Qzie's Disturbingly Creative Mind

Tal is best friends with Sim who also is best friends with Tal's sister Tig who annoys the fyet out of Kit who is best friends with Kaye who is dating Zephyr who is older than all of them.

I just decided to make banners for all of them. ^^

--Sim--

Full name: Sim Elin Rael (rye-ELL)
Race: Xenopux
Aesthetics: Light blue skin, shaggy indigo hair, bright blue eyes
Height: 5'10
Weight: 155 pounds (yeah, he's pretty skinny)
Birthday: 14 Martius 4534 (March 14)
Hometown: T'ya, Southern Pukkon
Sim in three words: Shy. Naive. Sweet.
He is a: Star Cruiser pilot

--Tig--

Full name: Tig Kyo Qyan (KYOO-yen)
Race: Xenopux
Aesthetics: Yellow skin, short red hair, orange eyes
Height: 6'0
Weight: 165 pounds
Birthday: 2 Veneris 4533 (August 2)
Hometown: T'ya, Southern Pukkon
Tig in three words: Loud. Tactless. Outgoing.
He is a: Star Cruiser pilot

--Tal--

Full name: Tal Amia Qyan
Race: Xenopux
Aesthetics: Yellow skin, long red hair, gold eyes
Height: 5'8
Weight: 150 pounds
Birthday: 28 Seofon 4535 (September 28)
Hometown: T'ya, Southern Pukkon
Tal in three words: Happy. Confident. Flirty.
She is a: Land soldier

--Kaye--

Full name: Kaye Elise Tyem/Pylia
Race: Human
Aesthetics: Pale, dusty blonde hair, blue eyes
Height: 5'9
Weight: 160 pounds
Birthday: 9 Magnus 4529 (May 9)
Hometown: Myel, Middle Sapiens
Kaye in three words: Motherly. Friendly. Strong.
She is a: Ninja

--Kit--

Full name: Kit Elein Maleijh
Race: Chloromorphe
Aesthetics: Light green skin, short dark green hair, green eyes
Height: 4'11
Weight: 110 pounds
Birthday: 11 Arcus 4529 (January 11)
Hometown: Jhesaid, Northern Morpheus
Kit in three words: Mean. Violent. Aggressive.
She is a: Land soldier

--Zephyr--

Full name: Zephyr Alen Pylia
Race: Human
Aesthetics: Slightly tanned, black spiky hair with blue highlights (tehe), blue eyes
Height: 6'1
Weight: 175 pounds
Birthday: 20 Arcus 4526 (January 20)
Hometown: Placius, Middle Sapiens
Zephyr in three words: Realistic. Sentimental. Sincere.
He is a: Star Cruiser pilot

---Minor characters---

On Derkaz:

Queen Shaid is the ruler of Derkaz. Hala is her five-year-old daughter. Evim is Shaid's proverbial lap dog. Shilyr is the doctor (tehe). Kelio is one of Hala's best friends. They're all deofuls.

On Pyr/Firebird:

Dei is Tal's bunk mate and a chromodora. Captain Lee is... the captain. He is a human. Nurse Dahlia is the nurse who always takes care of Tig. She's a light green animalusin.

On Mhin/Phoenix:

Sen is Tig's rival/friend/girlfriend. She is a white xenopux.

Other:

Nyo is a thirteen-year-old chromodora. Hal is a thirty-nine-year-old red animalusin.

---Other stuff---

Short Stories ~ Which consists of First 'Pressions, Sparring, Nightmare, Meditation, Safeguard, A Young Nerdy Boy's Library Book, and Not Enough.

Deleted Scenes ~ Which consists of Flying Lesson, Nine or Ten Alternate Ending, and "Unbelievable."

Every year, starships are sent out around the Tsu-Min Galaxy to pick up new recruits. During the Interplanetary War, they built five "universal" starships: Pyr, Halloyd, Mhin, Alpha, and Omega. Now 30 years later, all five starships are still picking up soldiers who have "come of age," which is different for every planet.

And it's in the year 4550 that our story begins.

When Queen Shaid of Derkaz makes alliances with Malitia, Sorn, and Accin, the other planets think nothing of it. The greatest threat, King Feir of Malitia, has been dead for 30 years, and Derkaz, although one of the outer planets that the Starship Neo can't get a reading from, has usually kept to itself. What they didn't expect was for Queen Shaid to frame the Eosian empire for the murder of her surrogate brother, King Shalaak. One thing leads to another and the Second Interplanetary War begins.

But before the chaos erupts, the Starship Pyr, home to hundreds of thousands of soldiers, becomes a second home to Tal Qyan, who is Tig Qyan's little sister and one of Sim Rael's best friends. Also friends with Tig and Sim are their "mothers" Kit Maleijh and Kaye Tyem, who are best friends. Life on the Starship Pyr is calm (or as calm as it can be with all those soldiers)... until Captain Lee finds out from the Starship Neo's news feed that Derkaz, Malitia, Sorn, and Accin had declared war on Eos, Anemos, Morpheus, and Aietos (who are all allied under the Treaty of Sal-Itar).

The war is even worse than the first. People all over the galaxy are murdered, mutilated, scarred both inside and out.

And there are no exceptions in war, especially one like this.

People are hurt.

People go missing.

People are murdered.

The only thing that's keeping our kids going is knowing that if there was any war worth fighting in, this was it. This wasn't just about genocide and clearing out planets like they cleared out Amra. This was about fighting for the little things. For spending nights out in your backyard, watching the stars and hanging out with your best friend. For your family. For-

"Bacon."

"Mmmm, and pie."

"Apple pie!"

"PUMPKIN pie with whipped cream!"

"Waffle cones!"

"...Yeah. That's totally what this war's about. Food that'll kill you in the end."

"OK... what about for loud music and dancing?"

"...I give up."

Yes. That's pronounced soo-MEEN.

There are lots of planets in the Tsu-Min Galaxy, but our story focuses on the "major" planets.

Inner Planets
Sapiens (Humans)
            Capital: Myel
Helios (Nausras)
            Capital: Ilu
Aietos (ah-EE-tose) (Monavises)
            Capital: Tsrav (Srahv)
Pukkon (Xenopuxes)
            Capital: Klya (KLEE-a)

Outer Planets
Morpheus (Chloromorphes and xanthomorphes)
            Capital: Sheng
Anemos (Animalusins)
            Capital: Sprit-Tar
Eos (AY-os) (Chromodoras)
            Capital: Aelys (ay-ELL-is)
Accin (Kaiels)
            Capital: Dhashi
Amra (Deserted)
            Capital: Emon

Way way out there planets
Malitia (Feogans)
           Capital: K'lo
Sorn (Raelfs)
           Capital: Gemien (je-MEEN)
Derkaz (Deofuls)
           Capital: Morvo

It's the alien names, isn't it?

Nausras have been described as the embodiments of sunshine. Their skin tends to be red, orange, or a vivid gold color. They resemble humans except for their tiny noses and pointed ears and hands and feet. They're pyrokinetic.

Monavises are a bird-like people. They have large retractable wings, their hands consist of two digits and their feet only have one digit. Their noses are beak-shaped, and they are usually grey, black, brown, or white. They're very skinny, very tall, and very fast.

Xenopuxes resemble foxes because of their ears, noses, feet, and tails. They are all sorts of different colors: red, yellow, orange, green, white, black, blue, purple, pink, and brown. Their feet are "regular" fox paws and their hands consist of three digits. They are telepathic and telekinetic by nature.

Xanthomorphes and chloromorphes look like humans, except xanthomorphes are yellow colors and chloromorphes are green colors. They don't grow very tall in comparison to humans; the tallest they usually get is somewhere around four and a half feet. They're also shape shifters.

Animalusins are very bright- literally. They have two digits on both their hands and feet, and they have very tiny ears and noses. They have strong healing powers (themselves and others).

Perhaps the most mystifying of people, chromodoras are constantly changing colors and they can be several colors at once. They have long sleek tails, human-like hands, squinty eyes, and round mouse-type ears. Like xanthomorphes and chloromorphes, they don't often grow past five feet (if they ever reach that). They're naturally psychic.

This is THE most sick and twisted story I've ever written. People die... but there are worse things than just that.

It's rated M for graphic violence- murders, mutilation, your run-of-the-mill near-fatal or fatal wounds, genocide in general, experimentation, cannibalism (kind of), stuff blowing up... if it's violent and gory, it's in there. ^^'' There's also cursing, but it's not in English so it hardly counts, implied *cough* "taboo" relationships, and inappropriate comments.

In short, it's not for the faint of heart.

There's a lot of them. ^^

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Sim: You're a horrible person.
Tig: I know, but you love me anyways.

Tig: It wouldn't hurt you to smile every now and then. It was scientifically proven that happy people live longer.
Kit: It was also scientifically proven that idiots live shorter.

Sim: We're not gonna fight. No, the war's just started. The enemy doesn't even know our location. And... waaahhh.

Tig: V-12 to Y-30. I spy something with my little eye...

Tig: I must be dead and gone to heaven. Heaven sure is trippy...

Nurse Dahlia: So shut up and take it, illacana.

Tig (about Nurse Dahlia): I wake up, feel perfectly fine, then she has to cut the painkillers and practically burn me to death!

Tig: Well... I'm kinda like Jesus, Mom. My Cruiser got run into by this stupid deoful and I was kinda unconscious for a couple days, then on the third day, I rose again!
(One: Tig's the comic relief; of course he has a lot of quotes. Two: I was waiting for God to smite me when I wrote that.)

[Tig] certainly had his [guard] up; he had no intention of being mutilated again. As a side note, he never thought he was ever say something like that... ever.

Sim: Y-30 to V-46, we're doomed. There must be at least forty thousand enemy soldiers, and there're only thirty-five thosand of us!
Tig: Silly Sim, that just means more for us.

Tig: That's it! This is WAR!
Sen: Thank you, Captain Obvious!

Kit: Do you mind sharing a mint if you have one? I still can't get the taste of deoful out of my mouth.

Kaye: And what have we learned today, children?
Tig: Never eat another person, even if they want to kill you.

Sim: AGH! Get your hands out of my shirt! HEEELLLP!

Tig (thinking to Tal about their mom): I think she actually thought that we were going to be perfectly safe.
Tal: Yeah, that totally makes sense. We're only on a war ship.

Mrs. Qyan: Tal, you shouldn't molest your best friend.

Tig: PV-46 to PL-17, FINE! Kill people without me!

There was a series of popping sounds that would remind you of popcorn, but I'm pretty sure popcorn wouldn't suddenly explode and disintegrate, unless your cooking skills are... less than satisfactory.

Tig: FIFTY-SEVEN!
Sen: NINETY!
Tig: YOU LYING LIAR!

...they weren't guaranteed a win, just like you aren't guaranteed that you'll get an A on a major test even if you study for six whole hours. Life's sadistic like that.

Sim: MORA, MORA, MORA! (DIE, DIE, DIE!)

Want a little fire to go with that blood?

Kaye: OK, you have invoked the wrath of Bridezilla!

...bleh, [Tig] really needed to get a shower when this was over, granted that nobody killed him. And nobody would if he had anything to say about it... he had to out-kill that devil woman.

Sen: MS-80 to PV-46, sorry, I was busy killing TWENTY PEOPLE! Where are you?
Tig: PV-46 to MS-80, falling to my death if this Cruiser doesn't get operational soon, and those kills DIDN'T COUNT!

Tig: I'm gonna live to kill another guy!

Sure, [Kit] would get an earful from Kaye for how "it wasn't fair because a ninja can't fight against an animal! You can't use your antisocial-ness and shape shifting powers to your advantage because people train HARD to become ninjas and we can so totally kick your butt from here to Amra- you know that, Kit Maleijh, and you disgust me!"

And that's why it's frowned upon to eat other people: they taste freaking disgusting. Plus there's that whole law where it says that you shouldn't kill people, and eating them kind of counts as killing them for some bizarre reason....

OK, so does anybody know the general rule of life? Anybody? Anybody? Sorry, it's not 42; that's the meaning of life, silly duck. The last word rhymes with "pear" and "bear" and "care?" No? Well this is the general rule of life: That it's not fair.

Shilyr: All five-year-olds are the epitome of maturity.

Tal: Sim Rael. Talk.
(Long pause)
Sim: I'm dying.

Kaye: Hey Zephyr? How much do you love me?
Zephyr: ...What do you want?

(Quick note: I decided to put in the "flying lesson" deleted scene. This is the part where Tal and Sim are stuck underneath the dashboard)
Tal: Push me out.
Sim: No.
Tal: Geez, Sim! I've been sitting in your lap this whole time and you don't have the nerve to push me out?
Sim: No nerve.

You could put this pondering as: "If Tig talks to himself and no one's there to hear it, does it still make him crazy?" Or you could groan at this horrible attempt at parody.

Zephyr's marriage vows: Kaye Elise Tyem... I promise to kiss you goodnight every night. I promise to tell you I love you every day. I promise to honor you, to cherish you, to evan eat your vegan meals. I promise to always stand by now, no matter what happens. I promise to stay true to you. And most of all, Kaye, I promise to protect you. I promise that you will always be safe as long as I'm around. Kaye... I promise to live for you... and I promise to die for you.

Kaye's marriage vows: Zephyr Alen Pylia... I would promise you the entire galaxy and universe, but I can't. I can promise you that you'll be mine. I would promise you the sun, but I can't do that either. I can promise that I'll be yours when things are at their darkest. I can't promise you a lot of things, but I can promise you so much more. I can promise that as long as you're alive, I'll fight to stay alive with you. I can promise to always take care of you and keep you not only close to my heart, but in its core. I can promise to respect and love and make sure that you never need to die for me. Not on my watch, Zephyr. I can promise you all of these things, so I will.

Tal (thinking to Sim): Would you die for the girl you love?
Sim: In a heartbeat.
Tal: Would you die for... for me?

Zeke's toast (first part): So Kaye and Zephyr have known each other since they were kids. They obviously like each other quite a bit, but I think that this is the bravest marriage of all. We got a guy who shoots people... and a girl who could kick his butt from here to Helios.

(Sim about Tal)
He knew this girl, this amazing fifteen-year-old girl, and he loved every part of her. Her strength, her spirit, her kindness, her sensitivity, her joy, her laughter, her love for music, her persistence, her temper, the way she looked in her pajamas, the way she used to dance, how she loved watching meteor showers, how the New Year's Day fireworks fascinated her, how she brought his guitar with her, how she liked water more than Electro, the way she was always fully awake in the mornings, how she could be best friends with her polar opposite... he loved it all. Maybe he had all along and never realized it.

Tig: Ki-it. Wanna dance? You still owe me.
Kit: I don't dance.

Tal (teaching Sim how to dance): Put your hands on my waist.
Sim: P-put them... wh-where?

Sim (thinking): Meijah, all this stomach-twisting, heart-stopping, and inability to breathe could kill a person.

Kit: You're an idiot.
Tig: But boy do I have some rhythm!

Tig: NO, YOU BASTOS! WE FRIGGA EAT THERE!

He turned around and that smirk on the frimmar's face made Zephyr raise his gun to the other's face and shoot once. If it was in slow motion and Zephyr's hair was blowing around and thunder in lightning in the background, it would have been very appropriate and very awesome. But alas, that is unrealistic.

[Sen's evil twin] met [Tig's] eyes with a look that said, Nice job, but I'm still gonna kill you.

People shooting at you is one thing. Your home falling apart right under your feet while spinning around and being shot at is quite another.

Kit: ...she considered you to be her daughter, just like she saw Tig and Sim as her sons.
Tal: What would that make you, Kit?
Tig: The crazy aunt.

Tal (to Tig): You're lucky she didn't kill you in your sleep. She could do that, y'know.
Kit: She wouldn't have, though. Believe me, I tried.

Tig: Why are adults so slow?
Tal: Maybe cuz they're old.

Tig: You know what my resolution is? To eat all the cookies in the world!

Sim: Get your mind out of the gutter, you sicko.
Tig: But that's its home! Do you want my mind to be homeless? Do you, Sim?

Tal: He just wants Sen. And prob'ly more than that.
Tig: It's been four years. FOUR YEARS!

Tig: Sen's cooler anyways.
Tal: Plus you love her.
Tig: Do not!
Tal: Yeah you do.
Tig: Nuh-uh!
Tal: One word: LIES.

Tig: There's nothing like the taste of foot.

Tig: I'm hungry. (Very suggestive) Are you?
Sen: Nah, not really. I am pretty thirsty, though.

You know that feeling you get when you start something new and scary, like the first day of school (any school) or your first time on a roller coaster or something like that? You feel so nervous because you have no idea what's going to happen, but at the same time, you know you signed up for it, so all you can do is get ready, get set, and go.

Sim: How did I become your minion?
Shilyr: You're not my minion; you're simply... OK, you're a minion.