The hall of Tan Song writers that have been successful!
Jamie Gilbert- All along the tanning palour - 25 votes
All along the tanning parlour - "There must be some way out of here," said the tanner to the tanned
There's too much cream cant you get me a towl.
Businessmen they come in here and get tanned
none of them along the tan line know what any of its worth.
No reason to get exicted the tanner kindly spoke. There are many among us who think that tanning is but a joke.
But you and I, we've been through that, and this is not our fate,So let us not talk falsely now, the tan is getting brown.
All along the tanning parlour, Lights kept them brown
While all the women came and put cream on steve, barefoot servants, too.
Ruairķ Cullen- Imagine theres no salon - 23 votes
imagine thers no salon, its easy if you try, no cream layering us, above thers no tan... imagine all the people... living tan free oh-oh... imagine thers no pis-buin, it isnt hard to do, nothing to spend our money on, and no nivea too... (chorus)...u may say im a tan man, but im not the only one, i hope some day you'll join us, and the world will be free of tan... (chorus) ... a brotherhood of tan... imagine all the people having to just sun bathe....
Sarah Hudson- Stephen... - 10 votes
His name is Steven, he is so very tanned, he's like a beacon, his tan's dry in half an hour, oh how he rocks, he's tanned his new socks, but he doesn't see the danger, cos he doesn't know about skin cancer,
cus he's just a teenage tanbag baby,
yeah he's just a teenage tanbag baby, get some new fake tan over baby for him,
oooooooooooooooooh!
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21 Jan
tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan... thers nothing u can tan, that cant be tanned, nothing u can make that cant be made, but u can learn how to buy from the body shop, its easy. all u need is tan, all u need is tan, all u need is tan, tan, tan is all u need. all u need is tan, all u need is tan, tan is all u need, nothin u cant buy from pis buin, that isnt sold, no way u cant buy it from loreal, everybody... tan is all u need, tan is all u need, tan is all u need etc...
I must get this fake tan onto my skin, I must get this fake tan onto my skin,
I want it to work, I want to be really brown, I must get this fake tan onto my skin.
I've read the instructions and i've followed them well and i ain't been cheatin there's nothing to tell,
So why all this pressure i don't understand,
All i want is a good fake tan!
i look at all the tanned people. i look all the tanned people. David dickinson lives in a dream, tans by the window, where a salon has been, wearing a face he keeps in a bottle by the door. all the tanned people where do they all come from. where do they all belong? David Dickinson selling a bottle that no one will buy, no one comes near, looking at him workin, tanning his skin, wot does he care. all the tanned people, where do they all belong, i look at all the tanned people. David Dickinson was buried along with his tan, nobody came, father mackenzie wipes his tan as he walks from the grave, nobody was tanned. all tanned people, where do they all belong?
Yesterday, all my tanning seemed so far away, now its as tho its here to stay, oh i believe in loreal. suddenly im not using half the tan i used to be, thers a chance of skin cancer hanging over me, oh yesterday came suddenly. Why she had to tan i dont no, she wouldnt say. i said something wrong, now i long for yesterday. yesterday, tanning was such an easy game to play, now i need to place to hide my tan, oh i believe in loreal.
tan! i need some tan, not just any tan, when i was youthfuller, so much youthfuller than today, i never needed any bodies tan in any way, but now im not so self assured, no i find the shade of skin, it opens up the doors, help me get my tan off the ground, as i do appreciate it been round, wont u please, please tan! and now my life has changed in oh some many ways, my natural skin has vanished in the haze wont u please tan me!
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29 Jan
loreal! darling u got to let me know... should i tan or should i stop now? if u say i should tan, il be yurs till the end of time. so u got to let me know, should i tan or should i go now? its always tan tan tan, youll have tan when im on my knees, when day its fine, and next its black, so if u want that tan of yur back. so come on and let me no, should i tan or should i go? should i stay or should i go now? if i tan there will trouble, but if i dont itll be double. so come on and let me no... this indecisions worry me, if u dont tan me set me free. exactly who im supposed to be? dont no which bottles even suit me, so u got to let me now, should i rub it or should i not?
dont wanna be an american tanner. one nation controlled by the tanners. can u hear the sound of the tan bed? the subliminal mind tan america.
welcome to a new kind of tanning. all across the tanning nation. everything isnt ment to be all orange.television dreams of tanning tomorow. were not the ones tht ment to tan. for theres enough to tan.!!
il be the one to show you the tan. you'l be the one to also be tanned. 3 in the morning come a tan tan tan. all out of cream and i just cant tan. cancel the things that i sed il tan. i dont feel comfortable tanning with you. now uve got the tan stuck on your skin. il be in lobby tanning for 2.
15. orange. tanned.......golden. orange. tan.
youve gt the shakeys wats with the tan? fresh on your skin from the fuzzy brush. everyones gathered to idolise the tan. i hate the way u look with ur non tanned skin. its been to long since i had a tan. u u pick the brush and il brush it on. always remember the tan tht we made. too young to die but not to have a tan.
15. orange. tanned.......golden. orange. tan.
Your tan tan is orange and you smell of lotion
Your tan looks funny and your coulour, just aint right
[Chorus]
Ohhhh steves tan Ohhhh steves tan
Orange like
Its SO BROWN
he'll turn your babies brown dont close your eyes
You can even see him at night
Its the wrath of steves tan
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there is funny stuff about stevs tan
You look like a woffle
c'mon steve, you look like a tangerine
Chorus
-----Solo (extra extra extra long)------
You've left tanning lotion on the school floor
Cant you smell it really is foul
I would rather die than look at you
it makes me want to puke my guts anway
Chorus
steve please man, just think
if not for yoursel then for those arround you
i know your welsh but please try
this song is really really crappy
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