ELEVEN HUMOROUS ANECDOTES ABOUT LIFE IN AMERICA:
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1. Only in
America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House. (This was popular when Clinton was in office)
If
You
Are
Curious
And open
To the life
Around you,
If you are
Troubled as to why, how and by whom political
Power is held and used, if you sense there
Must be good intellectual reasons for
Your unease, if your curiosity
And openness drive you
Toward wishing to act
With others, to “do
Something,” you already
Have much in common
With the writers
Of the three
Essays in
This book.
-Adrienne Rich
Preface to Manifesto
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