if ur like me, u love messing with peoples heads. although any old dumbass can mess with another persons head it takes an expert to go beyond that into the realm of multiple-messings and complete confusions. to be any good at wat i just mentioned u have to have selfless dedication, hard work and time consuming practice. then, and only then, will u even be considered a novice. to become a true Messing Master u need to go into the depths of randomness, chaos and general madness. very few emerge from the black depths, but those hoo do r changed sumhow, better equipt than anyone else to screw with peoples sanity. i am one of those people, along with my friend matt, and a few of his other friends. We r a rare breed and as such i have decided to pass my knowledge onto fledging Messing Novices, so they can be better prepared to become a Master. if all goes to plan, chaos and confusion will reign supreme, mwahahahaha... no not really but the looks u get r very entertaining... so for now, raar (bye bye)

this is the beginners guide to messing with people (it is all matt and his surf clubs doing, i am merely retyping it). ok now to the juicy stuff...