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Sleigh bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling Horses, horses, horses, horses. Sleigh bells jingle-ling ring jing
jingle-ling
Santa Claus suck my balls Drunk as hell ringing bells at the malls Dancer, Prancer, Nixon, and Cupid I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh I sat around all night under the chimney Holdin my sack like "gimme gimme" I know that he's comming, he's comming, he must Looking up nuthing but rust, dust Turn on my tv the very next day
I see your getting paid leading the parade I'm that sniper on the building Listen to my nine go click, Santas a fat bitch
Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch) Another year and I ain't get shit (Another year I ain't get shit) If I hear him land on my roof (Ohh my undertaker) I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
Yeah I got somthing to say about St. Nick Fuck that hoe he never brought Shaggs shit No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal So I eat it, cause there ain't nothing in the cubbards So I'll be quick, quick and brief Alls I need for Christmas is my two front teeth I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth I need a few new ones could you help me out Should of known I guessed I'd show not a steak No kinda gift I didn't get shit Some say I was bad but that wasn't it It's all because, Santas a fat bitch
Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa fuck you cuz your a hoe) Another year and I ain't got shit (Another year I ain't get shit) If I hear him land on my roof (Bitch your gonna die) I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
"Oh-ho-ho don't go that way Roudolf thats the ghettoo. Ho-ho, those boys and girls don't deserve anything."
Santa Claus, Santa Claus where you been? I see you got cookies and milk on your chin I guess you had time to collect your ends You always been down for your rich friend But Rudolph, he don't bring his sleigh my way
Nothing but coal and dirt for little J I guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaft You need to loose some of that fat ass, eh All the little rich boys they getting paid Counting the toys and duckets they made Me? I got a little half little chunk of dog shit I'm a kill that fat bitch
Santa Claus is a fat bitch (He ate too much McDonals) Another year and I aint get shit (Mrs. Claus is a ho) If I hear him land on my roof (Slice that bitch in the big red coat) I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
For the neighborhood Christmas and everything's whack Not a creature sturring but a fucking rat I ain't hearing jingle bells, I ain't hearing nothing Ain't smelling no turkey. sure as hell ain't no stuffing All that I played, wished and prayed That fat muthafucka would swing my way Drop off soldiers and rubber balls But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers Just as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again, and again Every year I wake up to the same old shit....house There be no sign of the fat bitch
Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat bitch) Another year and I ain't get shit (Another year I ain't get shit) If I hear him land on my roof (If I hear him land on my roof) I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat bitch) Another year and I ain't get shit (I ain't ge-et shi-it) If I hear him land on my roof (Ro-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoof) I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
"He's got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smile, A bright red hat you can see for a mile, A bag full of goodies and a great big grin, Here comes Santa Claus again."
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