings. Love and Peace`
-Rinaldo

What the Cha? TWO HEADED GAMERS?!?!?! This is some crazy mess going on here. But if you want the story to keep building up to find out whats going on, you're going to have to stay tuned to the next edition of Rizzle G!!!... on Monday.

In other news, I went to OK and came back and had a good time. Me and my brother from another mother Ron hung out and caused some mischief. Even went to the Softball Championship where Tennessee dominated. It was fun.

Oh yeah, I put some art work over at my Deviant art site. If you ever get a chance to go over there, try it.

So this story arc is coming to a middle part, but I wanna hurry and wrap it up because I got so many comic ideas lined up, but I want to finish the story first. Maybe Ron and I will find a Wii over the summer, and make a new adventure.

I finally got this done. After several decades of time traveling, I finally have part 2 of the story line. This won't keep you occupied for months at a time, but it will help you understand the pain of going through Wal-Mart when a new game system comes out.
    In other news, guess who the new black guy in the animation program is. I think his name is Anton... Oh yeah, I made it in too. So now I can finally start my rampage of 3D studio Max, Maya, and other programs that most people are uninterested in. So come on down to Florida and we'll get a drink. So tune in over the next several weeks and maybe a comic will be up.

-Rinaldo

OH YES! I'M BACK!

I know you all might be thinking, "why is this dude putting up a comic about Christmas when Spring Break is on the way? Truth is, I've been hella busy and anybody in college should know what I'm talking about. Point taken though.
And yes, I will try to update Rizzle G more often. And at the end of the semester, I will be moving the website to a comic genesis site, if not my own web page. So be on the look out for that. Other than that it's good to be back. West side!

-Rinaldo

I pooted.

You can relate any situation to some type of fruit situation. Let me tell you about the apples and oranges... yah?  Yah? Okay...

This could be called an update, then again not really. I didn't ink it and it took less than 30 minutes to draw. Plus it's so f'ing random, I don't even know if its funny. But I'll let you guys decide and be the judge.

Wanna know what we do with our spare time ladies? It really isn't much... but you can check it in today's comic. Me, Ron, and Mario do talk about random things sometimes, but you can bet its hilarious.

Today's comic topic is so ridiculous, I didn't even try to come up with a play on words in the title. It is what it says. He is literally SPITTIN' GAME IN A TORNADO!! Only in Oklahoma are the men so bold as to get a girls digits in the middle of a storm like that. Props to Ronald.

Todays comic deals with a very real issue. Not really.

Illegal immigration is thought to be a very serious and trying issue, but then we have to think about how hard the test is for becoming an American. Among knowing a fluent amount of spoken and written English, testers have to know former presidents of the U.S. and many "key" points of history such as who the War of 1812 was against or something like that. Stuff that alot of normal people don't know. Alot of stuff I don't even know.
Point is, maybe if we made the test a little easier, we would have more legal immigrants that actually knew how to speak English. Then immigrants would be able to use more things in a business sense because they'd actually have the proper Identification to get a credit card and what not, and would be adding to the economy. "Roll up" economics I suppose. But anyway, enough blogging. Read the comic. Laugh.

By the way, the War of 1812 was against the British, and started by Americans. Just an FYI....

You thought the old guys were gone, well ThInK AgAiN! (I will never do that arrangement of letters for a link ever again)But Yancy and the gang are still alive playing Super Smash,drinking Sprite(R), and what not.

I lied. Though I am on "vacation", There is a comic up this week, but its not mine. I present to you the drawings of Micheal Davis. Though not an artist per se', he does draw down our adventures as a trombone section, thus proving that band kids are cool to certain extent.

When do I teabag? How do I teabag? Is there a certain method to teabagging? The answer to all of your questions can be found in this strip.

Its been a while since I've updated, but I finally got a chance to do it. Dial-up is a hinderance, and that is fact.

I have to admit: Penis jokes are unavoidable on this site.  It doesn't matter what we talk about, somebody will either get kicked in the balls or bring up something in the conversation that references private parts. Its not that its not good comedy, its just not as intellectual as bashing mayor candidates. Or is it?

Its true. Just read this article. Apparently people don't know whats good for them anymore. Or maybe Coca-Cola secretly put cocaine back into their product. Either way the result is this comic.

The title says it all.

Well, after a couple of days of business, and some slight freewebs problems, I finally have the new comic up. As the comic shows, Spain is a jerk. Why couldn't she just move around me? Seriously though, she's an awesome cartoonist that is the creator and artist of The Bohemians webcomic whose picture is in the link section.  

Wow, I guess Ronald kicked me alot harder than previously thought. But better to learn about testicular torsion when you're young, instead of when you're too old to recover.

A friend that kicks you in the nuts when you listen to Ashlee Simpson is a true friend indeed. On the real though, there are a few occasions that I would allow my friends to kick me in the nuts. One is a murder rampage. The other is if I start wearing pink on a regular basis.

Me and Ron were talking over Thanksgiving break, and the story of the lady getting her Xbox 360 robbed came up. The conversation took a comedic turn and thats how this comic developed. However, Penny-Arcade must've also heard about this story and had the same conversation, because they had already beat me to the punch.

Didn't need to update, but I transformed the sketchings from my Art History class into a comic. A small tribute to Halloween costumes. Peace up and out.

Todays comic's style is a straight rip from the Penny-Arcade sketchbooks they do. If there is one thing that I do like from them (one of the many things actually) it's the sketchbook style drawings. As I do appreciate the drawings and all of the figure lines, I also like how the joke is quick and to the point, which is why I drew it this way. What can I say, I was sleep deprived.

If a dog did indeed come into our store barking, I would probably have this very reaction and indeed deliver a pizza to a man that was trapped in a well. And Joe does sometimes yell at me, but its more of a "Rinaldo, stop drawing and deliver those pizza's" or "Can you work late or close tonight?"

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I finally updated, and this comic is dedicated to my good friend Rachel. For without her, I wouldn't be able to laugh at scary movies. She really does get... hmmm, "over-excited" I'm guessing is the word? But its all cool. I love her just the same.

In all honesty I haven't seen this movie, but the previews lead me to believe that The Dukes of Hazzard film is just as my comic describes it. I can't say that the movie is terrible, but I can say that my expectations are pretty low.

Sorry this update took so long to put up. With my moving situations and jumping from state to state, its good that I got it up. I'm just glad to make you laugh again. I want to update more oftern and draw some of the better ideas I have but with school I hope I can find the time. In university news, I think I'm going to try and get a girlfriend this semester. That way I can finally let my hormones rest. I just need to take my time, and get it right. I just hope that some of my friends don't wile out with the boys, even if they did find their "dream guy" in the first week... but no more on that.

Peace up, and out.

First off, have you ever been in class to take a test and then your mind wondered off onto something totally unexpecting? Thats what happened at one of my exams... but the class is SO BORING! My brain gets exhausted just thinking about it.

We've all been in this kind of situation. You're standing in line at the bank, ATM, or something. And then this person starts a conversation with you and very carefully (or directly) steers it into a topic that you don't want to talk about. Don't lie! I'm sure some of you have even been the ones that have started the conversation...

This most recent comic is about eating some funky stuff. And not that soul funk, I mean the downright dirty dirty south of the border stank funk. Ya Mean?

Granted me and Ron don't normally talk about the potency of African American sperm, we do make a bunch of jokes about Lil' Jon. Dave Chappelle made that guy famous.

Wow, I got so anxious to put up my last comic that I didn't even make a comment about it. The most recent comic is making fun of the Michael Jackson trial, in which he got Not Guilty.

In todays comic, we poke fun at America's political system in action. They can't figure anything out because of those dang martinis. If you don't know whats going on with the judge hang-up then google it, I'm sure you'll find something. And a little treat for you Democrats. That little guy down there at the bottom drinking the martini... that's Barack Obama. That guy knows how to have fun on the real.

Well, I haven't seen Star Wars Episode III yet... and it's all Josh's fault. I guess to get the lowdown on the movie you have to go to www.starwars.com or something like that. All I can say is General Grievous looks badass in the movie (thanks to impressions led in by the Clone Wars cartoon saga).

Today's comic is about nothing... literally. I just wanted to express the difference between things in OK and FL.

Stereotypes stay true in the industry as even black hedgehogs carry guns. Shadow the Hedgehog, the anti-hero of the Sonic Adventure 2 game, is back and capping everybody in his way... yes even hobbits.

In reality Cookie Monster is still alive, but he did learn that cookies are a sometimes food. Sesame Street addressed the problem of obesity among kids by having cookie monster eat only healthy food. Pretty soon, he'll be eating subway sandwiches like our friend Jerry.

So Yancy ends up destroying the Universe. Because he tampered with a black hole and illegaly downloaded anime... so there.

That crazy Yancy... what will we ever do with him?

Introducing Ronald... my best friend who apparently can't keep himself unexcited. He really isn't like that in real life, but for the sake of comedy lets say that he does happen to pop one in front of every hot girl he talks to. Voila! You have this situation. We'll be making more trouble over the summer (both in comics and in real life) so stay tuned and don't change that channel. Oh yeah and ladies... if a guy does happen to pop a boner in front of you, think of it as a compliment saying "You look very extravagant today, Madame! Good day!"

I meant to get this comic up sooner, but life gets so busy. Its rather annoying really. But Papal elections started yesterday so maybe I'll draw something on that. Just imagine... cardinal elections are so exciting.

Remeber those days where you had to be a good driver to keep pedestrians safe? Yeah, so do I.

Firstly I'd like to say may God comfort all ofTerri Schaivo's family and friends.

God, I hate apartment hunting. It really feels like I'm losing money just by walking into the leasing office. Ya'll know what I mean. Another thing I dislike are taxes. April 15 is almost upon us and I have yet to turn in my Federal and State forms. Damn you 1040!!

The internet. A place where the world is at your fingertips. But most people use it for porn. Honestly, I don't want to be asked some of the questions I was asked that day EVER again, unless its by a doctor.

Hey Ya'll, update much? Not really... Anyway, I was going through my Sonic the Hedgehog comic book collection when I noticed that the cover art for #134 resembled the cover art for The Amazing Spider-Man #50. Check it out:             

Seriously though, thank you for coming to my website. I am a cartoonist in training, and I currently go to the University of Central Florida. I started making these comics to help my skills grow. As my skills grow I want you, the viewer, to comment and critique both my comedy and drawings. Don't be worried about saying something hateful, because chances are that I won't be offended, and if I am then I'll just send you a box of snakes in the mail. I hope to make you laugh, cry, and maybe even wet your pants. Thank you and God Bless the comic world!

-Rinaldo