Rens Random Ravings

A site for whomever wants to read a thirteen year olds thoughts.

Whattup?

Alright, here's the deal. This is NOT a chat room. I know that it has a few forums, but it's called "Ren's Random Ravings" for a reason. This is a place where insane people such as myself come to read and respond to my thoughts on random sh- tuff.  I request that no one under 13 or over 30 sign up, since under 13 is usually too innocent and those 30 year olds who spend time reading a thirteen year olds random rants are usually very strange, especially if they still live with their mommy. Well, not strange as much as, well, sad, pathetic, pitiful beings. But then again, I'm planning on kicking my kids(if I have any) to the curb as soon as they turn 19, so... I'm a little bias. And probably a mega bitch. That's for you to decide.

 On a more serious note, I have included a few rules below. Be warned- if you break ANY of the first five, you are dead to me. Not that it means much. Wow, I am a mega bitch.

RULES ( the imperial march plays)( that's the song that plays in Star Wars almost every time you see the Empire's forces)

 Yay, rules. Where to begin...

1) The far most important rule on this site- if you value your reputation, DON'T piss me off. I mean, a joke is one thing, but if you cross that line between the forgivable and the unforgivable, you WILL regret it.

2)  I am a hardcore anime/manga fan. You will often hear me speak of it. For a list of all anime/ manga you should read/ watch, see the All About Me page- ironically, it ISN'T All About Me
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3) I SUPPORT LYING. If you are going to lie online, I will not stop you. AS SUCH no users are allowed to email me telling me that so- and- so is lying. If you're going to type things I don't care about, tell me the hottest country singer so that I can rant about them! Or let me know when the next Gackt cd comes out. Or when the next volume of Naruto comes out. Or of any good anime.

4) NO TEXT TALK. Got that, dudes and dudettes? I have no fking clue what ROTFL or WTG or TTYL MEANS! I am NOT a proper girl in that one respect. Oh, and the fact I've been told I act like a better boy than my brother. I mean, I've only put a guy in a chokehold ONCE.

5)  The second most important rule- DO NOT try and look up my home address. Or phone number. If I recieve ANY anonymous calls, your reputation WILL be trashed. Ren Spencer IS NOT my real name. Don't bother looking it up in the phone book.

6) If you threaten anyone, please don't do anything serious, or else I'll have to report you. I don't want to do that. I've had to talk to enough ops in my lifetime.

 

 There will be more. For now, just behave.