This page is about how people so much like their instruments. Haven't you ever heard people say that all flutists are blonde and all drummers are idiots? Yah, well that's what they are talking about. I kinda believe it too, because I know a lot of people who act a lot like their instruments. For example, I am blonde and short and that is what people think of flutists. Of course, my attitude is probably really messed up due to the fact that I play more than one instrument, but that's another story. So look through all of the instruments and see if you are like yours or if you know anybody like their instruments. 

Oboeists- Usually, they are either really crazy or nuts(what is the differance?). They also have strange eating habits and never eat healthy.

Flutists- Most flutists are airheads, VERY perfectionistic, VERY competitive, of conceited. Short blondes dominate the section and are overly stressed from the competition in the section. Also, they are cheerful and optimistic people who are on WAY too much caffeine.

Clarinetists- Weird people who are always giggling and talking. They never practice and there are WAY too many of them. Most sections stay far, far away from them.

Saxophonist- Mainly are the clarinetists who figured out that clarinets are a waste of time. More intelligent then clarinetists, but they are a lot like them still.

Bassoonists- Largely offended by anybody who likens them to an oboeist. Most of them can not stand percussionists and trombonists just because.They spend all of their time practicing and saving their money for rainy days.

Trumpeters- Male idiots who can not play any real instruments and make up for it by blaring their instruments. They all have huge egos and no talent. Female trumpeters do not exist outside of school, probably because they are smarter than the boys and hound a real instrument.

French hornists- This is the odd instrument in the brass section. They are smarter then trombonists and trumpeters, but can not play their instruments that well because it is physically impossible to do so. They like to wear hats and always play fall sports so that they do not have to go in marching band.

Trombonists- STAY AWAY!!! If you know whats best for you, than you better listen. These are the people in band that need bug, shiny instruments to stay in it. They have a very short attention span and are always running late. All of the sections agree that they are cursed and evil. The trombone is also commonly reffered to as a dieing cow for its uncanny similar sound. Female trombonists have to deal with the males in their sections and are not as bad as them. They often get mad at people for forgetting about them.

Mellophonists- Largely overlooked but are quite and nice.

Tubists- Nice and smart band members who are often quite strong from having to carry around such a large instrument.

These are the people in band that like playing things that are not even real instruments. Most of them are jerks who are total idiots. They never seem to read their music even when they have no clue what they are doing(and are ALWAYS playing too loudly). Since they are in the back of the band, they try to see how much they can get away with. On drumset, most of them constantly slow down the tempo and the others seem to always make it go faster. These people are another section to stay away from for your own good!