i'm working on designing a new site and the new issue has been out since last march and a newer one should be released in june. also i'll be at the philly zine fest again this year at the rotunda (4014 walnut street, philly) on july 16th and 17th.
10/31/04
happy halloween! ive been working on a semi-regular 3-5 pages a week schedule. thats why i never update. that and ive been hating technology lately. anyone know why fox is playing the x files movie over a simpsons halloween episode? assholes. i should probably talk about the comic im doing now. its the longest one ive done, and most pretty. it should be around 30 pages. its largely inspired by fantasy epics, its about a unnamed guy that left his town and is going on a quest to find some meaning in his life, he ends up hooking up with a satyr, the old man, and a knight; hijinks ensue. its a wacky absurd adventure.
9/29/04
this is what i did with the other half of the boca paper.
9/28/04
this is my new cute animal catch phrase that i can sell to the masses/a creature being tormented by his owner.
he sure does.
9/27/04
so the one upload site went down and i just spent about 45 minutes fixing the gallery. i ended up just taking some of the stuff that makes me cringe the more they get old. i also put up the 'zombie sellecks' from issue 1 up. i'm just about sold out of the first 3 issues and its older work that is pretty ugly so i'll be putting them up slowly. i'm also going to be doing some messing around, taking things off and what have you with the site. ill post when issue 5 gets released, we ran out printing paper so all the photoshop stuff isn't printed out yet and blah blah, im just to lazy. but i promise it should be out soon, although i bet no one will notice or buy it.
9/14/04
all finished with issue 5. i've been finished for a bit now actually, i just havent 'gotten time' to print them out, i've been to busy laying in bed playing video games and working at the york fair. here's a peak at the cover
anyways, as i said i worked at the york fair this weekend from 9am-12am and one thing i learned is that america is an ugly ugly place, the average american is unattractive and even a bit hideous looking, it's another government conspiracy that has the media only making beautiful people celebrities, this makes so many movies bullshit, especially high school movies where everyone is super sexy and looks 30.
alright i'm getting off track here, i wanted to post about that new partridge family thing on vh1, what the fuck is that all about? why bring back the partridge family? they ripped off the brady bunch and the monkees and the monkees where a pre fabricated fake band to begin with. i thought the new craze was 90's nostalgia? the 70's nostalgia wave was a few years ago. i saw some of it, it's this 'huge' nationwide search for the new family (it's set up like american idol, although i didn't watch enough of it to know if they have an arrogant prick host that mouths off for ratings), i feel terribly bad for the people that get picked, aside from the older sister none of the partridge family had careers after the show. i know your saying 'hey the red headed guy has a career now!' which is bullshit, he's on the male version of the view with slater from saved by the bell and hosts a bunch of stupid ass countdown shows for E! and VH1. David Cassidy? he's famous right now... in Vegas, where pop stars go when they're career's die, just ask celine dion and wayne newton. Now the reason i feel bad for the new partridge family is my point is that the original cast members couldn't get any respectable work afterwards because they were super famous and remembered as their character from the singing family rather then their 'acting' abilities, just like the majority of any famous sitcom actors career, so these poor souls think they're going to become famous by impersonating a second rated monkees/brady bunch remake nostalgia show? what the hell has become of entertainment nowadays?
9/6/04
it has occured to me that liberalism is a fair amount of bullshit. michael moore has convinced me.
aside from that fragmented thought i want to know who would want to see that stupid new john travolta and joquin pheonix movie? who gives a shit about a rescue firefighter guy, they're totally cashing in on the post-9-11-we-heart-nyfd-propaganda. sure firefighters save lives and shit but that doesnt happen everyday, i'm sure it becomes more like any other job dealing with jackasses that accidently lit their sheds on fire while smoking crack. and fuck john travolta that scientologist is a dumbass with a shitty career, i'm sure he was great in the punisher or that shitty movie with that chick from friends or any other random john travolta movie that was in the theatre for 2 weeks that i didn't see. also fuck that joquin guy that always has characters that give off a tense emotional face at one point in the movie and with a firefighting rescue flick i'm sure there's some dialog where its joquin says to john 'i'm sorry chief... ::tense emotional face:: ... I JUST DIDN'T MEAN TO LEAVE THAT BABY IN THE BURNING FIRE! I WAS SCARED!' then john hugs joquin and says 'its alright boy, it happens to the best of us, now lets go get some beer, i'm fucking beat, fighting fires sucks ass man.'
hollywood needs to start making good movies again, i mean they spent decades on making the best movie's ever produced but then they just got to rich for themselves and only make shitty demographic movies. first thing they have to do is make a really kickass viking movie, that would prove them. then they have to make a kick ass space ship time traveling dimension hopping type movie where they fight evil monsters and bug creatures and shit and are all fucked up looking in the other dimension because its beyond our minds comprehension and it should have some kick ass gore and very little or none at all computer generated shit. also they should have crazy ass lighting and distortions of sound and camera effects that are simple yet effective; and it has to have bunch of wacky side characters to with subtle but intricant back stories that seem random at times. well thats what i think hollywood should do that is. but you should worship my opinion so i'm right.
8/30/04
well i lied. i've pretty much ignored this site all summer, just putting it off. oh well, it happens sometimes. this time i mean it though, there have been some bigger changes in rwacp so its basically a one man show now, so i'll attempt to make this site more 'personable'. to begin i'm going to just put some of my writings in the updates when i have nothing to say. that will give you an idea as to who i am i guess, and this little piece of internet i have seems like a good podium for my ideas. anyways i've finished issue #5 already just not formatted it at all. i already started #6, i realized i've gotten ahead of myself a lot since i dont even have #4 posted on the site. oh well. i'll eventually get to all that. but for now enjoy my thoughts on the olsen twins:
The Olsen twins are some kind of futuristic science fiction ploy to breed propagandaist acting children. They are now entering the young hollywood adult stage of the project as you can see, the one dyed her hair so it's easier to tell the difference between the two and to pick a favorite. Before about a year and half ago the Olsen twins were some weird aryan child actors that had a bunch of Steve Guttenberg produced straight-to-video movies and a cancelled family show from 10 years ago. Now around when they turn young hollywood adult theyre in all the magazines and have 'real' problems, they went as far as having the one enter rehab. It's all a ploy by the genetic scientists that engineered the 'Olsen experiment' all those years ago. There is a conspiracty between the government and the media and the Olsen twins are just a small part of the big picture.
7/6/04
its been a long time since i've updated, i have good reason though, well not really. it's a rarity if i get online anymore, i graduated high school kind of recently, well about a month ago, and i've just been living it up this summer, issue 4 has been out but i've just been way to lazy to do any promo, which i promise i'll do, and add more to the site. today i got back on the horse cranked out 2 pages and have been tinkering with ideas for issue 5. in other news this sunday the R(wacp) crew will be at the Philly Zine Fest , click the name for more info. i promise i'll update more this summer. toodles.
5/7/04
big time update in the gallery.
4/27/04
some changes are occuring, im just about done with the comic with literally 2 panels to go, but with the shows, work, getting set for college, and a load of other problems i haven't really gotten around to actually planning out the rest of the zine. so with some thinking over i'm changing the zine from bimonthly to quarterly. this will give me more time to add more substance and make the read longer. hopefully this will be for the better. next issue should be out by the end of next week, it will be the spring issue, august will see the summer issue, november the fall issue, and so forth.
trailers:
Napoleon Dynamite
Open Water
4/22/04
so sorry to anounce this but the show on may 14th is cancelled. after complications with deposit money and double booking we lost our venue. don't fret we will have a shows this coming june.
its hellishly nice out, get off your computer and go outside.
