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http://media.ebaumsworld.com/handsex.wmv

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http://www.dotcode.com/cool_things/couple.avi

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/hownottoland.wmv

Hey everyone welcome to my new site,well it aint that new anymore, hope u all like it, nah i dont really care if u like it or not but as long as i like it then thats all that matters so there, hope u like it!

jim, aka-rambo, monkey man, jungle bunny and me 

CALIFORNIA>HOLS

IT woz the best hols of my life and i wanna go bak and so does everyone else!!!! We stayed in Heavenly thats by lake Tahoe, in the forest inn suites, not bad like but they really need to sort the toilets out in that place. 7 in a room, its sounds dodgy but it woz alrite, maybe coz i ad the king size bed which woz big enough for 4 ppl and i ad an en suite. We ad a swimming pool and spa that woz lush i want 1 it woz like being in a bath but 10 times hotter and being wiv all yr m8s. The skiing woz pretty cool, a few ppl nearly killed them selves no names mentioned amy apparently but i fink shes just making it up. I got down a doble black eventually, mostly on my ass chacing my ski which kinda went down on its own witha little help from Griff, he tried to get it for me but fell ova and pushed it further down the cliff. We went ice skating and i woz told off for skating too fast about three times, it woz a race i thought that woz the idea. We went discoing on a boat i swear the boat went out 100 yard and just went round in circles, i actually got up and danced for 2 seconds, oh yeah and a pile of english guys started on us, wot a bunch of faggots they were 'they sed we threw ice at them' i think we did, but they deserved it coz they were english. The funniest thing as gotta be wen both of our toilets blocked at the same time, it overflowed lucky we ad a bout ten million towels, and there woz griff wiv half of a hanger pushing it down the toilet,he didnt get very far with the hanger so he shuved owens ski pole down it, owen wernt too pleased, dai and marc were the terd culperits, wen we left dai's toilet woz still blocked, wot the hell woz down it i dont no.  

This is me, Danielle,Tom Griff and Amy in San Fransico, Fisherman's Wharf, waiting to go on the boat to go ova to alcatraz island, its a pretty cool place, i wouldnt like to stay there mind. The one in green is Dan she is cool as hell, she dosent stop talking mind once she starts, thats amy wiv her pink fluffy thing round her neck POSH, and the 1 at da bak is griff wiv is new oakleys on, i told him to buy thoughs. Before we evan got to california one of the yr 7 kids spewed on the plane and lost about 1000 dollars, crazy init. Oh yeah we ad jelly fights, it went every where, i fink there woz sum still stuck to the walls when we left, i fink some of da girls ad ice cream fights too. We ad sleepovas, that woz mega dodgy 4 in a bed, we nearly got caught as well coz half way through the night the fire alarm went off we all ad to get up. When we went shopping in dis mall me nd griff bought these orsum sorwds 15 bucks each bargin, and they light up and go ching when u move them, LIKE REAL ONES, we ad to av a few fights on da bus cum on, sori if we pissed u off.