What is DCUP? I hear you cry. Well, I don’t really, because this is the Internet and I don’t have the technology to eavesdrop on you… but you know what I mean.

DCUP – short for Department of Cool and Unusual Punishment – is a branch of the PPC dealing freelance with general crimes against Canon, including Mary-Sues, bad crossovers and (shudder) bad slash. Our trademarks are a healthy and overactive imagination, which unfortunately does not appear thus far to spill over into departmental decoration, and a nitpicky attention to detail; our Head of Department is the Sadistic Bladderwrack. The office rumour is that he is sadistic to alleviate being a bladderwrack.

Let me introduce myself. I am Agent Twiggy, or, if you prefer absurdly long names, Twig-Onto-And-Amiably-Discourage-Heretic-Plots Papaya. (It’s Omnian. Shut up.) My best-known continuum is Lord of the Rings, although I’ll do work in Discworld, Harry Potter and The Hobbit too. I founded DCUP, and on a totally unrelated note, I’ve made it all the way through Celebrian and partway through My Inner Life (although I’m not sure if that’s something to be proud of).

I have just recently joined the PPC, and, as I like writing stuff (and have read LotR way too many times), I considered it my duty to record and write up in story form all the adventures I took part in.

This was the result. Enjoy.

Note: this site is quite definitely under construction. The links should work, but they'll be changing just as soon as I can wrangle a decent amount of time on the computer, and the whole thing's undergoing a major rehaul anyway. Sorry in advance for any problems!

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You are the th person to be corrupted since the 9th of October, 2004!

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Aw, look, the poor thing’s lonely! Go sign it and make it feel better. :)

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PPC stories, and other stuff in that vein.

My fan fiction, fresh from the Pit of Voles. I'm afraid updates are far between, as Mum's blocked ff.net on our computer. Sigh.

MSTs. Don't know what an MST is? Click the link, then!

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Pictures and stuff that I happened to draw around the time my scanner worked. Ah, happy days.

My LiveJournal, last updated 942 BC.

My NationStates country, lifted from the sea and dumped on top of a mountain. O.o

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Updates:

09/04/05 Yay for long periods of hibernation! Cosmetic updates today.
21/02/05 A link added to my NationStates country.
01/02/05 I've moved some stuff over here from Angelfire, gone through it and edited it to hopefully make it better. Took me long enough. Now, I really must go to bed. x.x
22/12/04 Today I start recording updates. And it's Yule by Shire Reckoning! *throws tinsel*