PsyNolias Irrational Sarcastic Sadistic Yammerings

What better way to bore the masses then some carbon copy dribble about the explanation of myself. A tap dance so many do and yet no one gives two shits. Seriously, no one cares if you like rainbows and ponies and cutesy-wutesy puppies. I say take the rainbows slap them across the ass of the ponies and watch them trample over the puppies, they deserve it (figuratively speaking of course, PETA don't even start). You want to know me, then get off your lazy over-sized gluttonous behind and read this site. It's all you're going to get. If I wanted you to know everything I'd invite you over for coffee, and yet my life is too filled with more exciting things to do like staring at the ceiling, so get over it.

With that said, I will state why I started this site. I hate life. Not in the "Oh my god I'm going to cut myself repeatedly" way. How stupid would that be? I am not about to punish myself for others stupidity, that would make me just as ridiculously moronic as them. Instead I choose to punish those that have no lives and read random sites they come across, for a lack of "friends" to hang out with or lack of funds to become a trick (and I don't mean getting in a box and letting some hack cut you in half). Come on, anyone can find enough loose change in their sofa to afford it these days. If your life truly is that dismal and you still cannot find something better to do, then be my guest, waste your time with this site.