Funpacked!

Let's go back in the past. Ah. The Nintendo 64, the Play Station, the Dreamcast... Wait a minute! Talk about sucky consoles! This is 2007 and we've advance from crappy graphics and eye-bleeding gameplay. Now, we are all about graphics so beautiful angels would cry looking at them, gameplay so fun I get sick just from watching the trailers, and consoles so advanced in technology and motion sensors people wait in line for days just to be the first one to claim the next miracle in gaming! I'm talking the XBox 360, the PS3, and the Wii, the best in the history of video games. Call of Duty, Dead or Alive, Gears of War, Halo Wars (coming soon along with Halo 3), Elder scrolls 4, and Resistance: Fall of Man. Look, we adored the XBox, we loved the Play Station 2, and the Gamecube made us lovesick. But, get over it! The online play for these new consoles is awesome! Running low on money? Fine! You still get a free account on XBox 360 to play to your gaming needs across the world. XBox 360 is backwards compatible for XBox games, same thing with the Wii and the Gamecube. Also, talk about great prices, the Wii is selling for no more than $250, and XBox 360 ain't to shabby also. You can get your 360 core pack for only $300, and for those of you who are already experienced in XBox gaming, only $100 more than the core for the 360 with wireless controllers and backwards compatible. The PS3 is an expensive $600, but, hey, whatever. If you rustle up some more money, you could get the next play station for some serious gaming. The consoles also have great controllers, except for the Wii remote, which needs some new designs. If any, I would recommend the XBox 360, because of free online play, and the prices that you can afford. So, stop drooling over your horrible Nintendo from the 90's, and get a next gen console today!