Amusing things
Kitty Wallpaper: CAPS LOCK IS SO COOL. DON'T YOU AGREE?
doll partts: OH YES, MATE.
Kitty Wallpaper: your flattery flatters me
Charliebear13: your flattery of my flattery flatters me
Kitty Wallpaper: your flattery of my flattery of your flattery flatters my flattery
Charliebear13: you have out-flattered me for the last time, kara!
doll partts: aaaaaaaaaagh fuck if i hear "flip flop" one more time, push me over a cliff. if i go to a DSW shoe store and i see "flip flops" advertised, i will shoot myself.
Kitty Wallpaper: Shall I say chuck taylors instead?
Kitty Wallpaper: *dies*
Kitty Wallpaper: *from lack of emilio*
Kitty Wallpaper: *and billy idol*
doll partts: his hair is plastered to his face!
Kitty Wallpaper: me and my sister leave pads with red food coloring all over my house. O.o
rockslightly: oh... shit.
Kitty Wallpaper: What, did your hair move?
doll partts: and then some. definitely. like, there's more? what, lesbiana, are you a hermaphrodite too?
Kitty Wallpaper: were you born a man, perhaps? wanted to be a girl?
doll partts: or. born FROG wanted to be penis turned into girl?
doll partts: once i got high on sharpies at my best friend's house. we were taking pictures with signs that said 'i'm marlon brando."
Kitty Wallpaper: Hunners? Is she on medication?
Meeeeshaaa: i had an argument with a black girl. she was like YO BLACK MANS COCK IS BIGGER THAN WHITE MANS COCK YO.
Kitty Wallpaper: I say "want some crack?" 10 times a day.
Kitty Wallpaper: oh yes. kinky baby. do it harder!
JdsPrst28: which of the 8 of us are you talking to?
PersonalSexycore: ungh ungh ungh wait...where's my girlfriend?! HOLY SHIT! FLUFFY GET OUT!
Kitty Wallpaper: I wish my name was ace.
Kitty Wallpaper: I'm going to go wake my dad up and ask him why he didn't name me ace.
eryn flies kites: boobxcore
Eskimobob1500: mmmm, huge cocks all around!
Kitty Wallpaper: i have big penis
eryn flies kites: me too!
Eskimobob1500: -humps everything-
eryn flies kites: -humps wall-
Kitty Wallpaper: -humps floor-
Eskimobob1500: -humps self-
Kitty Wallpaper: -humps neighbor's cat-
eryn flies kites: i bet you duff has a big wang.
Kitty Wallpaper: dean wants to screw in a bathtub
Kitty Wallpaper: go work on that
rockslightly: I HAVENT SLEPT WITH HIM!
doll partts: hahaha, calpink heartthrob.
Kitty Wallpaper: Janis Joplin and the magic pills with the airplane that ended up reeeally badly
xXemoAmmyXx: kibbies!!!
rockslightly: You thought I was alone?
Kitty Wallpaper: In a dark room
Kitty Wallpaper: WITH LOTION
Kitty Wallpaper: *le gasp*
Kitty Wallpaper: Why would you send her hate mail?
doll partts: i have no clue.
doll partts: i should send his stylist hate mail.
Kitty Wallpaper: his best friend just shoves random things up his ass
xXemoAmmyXx: wow
xXemoAmmyXx: i wish i had a friend like that
Kitty Wallpaper: is there any porn in there I should know about?
luvmemeeka: Dean was naked
moonahbp: Woah.
Kitty Wallpaper: Apperantly...I brought it up. think about that and try not to shudder.
doll partts: calvin should be gay.
Kitty Wallpaper: Yeah, I betcha if I sucked your giraffe you'd laugh to, ya crazy lesbian bastard.
Soccerchicki3912: tell me what is so ignorant
hot forr teacher: peeeeeeeeenis
Soccerchicki3912: that's one of the few things that i'm not ignorant about
rockslightly: i am not. thats why i dont want to hear your dream. it may send me into a fit of seizures in which i could not recover from. i could die of the shock and horror.
Kitty Wallpaper: -raises eyebrows- What the hell is wrong with you?
doll partts: yeahhh i'm comin' on to you babeh. YOU WANNA FLIRT WITH MEEEEEE?
Kitty Wallpaper: My pants are evil. I want to rip them off. Oh sorry.
Rosetta Fontain: I don't even want to ponder that!
Kitty Wallpaper: your ponderin it!
rockslightly: she met a cat on the internet?
Kitty Wallpaper: muahaha!!! -raises septer and goes all power hungry-
JohnTaylorDotCom: O_O holy crap... -hides-
hot forr teacher: how penis is that!
Soccerchicki3912: i KNOW
Soccerchicki3912: wait.... ew
doll partts: i was flashed once walking from my college in broad daylight!he was walking on the same street and just before we passed he droped down his pants and shook his nasty cock at me and ran off.lol.he was wearing tracksuit pants!says it all!
Kitty Wallpaper: Kat is jealous.
JohnTaylorDotCom: -ShiftyEyes- Me? Never
Kitty Wallpaper: ohhh John's multi-tasking! everyone hide!
Kitty Wallpaper: Even if it is just chewing gum and driving HE CAN'T HANDLE IT!
Kitty Wallpaper: You call me crazy, but I'm gonna laugh when you're ass is covered in a banana stand!
Kitty Wallpaper: For god's sake, SIMON GET OFF THE BLOODY BOAT! You're going to fall and get eaten.
Kitty Wallpaper: GET OFF THE BLEEDING BRIDGE! YOU'LL FALL AND GET EATEN!
Kitty Wallpaper: GET OFF THE ROCKS! YOU ARE GOING TO FALL! WHY DO YOU NOT LISTEN!? YOU ARE GOING TO DIE.
Kitty Wallpaper: GET OUT OF THE BLOODY WATER! THIS IS WHAT I'M WARNING YOU ABOUT! THERE IS GATORS AND BLACK WOMEN EVERYWHERE WHOM WANT TO SEX YOU UP! GET OUT OF THERE!!!
Soccerchicki3912: it's like, "I WANT KIDS, CAN'T YOU TELL?!"
i can go roar: is it your kinky box of sex?
Kitty Wallpaper: Oh yes.
i can go roar: and i'm the main course?
i can go roar: ... that came out wrong.
Kitty Wallpaper: oh.dear.merciful.god.
DoLL PaRTTS: who ever heard the words "giant" "asian" and "wang" in the same sentence together
DoLL PaRTTS: oh i get it
DoLL PaRTTS: prince!
hot forr teacher: you know all about your male reproductive organs!
Soccerchicki3912: MY male reproductive organs?!?!? i don't have any of those!
moonahbp: Okie, we're gonna sober up now...
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