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Whatever you do. . . don't click on the pretty young lady!▼▼▼▼▼

Never Updated To-Do List (In Order of Importance)

Tasks	When Due	Status	Place/Places
Pick up Groceries for Mom	ASAP	Not Yet	Stop & Shop
Stop Brain-Sucking Aliens from Destroying Earth	They Should Arrive In the Next Week	Not Yet	No clue
Kill Bill	By the End of the Movie, I hope	Killing Everybody Else	Do You Want Me To Make Another List?
Throw The One Ring Into a Volcano	Before the Dark Lord Covers all the Land in Darkness	It's a Long Freakin' Walk	Mount Doom, Mordor
Defeat Agent Smith	In the Matrix, There is no Time...	I've Already Defeated a Couple Thousand of Them, but They Just Keep on Coming	The Matrix isn't a physical plane of existence...
Babysit a Demon	When he Stops Breaking the Rules	In progress	The places I'll most likely be killed at
Sneak Attack the city of Troy by Hiding in a Giant Wooden Horse	*I'm not sure, but I think I might be a little late on this one*	Making Trojan Blueprints	...uh...TROY!