the pontifications of pompuss

A (not so) kind friend has sent me the following definition for Pompus from the Urban Dictionary:

Need I say that I am offended......deeply.       To add insult to injury, the UD smart farts can't even spell my name properly.

Since I am painfully honest I should add that I see nothing wrong at all in being egotistical and vain.   In fact I think they are positive qualities and a perfectly reasonable reaction to the foolishness of the world.

I sneer at such stupidities.....oh drool, is that food I see..........