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Hi there. My name is Jolly but my friends call me dirty J. It's tough
putting yourself through medical school but I've been able to do it.
Here I am washing some of the Raven's clothes. He promised he'll take me
with him to Jand when he graduates sometime in 2005 (or 2006). I love
working for the Raven. (PS: The rags to my left belong to my roommate
Victor). |
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Hello people. My name is Niyi Fetuga and here I am two short minutes
before I was arrested for shoplifting by UCH security guards. Thank
goodness the Raven was there to vouch for me and bail me out in my hour
of need. Who knows what might have happened to me (fine boy that I am)
if I had ended up in prison. I will find a way to pay him back insh'
Allah. |
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My name is Obeta Emanuel (Berics the Brain). Every student of
the Bible knows that Immanuel means "God with us" so I have
taken off my shirt to show you my God-like physique. You can all
understand how I won four consecutive Palm Wine Tapping contests in my
village before I came to Ibadan on a Gifted Palm Wine Tapper's
Scholarship. |
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Whazzup. Chijioke Ezeaku (also known as CJ or Mr GQ) speaking. I
decided to come to medical school many years ago when the container
business dried up and, nna, it has not been easy. I've had some fun over
the last few years bribing these UCH people to vote me best dressed guy
but now I've decided to chill out a bit and give the younger ones an
opportunity to shine. |
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My name is Arit Bassey and here I am with my mentally retarded
assistant (Femi Aina) re-enacting a scene from the movie King Kong. (You
know - a big black hairy ape swoops down and grabs the pretty lady while
everyone else watches in horror) |
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I am Victor Nwadike and my hobbies are (in ascending order of
importance) watching TV, lifting weights and charming young women with
my wonderful personality. This last hobby of mine is my most recently
acquired and also the one to which I would devote all my time if I
didn't have to worry about such trivialities as medical school and
saving my eternal soul. |
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Oh, Jesus. That's another girl going into Ketekete's room. How
come things are always happening for him and I never see any action? Am
I not a fine boy? What kind of life is this, eh? I have to find
out his secret before I leave this place. |
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My name is Supo and here I am psyching myself up to beat the pissing
record in the Guinness Book. Personally I think I can get this bucket
full if I try hard enough. The towel around me is to reduce insensible
water loss from the skin (but of course I had to leave my sexy legs bare
so the ladies would have something to look at.) |
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My name is Wale Akinmerese and this is my girlfriend Vivian (isn't she
lovely?). We're both smiling but you can bet I'm enjoying this a whole
lot more than she is. I've been reading about avisodomy and am thinking
about breaking her neck but maybe I'll wait until she has fulfilled the
purpose of God in my life (or at least the purposes I intend her to fulfill.
Heh, heh, heh . . .) |