PSYCHO GORILLA GAMES

...Where It's An Obsession


 

THIS SITE IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

 

 

Welcome to Psycho Gorilla Games, where you'll find everything you need to satisfy your wishes for the classics, new and old, the lasting comedic appeal of Engrish, and the great, horrible, or outright insane milestones in the world of gaming.

 

Like what you see?  Can't believe what you read?  Don't just take my word for it.  Discuss it in the forum.

 

 

UPDATE: We're not dead!  Updates are coming at a faster rate than ever recently, including major work on what will be a series of ROM hacks for classic NES games.  What's in store next month?

 

 

THE BONUS PAGES -

 

See some of the most most overlooked, unintenionally great, or bizarre games over the course of gaming history.

 

2006 ARCHIVES

 

 

ALL TIME GREATS -

 

Some of the best games ever to grace a console or cabinet.

 

 

FEATURES

 

 

 

 

ROT - THE NEO-GEO NIGGARD

 

Words are pointless.

 

 

 

 

IT CAME FROM BEYOND THE BARGAIN BIN

 

An exhaustive look at the games that pad your collection.

 

 

 

 

CASTLEVANIA: TOCCATA OF PEDOPHILIA

 

Part 1 of the back story to the highly-acclaimed NES ROM hack.

 

 

 

 

AN OPEN LETTER TO SQUARE ENIX (ADULTS ONLY)

 

I give once-beloved Square Enix a piece of my mind.

 

 

 

 

BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD

 

You'll never believe what initially got past the Japanese developers.

 

 

 

 

2009 SPRING PREVIEW!

 

See what all the fuss is about in 2009.

 

 

 

 

THE MORGAN WEBB INTERVIEW!

 

We're already expecting charges to be pressed.

 

 

 

 

JAMIE-LYNN SPEARS SEX TAPE!

 

Not really, but I'll be damned if this doesn't fuck with the search engines.

CONCLUDED APRIL 1, 2009!

 

 

 

 

HEY! YOU'RE THAT GUY!: GAMING'S PERIPHERAL CHARACTERS REMEMBERED

 

For every Ryu Hayabusa, there's a Walter Smith.  See them get their due.

 

 

 

 

 

SPECIAL FEATURE: DAVE AND STEVE'S VIDEO GAME EXPLOSION

 

See why 2001 to 2002 was the definitive time period for game review shows.

 

 

 

 

 

THE MASTER PLAN: THE MOST STUPIDEST VILLAINS IN GAMING

 

Ever wonder how some of gaming's villains seemed to develop plans that are mind-blowingly stupid at best, and suicidal at worst?  An in-depth analysis on some of the more questionable methods of the enemy.

 

 

 

 

 

IF I MADE A CUTSCENE (ADULTS ONLY)

 

It's time to cut the bullshit.  We all know what we really want out of our games.  I just formalize it a bit.

 

 

 

 

 

HOLY SHIT, THAT'S RACIST!: RACIAL AND ETHNIC STEREOTYPES IN GAMING

 

Sometimes when we get absorbed in gaming, political correctness goes right out the window.  For the Japanese, the window never existed.

 

 

 

 

 

FROM GAMES TO GAYMES: THE TREND OF ARTISTIC DIRECTION IN MODERN GAMING

 

An in-depth look at the sissifying trend of gaming's prominent characters since the late '90s. 

 

 

 

 

 

DO THE MARIO!: THE STORY BEHIND THE MOST LUDICROUS IDEA EVER

 

I love Super Mario, and I love sitcoms.  Never, ever, in my wildest dreams, did I think someone or something would come up with the idea of combining the two.  That's why I have no regrets about anything.

 

 

 

 

 

GREAT MOMENTS IN GAMING HISTORY

 

Do you remember where you were the first time you saw a ninja tear another ninja's spine out on an arcade monitor?  So do I.

 

 

 

 

 

THE 10 MOST ANNOYING PATTERNS IN MODERN GAMING

 

There was a definite point where developers transitioned from "kill everything in a panic forever" to "go talk to that guy in the woods."  The deconstruction of similar poor decisions can be found here.

 

 

 

 

 

VIDEOGAME HISTORY 101: THE HISTORY OF ENGRISH

 

If you're the type of person who enjoys extensive cutscenes and deep storylines, this is where you can find some examples of how Japanese transrators had to learn the hard way.

 

 

 

 

 

PSYCHOLOGY IN CLASSIC GAMING

 

A look at some of the more questionable mindsets of hero and villain alike, from taking your date out for a night on the town in the graveyard at night while wearing only your underwear to bragging in front of a steroided mayor about kidnapping his daughter with only some drumcans separating you.

 

 

 

 

 

WHY CLASSIC GAMES WILL NEVER DIE

 

The Psycho Gorilla philosophy on the past and present of gaming.

 

 

 

Want to be a part of the Psycho Gorilla gang?  Feel free to contribute!  Send any thoughts, ideas, or review suggestions to psychogorilla@imseeingatherapist.com and keep the feedback coming!

 

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