(Name) is a few bombs short of a cluster

(Name) is a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.

The more I cry I THINK OF YOU, Every now an then thats all I can do.Memories and pics is all I see,but me and you will forever be..

I am actually quite pleasant...till i'm awake!!!!

If you judge people, you have no time to love them

until water cant be boiled, i will always be very spoiled !

I kNoW iVe AlWaYs BeEn BlEsSeD CaUsE Im A pReTtY pRiNcEsS

Too Many Star In The Skies * Too Many Tears that have Left My Eyes * Too many Boys out in the Blue * But they are Nothing compared to You

NOT THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE BOX NOW ARE WE ??

DONT LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE

If it were supposed to feel good they wouldn't call it a crush.

Don't go for looks, they deceive, don't go for money, wait, go for money then when its gone, move on to the next guy!

dont hate the player.....hang around him so you can get leftovers.....

I looked him in the eye,looked down at his lips, moved closer to him and gave him a kiss.

sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them

this day was a total waste of make-up

dont worry about knowing people, make yourself worth knowing

*ONLY 10% of MEN go to HEAVEN, cuz if they ALL* *went it WOULD be HELL!*

True friends are loving, true friends care, and at the end the true friends are always there.

You Know I'm a Cutie
&
You know you like my BOOTIE

Guys r Players... and thats a fact... Dont fall n love... just play 'em back!!

* i am only ( age ) but i act like 18 and to all my friends out there,you know what i mean** Us girls play around with with these things called boyz** But they use us girls as designated toys*!!*

*~If I had a star for everytime you brightened my day...I'd be holding the galaxy in my hands~*

Girls are like fireworks there kiss lights up the night there hugs make
everthing bright when they get mad they explode when they are happy they make everthing glow

you think ur so cool-- u think ur all that-- well ppsshh--- whuts up with that?

Honk if you love Britney Spears, then drive your car into the nearest tree!

*tonite, i'll ask the stars above, how will i ever win u'r love, what do i do, what do i say, to turn your angel eyes my way?*

KISS ME IN THE LIGHT.......
LOVE ME IN THE DARK........
HOLD ME TILL THE END.....
AND I PROMISE I WONT BREAK UR HEART.

If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission

you don't fail if you fall, you fail if you don't try to get up.

Sweet is love when all is sane
Sweet is death to rid the pain
Cruel is death when all is well
Cruel is love when all is hell

never fall in love with the guy next door....trust me he will move!

be kewl dont go to skool

For love I'd do anything, for you, I'd do more..........

Theres a sparkle in your eye that only i see, and theres a place in your heart where only i wanna be

I look like an angel and act like one too...But u Never know what this Angel will do!

Every time I fall in love...I fall for someone new...Still I always find myself...falling back in love w/ you!!!

I was 2 bad 2 go 2 heaven, but when I was in hell I hit on the devil 2 much

Trying to be popular is not being true to yourself~

I DON'T THINK I AM HOT ...BUT IT'S WUT UR MAN KEEPS ON TELLING ME!

The only fool bigger than the one who thinks he knows it all it the one who argues with him

~*~ I'm the sweetest thang that you'll ever know.... So baby never let me go~*~

Success comes before work... only in the dictionary

if your happy and you know it .............get out of my house

If you love me let me know...Cuz if you dont...I dont know where to go..

It MiGhT hAvE bEeN tRuE, I dId LoVe YoU,bUt ThEn YoU cHaNgEd, So My LoVe ReArRaNgEd, YoU wEnT fOr My FrIeNd, sO i SaId ItS oVeR... tHe EnD.

*LiKe WhUt u SeE?¿? Call 1-800-YOU WISH!*

*Didn't wanna see this day come, all i wanna do is turn and run, didnt wanna have to cry, now he cant even look me in the eye... Well now its his turn tobe hurt, cuz i wont take bein treated like dirt! A girl will only take so much, and now hunny, your time is up!!*

¤ iF YoU LiVe 2 bE 100 .. ¤
¤ i WaNNa LiVe 2 bE 100 - MiNuS - 1 ¤
¤ So i WoN'T HaVe 2 LiVe a DaY ¤
¤ WiThOuT YoU ¤

I loved you once
I love you still
I always have i always will

*Who do you turn too when the only who who can dry your tears is the one who made you cry*

~IN THE COOKIES OF LIFE, YOUR FRIENDS ARE THE CHOCLATE CHIPS~

Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.

~*never fight with an ugly person~*~they have nothing to loose!!*~

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Your village just called, their missing their idiot!

*SoMeDaY YoU WiLl Be SoRrY, SoMeDaY WhEn YoU'rE FrEe, MeMoRiEs WiLl ReMiNd YoU, ThAt We WeRe MeAnT To Be*

Meeting you was fate,Be coming ur friend was a choice, but falling in love with u was beyond my control

*Friends last forever, but Boyfriends only last you so long!*

hE LuVz mE, He lOvEs mE NOt, I DONT CARE....i aM HoT, No MaKe uP, nO rUlEs, I GoT Da tOoLS, GOT Me?

Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby!! I'm vacinated!!!!!!!!!

"Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces"

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in people, than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you.

God made mountains, God made trees, God made (name), But we all make mistakes!

Guys are like Boom-a-rangs, u can throw them away, but they always come back!

I cry for the time that U were almost mine, I cry 4 the memories I've left behind, I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new, I cry for the times I thought I had you

At first, I cried beacause I didn't have you...why do I still cry now that I do?

I always thought the barney song was full of it... then i met u and the song was true.

it was just a joke, he made it into a big thing, it wasn't supposed to go this far, he thinks he is such a king.

Guys are like dogs... they'll drool all over u

*Everyone has a life lesson to learn..some of us have already learned ours..and others will in time!*

Sugar is sweet but it rots your teeth The ocean is Calming till it sucks you beneath I thought you loved me, but you too hurt me

Friends are like elevator buttons, they can either take you up or bring you down, choose wisely.

I'm not a lie, I'm not an illusion, I'm a princess so what's the confusion?

You know my heart is going to cry, if you leave me lonely, cause your not just my love you're my hommie

Cheerleaders r the best cause we can fly, jump, flip, and we can kick off the pests!!!!!!!!!

I look at the moon and a single star It's making me crazy wondering where you are I reach out and touch that heavenly face Open my hand and there's empty space

in some cultures what i do iz considered normal

friends are like starz, u don't always see them but they r always there

if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?

I wAnNa Be (name)'s GiRl!!!

I dream of being the best
You dream of being better than me
I say to you.....DREAM ON!

IF CHEERLEADING WERE ANY EASIER,.,.,.IT WOULD BE CALLED FOOTBALL!!!

One day it finally came true, i saw the one i trully loved, and that one was you

well i am here now where did u go?

SoMe CaLL Me HoT aNd SwEeT
BuT i CaLL MySeLF uNiQ
AiNt No OnE GoT My TeChNiQ

*I am PLAYER get PLAYED, LOVERS get LOVED*

I'm cooler than a polar bear's toenails

the rain that fell last night made me fall in love with you

maybe he's hot, maybe he's cute, but if he's not, who gives a squat?

Madness chases some, but waits for others...

Wanting him is hard to get. Loving him is hard to regret. Losing him is hard to accept. But with all the hurt I've felt, letting go is the most painful yet.

dont leave this hole in my heart!

Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.

True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere

FaItH Is bEliEviNg In tHiNgs WheN cOmMon sEnSe TelLs yOu nOT To!!!

iF u sAy i cAnT u wOnT, iF u sAy i qUiT u lOsE, iF u sAy i'Ll tRy u mIgHt jUsT wIn bUt u hAvE tHe pOwEr tO cHoOsE

Let the world roll along....I'll catch up later

angels are supposed to be good....so y did one break my heart?

whenever i see you...my whole body goes weak....everything but my heart...

act your age and not your shoe size

Don't be a hard rock, when you really are a gem!!

Don't think of me as the best looking person in the world think of everyon in the world uglyer than me

I will try to be nice,I will try to be naughty ,I will try to be anything if you just call me!

-I never meant tø hurt yøu- -but- -yøu're pretty when yøu cry- -I never really løved yøu- -but- -I'm pretty when I lie-

how to make a sweet pie¤ ¼ CuP me ¤ ½ teA SpOoN sugar(i already am loaded wit sweet stuff) and ¾ cup milk......stir well. bake 4 1 second... and ur done~

LoVe iS bLiNd AnD iT'LL tAkE oVeR yOuR miNd,
WhAt YoU tHiNk iS LoVe iS tRuLy NoT, YoU nEeD tO eLeVaTe AnD FiNd

Whoever said love lasts forever was drunk

the shortest word for me is I
the sweetest word for me is LOVE
the only one for me is YOU

IF YESTERDAY BROUGHT THE BEGGINING AND TOMORROW BRINGS THE END..... THEN SOMEWHERES IN THE MIDDLE WE CAME THE BEST OF FRIENDS.

Call me anytime, I won't be home.

--Some people are just not mean't to be in your life--

Why is it... That I must climb 100 mountains to get you...
When all you have to do is smile..To get me?

If I'm da princess then who are you???? Da joker!

«ü had betta take some sleeping pills baby....cüz the only place üll get me is in ür dreamz!¡!»

ºROseZ Smell Good Yet they die, i Will Be truthful UnleSs u liEº

~if u luv me tell me itz tru~
~if u don't i'll still luv u~

I dont come with dice-so dont play me.

×hE AbUsEz HeR w/ HuGz N' KiSsEz×

i never really noticed, i never really cared, how much i luv u, but now it's different, and i just want to say...I LOVE YOU! ~to (name)

I Set My Eyes On Da QTest Guy, Neva Thinkin He'd Make Me Cry

Guyz r like roller coasters....they eitha make u sick to ur stomach or give u the time time of your life!-

I'm hot and you know it..wait let me rephrase that..
I'm hot and you never seem to notice!

La La La I'm Not Listening To you And I Never Will!

If love was like a war..I'm glad I surrendered myself to you.

I'm SwEeT as HeAvEn, I'm HoT as HeLl, I'm the FiNeSt GuRl, as U can TeLL!!!

2 sweet + 2 b = 4gotten

I mAy nOt Be a bLoNd bUt i SuRe aM dUmB!!~

Mommy and Daddy think ure precious but man ure WILD!!

~ Rose's Are Red ~
~ Violets Are Blue~
~ The Sun Is Hot ~
~ And So Are U ~

Everyone is meant for someone...I believe that you are my someone...

This is an inside joke and ur on the outside!

the only way to treat something deadly serious is to treat it lightly

~Anger is only one letter short of dAnger.~

Yew call me dumb, Yew call me stoopid! Its not my fault i like u, its cupids!!!

Computers: A really hot one.....oops.....my fault.....that's my reflection!

Im not a lie, Im not an illusion, Im an angel so whats the confusion???

You don't love someone because they're beautiful. They're beautiful because you love them.

-That's allright, that's okay, you're gonna pump my gas someday!!!!-

God made man first. Woman was just an afterthought.

I was born when you kissed me, I died when you left me, but I lived for the 2 months you dated me

FRIENDS LAST BUT BOYFRIENDS DONT

stop honkin ure hornz stop callin mah name I aint fallen 4 ya game

stop lookin at me dat way.... ur scarin me!!!

(Your Name) You want it but you fear it but you love it when you're near it

when friends should be there when you are crying from a guy instead they are flirting with the guy!!!

Ive alwayz got somethin 2 say, u dont like it stay outta my way!!!

most gurls say good guyz finish last.......but in my heart they finish first

name is the best
name is mah hunny
all i need is luv ,
dont care bout the money

I JuSt DoN't KnOw WhY BoYs TrEat GiRls LiKe ThAt
I ThInK ThEy NeEd To LeArn MoRe AbOuT Us
U KNOW.....

lOvE fIsHeS cUz tHiEr So DELiCiOuS...gOtTa gO fIsHiN...
I cOulD Go fIsHiN 4 u BuT u aInT eXaCtLy WhAt We CaLL dElioCOUs

Love; A very strong word. Use with EXTREME caution.

Do I look like a lolipop to you? cause your licking my foot!

I still miss my ex....but my aims improving

Thats How Love Works Thats How Love Moves Like A River Running Through You Sometimes It Lifts You As High As Heaven It Consumes You Thats A Given!!!

~*` you know you like what you see... but u still cant get with a gurl lik me!~*

We shared our secrets in the dark,
although we were only friends
i don't know when the feelin changed
inside my heart

GuYs ArE LiKe CrAyOnS ... 64 Is BeTtEr ThEn OnE

i looked at you a thousand times
but this time when i looked at u
there was somethin new
how could i be so blind?

ya'll look at me and say
"girl u've been blessed"
but ya'll can't see the inside
of my unhappiness

CoMpEtItIoN Is NaDa. . .
ThErE AiN'T NoBoDy HoTtA!

Im wanted, Im hot, Im everything your not!!!!

DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON A GUY WHO WONT WASTE HIS TIME ON YOU!*

life is a fairytail you just have to get past the evil step mother part

Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

* I love this quote - do you like it? *

L oose
O nce
V omit
E nemies
........ WhAtS sO gOoD aBoUt ThAt!!

They told me all about you
They told me you were free
They told me you were great
The perfect one for me

Don't think of it as losing, think of it as getting beat by a girl

If YoU dOn'T LiKe WhAt YoU SeE...OoPs...
I fOrGoT EvErYoNe LiKeS wHaT tHeY SeE
If ThEy'Re LoOkInG aT Me!!!!!!!!

Men r not pigs... pigs are cute, conciderate, and caring.

Ok, angels are all good and stuff? Where's the fun in that?

I was here for you so long, now that you want me, i've moved on, found somebody new, he's even better then you

First God created man...THEN HE HAD A BETTER IDEA!!

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*~*Guys are like lollipops the sweet ones are always taken and the rest are sour*~*

Cheerleaders are happy, happiness sux
Cheerleaders clap, they look like ducks.
They think their all that and a bag o' chips!
Well actually there a bunch o' dits!!

ThAts Alright thas ok, i don't like u neway

`*~Love wasn't put in your heart to stay
Love isn't love till you give it away~*

never underestimate the power of blondes especally if there is more than one

you don't have to be smart to be a rocket scientist you just have to have a good imagionation

*If U LoVe Me Like U Say U Do...
*Prove 2 Me That Ur LOvE Is True...
*Say U LoVe Me N Hold My Hand...
*Tell Me That U'll always B My Man

To all my friends i luv u so..u give me all the strenght to grow ...a true friendship will never die unless it is all a lie.

*~* Half the people here envy me...and the other half...who cares?*~*

Sexy boy your so fine, I just might give you a try, I put your numba on my hand, Opps i 4got i have a man

*You Can Think Ur Prettier than Me..Its Okay to Lie to Yourself Everyonce in awhile!!*

½ oF Me iS HeRe YeT ½ iS iN YeR HeaRT sO wHeRe Do i sTarT To TeLL YoU tHaT

{Name} is Hot, HOt, HOt. {name} is NOt, NOt, NOt! So get over me, u were MY eX, yur out of my LifE so ByE, ByE, ByE!

Three words
Nine letters
one meaning
I Luv *Nsync

It's not called showing off, it's called you being mad because you can't do it!

*The sky has lost it's color*
*The sun has turned grey *
*At least that's how it feels to me*
*Whenever your away*

you know how people say that if you wish for something enough it will come true... well i've been wishing for you every night and you still arent here.

LOVE IS NOT BLIND, BUT IT MAY SOMTIMES RUN INTO THINGS.

**~Boys say ur ugly boys say ur dirt, boys say all these things and expect them not to hurt, so next time u say it remember how we feel.....to u it may be a joke but to us its a big deal!~**

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

2 Y's U R
2 Y's U B
I C U R
2 Y's 4 Me

I haven't found my Mr. Right Just Mr. Rude Mr. He thinks he looks better than me and Mr. Gives a new meaning to P-I-G

Life isn't a garden...so stop being a hoe!!!

*I'm NoT sHy, I jUsT dOn'T lIkE yOu*

wit an x and an o this lil chick has gots to go

BIrdY birdy in the sky why did u do that in my Eye, looks like sugar, taste like sap o my gosh its birdy cra*!

HOW MANY BOWLS OF COURAGE DID U EAT THIS MORNING?

One day we'll wave Hello and wish we'd never waved Goodbye

Party hardy, friends 4ever, dance al night, we'll be 2gether,girls liek guyz, dudes liek chicks,- HAY- WE'RE THE CLASS OF 2006

*Never give up if u still wanna try*
*Never wipe your tears if u still wanna cry*
*Never settle for the answer if u still wanna know*
*Never say u don't like him if u can't let him go*

when i look at you, my heart skips a beat!

When you're arguing with an idiot, make sure that the other person isn't doing the same thing!

Love doesn't make the world go 'round, it just makes the ride worthwhile.

i look at u but ur lookin at her i guess 2 u, now im jus a blur

If you treat a woman like an object that is just wrong.
But if you treat an object like a woman that is just disgusting!

~1 day u luv me,then u don't,Then when u finnaly do, then I won't.~

* A GoOd gUrL Is hArD tO FiNd *
* A bAd gUrL iS hArd To ReSiSt*

*i MaY B BaD BuT iM pErFeCtLy GooD aT iT

iLL RiSk eVeRyThInG i haVe. .
iLL FigHt TiLL I bLeEd
GiVe yOu mY LiFe . .
iF tHaTs WuT yOu nEEd

you cant kill something that doesnt want to die

A gIrLs GoTa Do WhAt A gIrLs GoTa Do,
BuTa BoY GoTa Do WhAt A gIrL wAnTs HiM tO dO!!!!

I'm 98% BeAuTiFuL aNd 2% CrAzY... oR iS iT tHe OtHeR wAy 'RoUnD?

When all else fails, look cute

don't lie, cheat, or steal.. everything else is a go.

sometimes you need to run away to see who will follow you.

Be careful of what you say, friendship can end in one minute because of a stupid word.

3 ThiNGS In LiFe Sh0uLd NeVeR Be BroKen... ToyZ, PrOmiSes, and HeArTs.

Guys suck..but they're so DARN cute*!

its not easy being me..but it sure is funny watching people try

U thought U broke my heart, U thought U made my cry, I guess U know by now....NOT EVERY PLAYER IS A GUY!

2 Friends
+2 Gether
=4 Ever!

I CrY fOr YoU aT nIgHt,
I nO uR Mr. RiGhT,
I sEaRcH fOr YoU iN dReAmS,
AnD I dOn'T kNow WhAt YoU tHiNk BoUt Me,
BuT iM bEtTeR tHaN i SeEm!

I called a guy once. He was busy and said he'd call back...he never did.
I called a guy twice. He still didn't call back...I know now that he never will.

if it weren't for boys, i'd quit school!

I hate you. I hope you die. You stole my boyfriend and made me cry.

i KnOw OuT ThErE ThErE iZ a PeRsOn FoR Me ... ThEn wHy aM i So bLiNd To See ThAt YoU aReN*t MeNt FoR Me?

hobbies: likeing guys i shouldnt like

wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo! this is the sound of the ambulance coming to get me cause ur so darn hott!!!