SaZaRchmAdamob (and sometimes Biffy).

Charliiiiiieeeeee…

Well she sneaks around Chicago from North Clybourn to Pulaski,
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Monroe to Cumberland,
She'll take you for a ride on the Yellow up to Skokie,
Tell me, where on the El is Carmen Sandiego?

Steal your purse at 87th, then go buy it back at Cermak,
Hear "Doors closing" at Chicago while you're running down the stairs,
There's a hobo in the corner, don't go there it smells like urine,
Tell me, where on the El is Carmen Sandiego?

She'll go from Garfield to Jackson, then switch to the Blue Line,
Division to Montrose to Rosemont -- and back!

She'll go hipster up in Damen, that's the Blue Line, not the Brown Line!
Then she'll wait for 20 minutes while the train's stuck on the track,
And she'll wonder, "How ironic, Belmont isn't on the Pink Line,"
Tell me, where on the El is Carmen Sandiego?

Pleasoning.