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Series 1 - Favourite Quote 01-02 Future Echoes I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an IQ of 6000, the same IQ as 6000 PE teachers. -Holly's introduction at the beginning of the episode. [Back to Top] Series 2 - Favourite Quote 02-02 Better Than Life Please rush me my portable walrus polishing kit. Four super brushes that will clean even the trickiest of seabound mammals. Yes, I am over eighteen, though my IQ isn't. -Rimmer thinks that Junk male is the reason why Lister receives so many letters when the Mail pod arrives. [Back to Top] Series 3 - Favourite Quote 03-05 Timeslides A pub - ahh yes. A meeting place where people attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence, by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks. -Kryten having walked into the Public House on the backwards version of earth. [Back to Top] Series 4 - Favourite Quote 04-03 Justice This man is not guilty of manslaughter, he is only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is his crime... it is also his punishment. -Kryten bases his defense of Rimmer around the fact that his great incompetence made the Red Dwarf accident an inevitability. Series 5 - Favourite Quote 05-02 Inquisitor Lister : Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten, now's the time to mention it. Kryten : No plan, sir. No sleeves. -Lister and Kryten stare death in the face before the inquisitor. Series 6 - Favourite Quote Series 6 came down to a dead heat between the following two quotes: Starbug was built to last sir. This old baby's crashed more times than a ZX81. -Kryten explains how Starbug was able to survive an impact with a flaming meteor. 06-02 Legion Rimmer : Step up to Red Alert! Kryten : Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb. -Rimmer is insistant on sticking to procedure, but Kryten and the rest of the crew are less convinced. [Back to Top] Series 7 - Favourite Quote 07-02 Stoke Me A Clipper... Lister: The red, green and blue alert signs are all flashing. What the smeg does that mean? Kryten: Well either we're under attack sir, or we're having a disco. -Lister and Kryten emerge from the Artificial Reality suite when Ace's ship jumps into their dimension. [Back to Top] Series 8 - Favourite Quote 08-01 Back In The Red I My mind is so numb and brain-dead, I feel like I've just attended a 3 day seminar entitled 'The Future of Plumbing'. Have you any idea how irritating you have just been? You're a master, there are things you could teach to tropical skin diseases. -Rimmer is irritated when Lister purposefully annoys him with the intention of getting him to talk. [Back to Top] All Time Favourite Quote Selected from the nine quotes above: Lister: The red, green and blue alert signs are all flashing. What the smeg does that mean? Kryten: Well either we're under attack sir, or we're having a disco. -Lister and Kryten emerge from the Artificial Reality suite when Ace's ship jumps into their dimension. Well that's Greg the Smeg's favourite, what's yours? Why not discuss the issue in the [forums].

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