"Never drive faster the I can fly"
"When the rich wage war it's the poor who die.........OH HELL I LEFT THE COFFEE POT ON!!!!!!"
"And I said Let there be pizza and it was good"
"When i go ow That means yes I am hurt"
"I am 15 dgree's off cool. Does that mean i am 15 drgees of hot?"
"And so, the queen bee said unto her servant - I have a bee-itch!"
"I'll eat a hot pocket for breakfast, one for lunch, and i'll be dead by dinner!"
"Pi is goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!"
"Yata called me and I said, Yata shuddup!!"
"God said i was a pain in his ass, does that mean im a part of him?"
"WTF= Were's the Fritos"
"We went Kuhn Hunting. And fer some odd reson he was yella and blu all over.......well till we made him's REd all over."
"Luke:Wow Jade you fireball is really cool
Jade:Why are you even looking down there!?!
"Gin Ichimaru begun working at Mcdonalds recently. His first customers came, and he said...Gin: PUT A SMILE ON! :)"