Funny things I've said:
Liz: NO! I'm pure, I'm still a veeer..gin
Me: Oh, jeez, I thought you were going to say Vegan....Like..."I'm a vegan..I don't eat meat"
Both: LOL SEX REFERENCE
I wonder if eBay has a black market section....eBlack.
Do YOU want a panda pop?
That information never leaves this phone.
I always wanted to write my name in the snow.
Dude. That bus driver was totally checking you out.
Thats right. I invented a name for it. Rollerblade...ESCAPADE!!....
Its too bloody cold to lollerskate to the fullest!
I know why nobody makes monster movies about monsters in Canada. Its because no monsters can get into Canada. You know why that is? They can't get past customs.
MOON POWER!!
Bryan: Finally! The Living room is clean. Its spotless!
Me: *knocks over a cushion*
Bryan: ......
I hope you choke on a toothpick, drink hair-dye, get shot, cuz the hair-dye belongs to a transvestite, then have a heart attack, and perish while your house burns down.
Well, you DID feed me the death chicken. And those sour keys sealed my jaw shut.
Haha...He bled from the eyes...
Ahh, House. You can always cheer me up. Lets make an appointment doctor.
Comedian: Okay, everyone hold up your wallets
Me: How do you hold up a pocket?
Jenny: Well, theres nothing else for you to do...You wanna just go shopping?
Me: Sure! *leaves*.....*comes back 3 minutes later* I got to the bookstore before I realized I didn't have any money.
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say that for your comment :P
Jas says:
...napes
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:( i still want a comment though ><
Jas says:
why
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why not?
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its fun getting comments
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is that you
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?
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RenIkuhara
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or ur friend
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yeah, thats me
Jas says:
doesn't sound like you
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she took my name on a different site
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..it is me!
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wait
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your listening?!
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what are you listening to?! o.o
Jas says:
mebe
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nothin
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k, is it the top comment in my list, or did you press the play button under the picture
Jas says:
doesn't mater
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it does D<
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nope
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nooooo ><
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SINGING
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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D<
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lol
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srry had to turn it off
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DDDD<
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WHY D<
Jas says:
boken desho desho?
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...WHAU
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NO
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STOP LSITENING
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rofl
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HA HA HA HA
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OMG
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jokes
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DDDDDDDD<<
Jas says:
your not that bad actually
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DDDDDD<
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seriously
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MY LIFE.
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other than the fact i cant understand
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IT ENDS.
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WAIT
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i heard i beleive
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ROFL NO
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WAAAAH T^T
Jas says:
seriously, you sing pretty well
Jas says:
i cant sing
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D<
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KAY, KILL SELF NOW
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you arent listening to all of them are you?! D<
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no?
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thank god D<
Jas says:
you went to college?
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...NO
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NOT THAT ONE
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ROFL
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THERES A HIGH NOTE
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OUCH
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AND I MISS IT
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my ears
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I HATE YOU D<
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jokes
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havent heard it
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*attempts to delete all comments*
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u sing alot
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wheres bouken deesho desho?!
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on my tape recorder
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...D<
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lolz
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YOU SUCK D<
Jas says:
yobi no tochu?
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TABI NO TOUCHUU
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D<
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tabit cat
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nice reanacment
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SURE D<
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OMG OMG OMG, my ears are bleeding. OMG OMG OMG
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FUCK YOU TO DEATH
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D<
Jas says:
what a comment
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im mocking liz
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oh >.>
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yah
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...
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jerk
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IM SORRY D<
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wrar D<
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the only good one on there in my opinion is the first one on there >.>
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wait
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D< nevermind, just...WAAH
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TT_TT
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sry youre so mean
Jas says:
huh
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i bet you arent even going to leave a comment ><
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napes
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not now
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D<
Jas says:
when the time is right i will strike
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:'( fine, but im still emotionally wounded, those songs are for lizzy and me only!
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the fact that someone else listened to me singing is motifying by itself D<
Jas says:
tooo late
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/tears
I read this wonderful little blurb after visiting a friends website, and him not caring if I used it or not, I put it on here for you to enjoy.
Maybe..when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don’t even see the new one which has been opened for us.
Maybe..it is true that we don’t know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don’t know what we have been missing until it arrives.
Maybe..the happiest of people don’t necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
Maybe..the brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, we can’t go on successfully in life until we let go of our past mistakes, failures and heartaches.
Maybe..we should dream what we want to dream; go where we want to go; be what we want to be; because we have only one life and one chance to do all the things we dream of and want to do.
Maybe..there are moments in life when we miss someone — a parent, a spouse, a friend, a child — so much that we just want to pick them from our dreams and hug them for real, so that once they are around us we appreciate them more.
Maybe..the best kind of friend is the kind we can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation we’ve ever had.
Maybe..we should always try to put ourselves in another’s’ shoes. If we feel that something could hurt us, it probably will hurt the other person, too.
Maybe..we should do something nice for someone every single day, even if it is simply to leave them alone.
Maybe..giving someone all our love is never an assurance they will love us back. Don’t expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart; but, if it doesn’t, be content that it grew in ours.
Maybe..happiness waits for all those who cry, all those who hurt, all those who have searched, and all those who have tried…for only they can appreciate the importance of all the people who have touched their lives.
Maybe..we shouldn’t go for looks; they can deceive; don’t go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes us smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes our heart smile.
Maybe..we should hope for enough happiness to make us sweet, enough trials to make us strong, enough sorrow to keep us human, and enough hope to make us happy.
Maybe..we should try to live our life to the fullest because when we were born, we were crying and everyone around us was smiling but when we die, we can be the one who is smiling and everyone around us crying.