Primal Jukebox

Jamie was the original member of Primal Jukebox along with Gethin Stacey.At 17 he is the second eldest particpant.He is a brilliant guitarist and a driving force for us all.You will often find jamie rocking out to the Drum and Bass on his decks or getting fucked out of his mind on a park bench in llandysul(a little place youve never heard of).

LIKES:Drum and Bass, Food, Water, Bikes, Fast women COLLEGE!!!.

DISLIKES:The bitch with the bag, Meat, President Bush

THIS MONTH:As screaming girls rushed the stage Jamie stood calm and ready.

What can be said about this extraordinary individual that hasnt been spoken of before?Oh I know his talent for druming is only equalled by his talent for getting his drink spiked before a gig and then not being able to play the next day. At just 16 he has already created a number of excellent solo albums and has gained a reputation for being a lifter of other mens shirts.Geth has a superb talent for his true love drumming and rarely stops.Exceptwhen hes supposed to be playing on stage at the blue rock festival

LIKES:Lovebox,Food,Water,D and B, his new sound system,COLLEGE!!!

DISLIKES:Crap music,Hard house,BOORMAN!!!

AIM:To find a cure for A.I.D.S EMBARASSING FACT:Possibly got date raped.

THIS MONTH: Cried tears of ale.

Bill Uden has been frequently known to act the fool and has gained the nickname"the mong".Once Bill was a bright and charming young man but as of late has been possesed by his hair unfortunately he is now a husk of his former self.As you can see the hair is in such control that it has drained all colour from bills monochrome personnage.

LIKES:Groove Armada,food,water,his mates,maths,COLLEGE!!!.

DISLIKES:The bitch with the bag,Mobile Phones,

AIMS:(Unfortunately Bills hair had gained a complete grasp of him by this time and was unable to answer).

EMBARASSING FACT:Has the same hairstyle he had when he was 3 and gets rather mashed on a couple of cans! We all remember that, Bill is a true dancer!

THIS MONTH:Evaded death,ate pizza.

This 9 foot behemoth has been playing with the group for a while now.Even though he plays the bass more than adequately he demands to payed in human flesh,this as you can imagine could seriously damage the integrity of such a respected band.Gary is generally good natured but has been known to become aggresive when cornered.

LIKES:Human flesh,Long hair,Females,The swamp.

DISLIKES:Steve Irwin. (As Gary was feeding at the time we did not ask any more questions)

THIS MONTH:Pissed his savings up the wall with one hand,while fending off his parents with the other.

Last and most definately also least is little Will Ellis who is easily the best rhythm guitarist in Llandysul if not the world.To all Will is a loveable rogue who has enticed many under his charms with his cheeky grin not discluding his own band.Will lends his sprightly stage presence to the group for a tenner a gig but nobody minds as hes just so lovely. LIKES:,His family,Drum and Bass,Drama classes

DISLIKES:Guns,President Bush,Portaloos,SCHOOL!!!

AIMS:To live in a jellytot house and lure small children into it.

EMBARASSING FACT:Is continually being mistaken for one of santas little elves.

THIS MONTH:Invited the upper classes to a spiffing garden party.BURNT THE ROAST!!