Get your degree! 

And guess what: YOU CAN DO IT ALL ONLINE!!!

As Senor Cardgage will show you, you have a variety of degrees, too:

Senor Cardgage got 14 degrees while on his lunch break and can legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansas! Be like Senor! Be successful! Join the PoES online E-niversity E-volution E-day! Er, today.

Join one of PoES's sports teams! We carry basketball, football, baseball, softball, volleyball, pickleball, anything-with-a-ball, golf, jumping, throwing, walking, hockey, dodgeball, tennis, lacrosse, and more! Our mascot, the Compy, helps our Compies beat the opponent! Here's a nice picture of him!

Yes, look at it in all of its low quality photo beauty. The Compy is a very active mascot, singing our fight song 20 to 25 times each game, which the lyrics for it are posted here:

"Let's Go Compies"

Let's go Compies, go, go, Compies

Let's go Compies, GO!

Go, go, Compies, how about those Compies

Go, go, Compies, GO! 

Whew! Exciting to sing, better to hear! You are now free to explore the site and look into joining our university and sports teams.