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Skimble's
note to self:
When directing baggage boys,
Don't leave tail
on tracks.
Jenny's
notes to self:
Beetles overpopulate.
Get a roach motel.
I should
change my name.
People get wrong ideas.
“Munkustrap”
sounds... wrong.
(Oh, admit it! You thought so too,
the
first time you heard it!)
Journals and
letters:
They're popular, but still odd.
Can cats even
write?
My name's
like Munku's.
“Rumpleteazer” sounds wrong, too.
Who
comes up with these?
They should
have told me.
Was it nice to wax the floor?
No! Now my arse
hurts...
-Jellylorum
The game of
kiss-tag.
You tag cats by kissing them.
How could it go
wrong?
Alonzo sits
there.
He does not see me. ZAP!! Run!
Misto strikes again!
Oh, little
Misto,
You underestimate me.
I know where you sleep.
-Alonzo
Some say I
like them.
They think I adore kittens.
They're really a
pain.
-Jellylorum
Mom doesn't
like me.
She screams when I wake her up.
My claws aren't
that sharp!
-Electra
Kittens are
crazy.
Run around and scream all day.
I'm so glad I'm
one!
-Pouncival
Misto says
he's magic.
I know truth. He's really not.
It's all done
with string!
-Alonzo
I don't get
Bomby.
She sits with me, then she leaves.
Could it be my
breath?
-Rum Tum Tugger
Oh, come on,
Vicky.
You know that I cannot do that.
Love spells are too
hard.
-Mistoffelees
Macavity's
notes:
Jellicles are on to you.
Don't use warehouses.
Tugger,
that's silly!
Brick fell on you on its own.
Why'd you think
it's me?
-Tumblebrutus
Grizabella's
note:
Get rid of cheap mascera.
It's not waterproof.
Macavity's
note:
When shorting out lights at Ball,
Remember flashlight.
Pounce's
notes:
Do not scratch Grizabella,
Munkustrap spanks hard.
Etcy's notes
to self:
Tugger does not like feathers.
Don't read Misto's
books.
Misto's
notes to self:
Ask Cori about new spells.
Get a great big
lock.
Munku's
notes:
At Jellicle Ball next year,
Just do talent show.
Let me
outside, now!!
Oh shoot! Help!! I got outside!!
Let me back
inside!!
-Tugger
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There
once was a bright railway tom,
Who'd make sure that nothing
went wrong.
When the luggage is lost,
He knows where it's
tossed.
So he'll fetch it without any qualm!
There once was a cat of much
fur,
But her humans didn't really like her.
So she'd sit on
their chair,
And shed all her hair.
So they'd have to clean
up for sure!
There once was a great Rumpus
Cat
Who would get all the mean dogs to scat,
The cats danced
to his song,
But they got it all wrong!
So he made fun of
Munkus for that!
There once was a nice Gumbie
cat,
Who would teach all the mice and the rats.
But they
didn't like school.
It wasn't too cool.
So she ate them and
got really fat!
Alonzo just wanted to play.
"But
I can't!" Tumblebrutus would say.
"I must stay in
bed!
Jennyanydots said.
I ate some of her students today."
There once was a magical cat,
Who
brought seven kittens right out of a hat!
But there was s'posed
to be eight.
One had a bad fate.
He got stuck because he was
too fat!
There once was a curious cat,
Who
preferred a nice house to a flat.
He was often kicked out,
But
he didn't pout.
He had finding new families down pat!
Ode to the
Perfectionist
(Mystitat:) Bad grammar she likes to fix
Because
it gives her her kicks!
(Perfectionist:) Hey, what did you
do?
This isn't haiku!
(Mystitat:) I know! It's a limerick!
Ode to JM
Misteazer and Sillyph
are wacked,
Yay, Scherzando's back!
Chi and TB made
peace,
Without calling police,And yes, Jemi, you're cracked!
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