Poo on a cow -- (a very funky looking cow)

Poo on a cow
(a very funky looking cow)

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HEY my name IS martha MORTON

also know AS the FUNKY cow

Funky cows friend Bill

MY NAMES BILL I WANNA BE A BALLERINA I WANNA WEAR A PINK TUTU AND LYCRA SHORTS

Hi my names Bill i'll tell you a bit about myself I am obiously a fan of Ballerina's and i love to dance although the mates down the pub take the mick out of me I weigh 15 stone (I know what you are thinking what a light weight) I am 6 ft and I live with me mam and she cooks me my dinners. I am a truck driver but every spare minute i get i am dancing infact some people have compared me to Billy Elliot.

Mrs Bill the ballerina

TODAY ALL DAY I ATE SAUSAGES I LIKE SAUSAGES I DO I LIKE THEM ALOT I ALSO LIKE HALF EATEN BEEF BUGERS.

i like half eaten beef burgers as they are half the calories so i can eat twise as much. tittertitter.

i had a couple of beers last night and went splat on the pavement from my flat window and bil took a pictureof me HAHA.

Litlle ghost

Little ghost little ghost one im scared of the most.

I do acctually belive in ghosts but not ones tht look like this

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