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You know you're obsessed with Cats when... |
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I know, you've seen a lot of sites like this before, but this one's a little different. It's on a points system. So rather than give you a yes or no answer (yes you're obsessed, no you're not), you can find out the exact degree to which you are obsessed! So get out a piece of paper and a pen to take notes with: you're going to want to make tally marks for your points so you can count them up later. Okay? Here goes! |
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1) Have you ever said out loud to anyone that you are obsessed? Give yourself 5 points for yes.
2) Give yourself 1 point for every CATS item you have ever bought: DVD, video, soundtrack, official T-shirt (home-made costumes don't count; I'll get to them later).
3) Give yourself 2 points for every friend you have shown the CATS video to.
4) 5 points for each convert you have made.
5) 10 points for each friend you've taken to see the show live
6)
How many times have you seen the video?
3 times-1 point
5
times-2 points
10 times-3 points
What? how the heck am I
supposed to count? I've seen it a billion times! - 5 points
Name
any cat and any scene and I'll tell you their exact movements
throughout the whole song – 10 points
7)
How many times have you seen the show live?
1 time-3 points
2-5
times-5 points
5-10 times-10 points
more than 10 times-15
points
I've had to give up eating on more than one occasion
because all my money went to pay for tickets – 20 points
8)
How long did it take you to memorize all the cats' names to the point
where you can pause the video at any point and name all cats onscreen
perfectly?
Are you kidding? There's too many of them! - 0 points
1
month-1 point
1 week-2 points
1 day-5 points
I knew all the
names perfectly even before I got the video – 10 points
9) 3 points for every musical you've tried out for by singing a CATS song.
10) 5 for every one you got a part in.
11) 3 points for every website you own and maintain dedicated to CATS or any character/actor/actress (five points for each one that has won awards!)
12) 2 points for every email/aim/yahoo/msn address you've created that has anything to do with CATS
13) 1 point for every time you got to school late because you were watching the video late at night (limit 10 points)
14) 2 points for every piece of CATS artwork you've drawn by hand (limit 14 points)
15) 1 point for every CATS banner/computer graphic you've created (limit 10 points)
16) 3 points for each piece of fanfiction you've completed (limit 15 points)
17) 1 point for each one that's not done yet (limit 5 points)
18) 10 points for each CATS costume you have completed and worn in public (2 if it never made it out of the house) (limit 30 points)
19) 1 point for every 100 posts you've made on any CATS forum (like JM!)
20) 5 points if you are listening to the CATS soundtrack at this very moment
21) 2 more if you are singing along
22) 3 points for each time any family member has had to yell at you for singing CATS in the shower too loud. (limit 9)
23) 5 points for every time you've embarrased yourself by unconsciously singing CATS in public. (limit 20 points)
24) 3 points for every song in CATS that you can dance most of (limit 15)
25) 5 points for every dance that you have taught to someone else. (unlimited)
Okay, now talley them up!!
Scoring:
More
than 150: Yep, it's official. You're head over tail in love with
CATS
120 to 150: Just the thought of your favorite actor is enough
to make you squeal.
100 to 120: Keep it up with your fan
fiction!
60 to 90: If you haven't already, get out and see a
performance: you'll love it!
30 to 60: You're well on your way!
20
to 40: You just got interested last week, right?
less than 20: Why
are you even reading this? Have you even heard of the show?