Psycho NaNa's Chobits Episode Transcript Project

Before you read anything, be forewarned: This episode contains some explicit dialogue and content. Really explicit. ><*

Chobits Episode 07 - Chii Works

OPENING THEME MUSIC: "Let Me Be With You"

*** Hideki's Apartment ***

Hideki sits at his table, staring intensely at a textbook.

HIDEKI: I don't understand at all.

He picks up the table and throws it across the room. The screen behind him says "HELP ME!"

HIDEKI: How am I going to be okay if I don't??

The screen behind him says "OH MY GOD."

HIDEKI: This is really bad!

Yumi opens the door to the room. She looks upset.

HIDEKI: Yumi-chan...?

YUMI: Senpai!

She runs to Hideki and hugs him, knocking him backward.

TITLE SCREEN

HIDEKI: Yumi-chan? H-How come...?

She sits up, takes his hand, and puts it on her breast.

YUMI: Senpai.

Hideki shrieks incoherently as the screen behind him says "UNBELIEVABLE!" Suddenly he bumps into someone sitting on the floor behind him. It's Hibiya.

HIDEKI: K-Kanrinin-san?!

She pulls her shirt and bra strap away from her shoulder seductively.

HIDEKI: What are you doing here?!

The sliding door opens and Shimizu crawls into the room wearing only a black bra and panties. She moans and Hideki collapses with a nosebleed.

HIDEKI: What is everyone doing here?!

Hibiya and Shimizu moan seductively as Yumi whispers in Hideki's ear.

YUMI: Do it.

Hideki looks willing and able for a second, then falls over clutching his nose.

HIDEKI: What is this?

He hears a childlike voice.

VOICE: Are you the one for me?

Hideki looks up to see the character from Chii's book looking down at him.

CHARACTER: Or could it be that you aren't the one for me? Which is it? Please tell me. Which is it?

He stares into the character's eyes. They become blurry, then come back into focus as Chii.

CHII: Hideki? Hideki.

HIDEKI: Oh?

He sits up in bed.

CHII: Hideki was crying out and twirling around in bed. Are you okay?

HIDEKI: "Twirling"?

She pantomimes tossing and turning on the floor.

HIDEKI: Oh. I was having a nightmare.

CHII: "Nightmare"?

HIDEKI: Let's see.... It's like seeing bad things and it makes you twirl around like I was doing earlier.

CHII: Hideki, were you scared?

HIDEKI: Eh? Oh, no, I'm fine. Even if it was scary, it was just a dream.

CHII: "Dream"? Chii doesn't know what a dream is.

HIDEKI: Oh, you're a persocon so I guess you don't have dreams. It's okay, though. Dreams aren't real.

He flexes his bicep.

HIDEKI: See? I'm full of energy!

CHII: "Energy"?

She points at his pants.

Note: I seriously hate transcribing these parts. Seriously. ><*

CHII: Is this full of energy, too?

Hideki screams.

*** Later ***

Hideki has dressed and is putting his things in his school bag.

HIDEKI: Everything has been so hectic since I got up. By chance, I had a nice dream.

He envisions the three girls from his dream.

YUMI, in past: Do it.

HIDEKI: So nice.

He grins happily for a moment.

HIDEKI: This is no time to be daydreaming!

He continues shoving things into his bag.

HIDEKI: What else do I need...?

Chii imitates him by putting some books and magazines into a bag.

HIDEKI: Ah, here it is. My wallet.

He opens the wallet and sees that it's empty. Hideki opens it again. He slumps over.

CHII: Hideki, what are you doing?

HIDEKI: No matter how many times I look, I don't have any money.

CHII: "Money"? Then is it good to have that?

HIDEKI: Well, of course!

He stands up.

HIDEKI: If you have money, you can get lots of things that you want. Like food, books, and clothes.

He sighs.

HIDEKI: But it can't be helped. It's not like I can give up my part-time job, either.

CHII: Part-time job?

HIDEKI: It means you work for hire. If you have a job, you get money.

Chii's eyes flash.

HIDEKI: But anyway, I'm planning on buying a reference book. As for food, I'll be eating every day. And erotic books will.... Have to stay in the shops.

CHII: Chii will work part-time.

HIDEKI: Huh?

She holds up an advertisement for "Club Slave," from one of his magazines.

CHII: Can Chii do this work?

HIDEKI: "Starting at Ľ2,000,000"?! "Recruiting girls"....

His jaw drops.

HIDEKI: NEVER!!!!

Chii looks sad.

CHII: Chii can't work?

HIDEKI: Huh? It's not that. If you want to work then it's okay, but there's a problem with this place....

CHII: Then Chii can work?

HIDEKI: Eh? Mmmm, if it's a good job.

CHII, happily: Chii will work at a good job!

HIDEKI: I guess it can't be helped. But I won't let you do dangerous work! We'll talk about it after I come home. Well, itte kimasu.

CHII: Itte rashai.

He leaves.

CHII, to herself: Dangerous jobs are bad. Good jobs are okay. Chii learned. Chii will work. Hideki will be happy.

Chii puts on her shoes and leaves.

*** Yorokonde Tavern ***

Hideki is putting wrapped blocks of (I think) uncooked noodles into a cardboard box.

HIDEKI, to himself: Job, cram school. Job, cram school. It's always like this. Being a self-supporting student is tough!

He comes out of the storeroom carrying the box. He stumbles.

HIDEKI, to himself: So Chii wants to work, huh?

He imagines Chii screwing up various job.

HIDEKI: I guess it's impossible.

YUMI: What is?

He sees she's standing behind him. She's not wearing her Yorokonde jacket.

HIDEKIL: Y-Yumi-chan! Oh, you're not looking after the tavern today?

YUMI: Hai, I'm going to the store now. Do you need help with that box?

She bends down to help, and Hideki remembers his dream.

HIDEKI: Yumi-chan, don't!!!!

YUMI: "Don't"?

HIDEKI: Iee, because it's heavy....

YUMI: Oh, is that so? By the way, senpai, did something happen with work?

HIDEKI: How did you know?

YUMI: Because you were talking loudly about it a minute ago.

HIDEKI: I did it again....

YUMI: You're not going to quit, are you? You're not going to quit working here?

HIDEKI: Oh, that's not it, that's not it! I'm not quitting. If I quit this job, I wouldn't be able to live.

Yumi smiles cutely.

YUMI: I'm glad!

Hideki turns bright red.

HIDEKI, thinking: "Glad," "glad," "glad." Yumi-chan's smile is so great! Wait a minute, that remark.... She was actually worried that I might quit work. Could this be? Could this be?!

YUMI: So then what were you yelling about?

HIDEKI: Oh, well, Chii wanted to....

YUMI: "Chii"? Oh, wasn't that senpai's persocon's name?

HIDEKI: Yep. All of a sudden she wants to work. I was just a little worried.

YUMI: Persocon. Senpai, your persocon must be pretty kawaii.

HIDEKI: Yumi-chan...?

His stomach growls loudly.

HIDEKI: Oh, geez, I'm so loud!

YUMI: Are you hungry, senpai?

HIDEKI: Oh, I just get a little uneasy without food. Well, never mind! Time to open, time to open!

He runs off carrying the box. Yumi giggles.

*** Tokyo ***

Chii stands on a street corner looking around.

CHII: No good jobs.

A man puts his hand on Chii's shoulder.

MAN: Hey, lady, what are you doing?

Note: "Laaaaa-aaaaa-aaaa-aaaaa-aaaady!" *ahem* Sorry, I just thought it was funny since he said "lady." Well, he didn't actually say "lady," it was translated as "lady." Whatever. It's a Jerry Lewis thing.

MAN: Oh, it's just a persocon. But you are pretty kawaii. Where's your owner? What are you doing here alone?

CHII: My owner is Hideki. Chii is looking for a job.

MAN: A job? Oh, how lucky! I know a good job you can start right away.

CHII: A good job?

MAN: Yeah, yeah, a good job. I'll explain it, so let's go.

He puts his arm around Chii's shoulders and leads her away.

MAN: We'll have to walk a little, but it's okay. I'll give you the details as we go. Don't worry, it's an easy job.

*** Yorokonde Tavern ***

Hideki washes dishes. The dining room is full of noisy people.

MAN: Two lemon sodas!

HIDEKI: Yorokonde! [to himself] But my hands are kinda full right now....

The Yorokonde persocon takes a glass from him.

PERSOCON: Would it be all right if I take these for you?

HIDEKI: Yeah.

She takes a tray of clean dishes out of the kitchen.

HIDEKI: These new persocon models are so amazing. They learn fast and can do so much. But that probably won't happen with Chii.

Yumi enters.

YUMI: Senpai.

HIDEKI: Oh, Yumi-chan, what is it?

YUMI: Senpai, you're almost done, right? If it's okay, would you like to have dinner?

She holds up a grocery bag.

HIDEKI: Eh? Me?

YUMI: Senpai, you seemed kinda hungry, so I bought some stuff for you. Not eating is really bad for your health! Studying takes a lot of energy, too. I was going to have dinner, too, so if you want....

HIDEKI, thinking: Yumi-chan's cooking....

He imagines Yumi wearing an apron and holding out a spoon.

FANTASY YUMI: Here, open wide! Ahhhh!

Note: You know, as in "Say 'ahhhh.'"

HIDEKI: Ahhhh!

YUMI: But since you have a persocon, you were probably planning to eat at home....

HIDEKI: Iee. Chii can't do much yet. That's why I was talking about the job a while back. I was thinking she'd get into trouble.

YUMI: So you were worried?

HIDEKI: Not just worried. I don't know what kind of job she'd be able to do, either.

YUMI: It'll be okay. Persocons can do anything. No matter what the job is.

HIDEKI: Yumi-chan...?

YUMI: Oh, so you'll eat with me, then?

HIDEKI: ....Yeah.

YUMI: Then I'll be in the office, okay?

She leaves.

HIDEKI, to himself: Yumi-chan gets pretty serious when she talks about persocons. I wonder if she has bad memories of them or something.

He thinks for a moment.

HIDEKI: I'll have to be careful not to bring up the topic again.

*** Minoru's House ***

Yuzuki is hooked up to Minoru's computer.

MINORU: Try speaking.

YUZUKI: Hai. Kanto region, tomorrow's weather will be cloudy and a little clear. Furthermore....

MINORU: All right, weather reporting check complete. Now to check the CPU....

There is a pinging sound (an alert, I guess) and Minoru looks surprised.

YUZUKI: What is it?

MINORU: Information on Chii-san. I've just received data. Looks like something involving her is happening on the Net. Yuzuki, switch over to it.

YUZUKI: Hai.

Her eyes flash, and a new window pops up on Minoru's screen.

MINORU: What.... Does this mean?

The screen shows video of Chii sitting on a chair in an empty room.

EYECATCH

*** Red-Light District ***

The room in which Chii is sitting has small holes in the walls.

Note: Men sit on the other side and watch through the holes.

MAN'S VOICE: You're kawaii, aren't you?

It's the man who accosted Chii on the street. He is on a television monitor.

MAN: Only you can hear my voice, so don't worry. This is transferred to the Internet and the amount of people viewing it determines your pay. Do your best!

CHII: Chii?

MAN, to himself: I was scouting for persocons, but this is the first time I've seen one this kawaii. [on microphone] Hey, where are you from?

CHII: "Where"?

MAN, to himself: So she's custom-built. [on microphone] Then who built you?

CHII: Chii doesn't know who made me.

MAN: Eh? Well, wasn't your owner "Hideki"-kun? Did he make you?

Chii shakes her head.

CHII: Hideki found Chii. But he didn't make me.

MAN: Found you??? Ehhhh? So this Hideki-kun got a persocon like you for free! He's lucky, huh....

CHII: "Lucky"?

MAN: He must be happy.

CHII: Is that good for Hideki?

MAN: Yep, people love to be happy.

CHII: Happy. Hideki found Chii and is happy.

*** Minoru's House ***

Yuzuki's eyes flash.

YUZUKI: The location is confirmed.

MINORU: So it's definitely Chii-san. But I can't imagine Motosuwa-san letting Chii work at a place like this. Yuzuki, e-mail Shinbo-san.

YUZUKI: Hai.

*** Street ***

Shinbo buys a soda from a vending machine. Suddenly, Sumomo shakes her tambourine and jumps up and down.

SUMOMO: E-mail desu! E-mail desu!

SHINBO: E-mail?

SUMOMO: Urgent e-mail from Kokobunji Minoru-sama desu!

SHINBO: Read it.

SUMOMO: Aye!

*** Yorokonde Tavern ***

YUMI: Sorry for everything happening so quickly. Everyone in my family wanted to eat out today. And eating alone is no fun. Senpai, I'm so glad you're here with me!

Hideki grins happily.

HIDEKI, thinking: "Senpai, I'm so glad you're here with me!" "Senpai, I'm so glad you're here with me!" "Senpai, I'm...." [aloud] I'm so happy!

He spins around on his chair.

YUMI: It'll be done soon, so please wait a little bit.

HIDEKI: I don't mind waiting. You don't need to rush.

Yumi quickly chops an onion or a horseradish or something into neat slices.

HIDEKI: Wow, you're pretty skilled. Do you cook a lot?

YUMI: Iee, not really. I make a lot of sweets, but I don't have much interest in this kind of cooking. By the way, if this tastes bitter, just leave it on the plate.

HIDEKI: It's okay. If it's something Yumi-chan made, I'll eat all of it.

YUMI: Oh, now you said it, so it's a promise, okay?

HIDEKI: Woo-hoo!

He spins around on his chair.

YUMI: Ah!

HIDEKI: What's wrong?

YUMI: It's okay, I just dropped the salt lid.

HIDEKI: Oh, okay.

He walks over to her.

HIDEKI: Want any help?

YUMI: Well, you can taste test.

She holds out a spoon.

YUMI: How is it?

HIDEKI: Umai! You're good at cooking, Yumi-chan!

YUMI: Really? I did it! Senpai, do you like your egs sweet or not sweet?

HIDEKI: Hmmmm, not sweet.

YUMI: Yorokonde! This is so fun! It's like we're married. Although I do think I'm a little too young to be a bride....

Hideki shakes his head violently.

HIDEKI: Of course you're not! I like the Young Girls series!

YUMI: "Series"?

HIDEKI, thinking: What the heck am I saying????

Some random waiter yells from the restaurant part of the house.

WAITER: Motosuwa-kun! You have a visitor!

SHINBO: Motosuwa!!!!

*** Alley ***

Hideki and Shinbo are outside in the alley.

HIDEKI: Why are you in such a rush, Shinbo?

SHINBO: Well, are you letting your persocon work?

HIDEKI: Eh? I don't think so....

SHINBO: I thought so.... I just got an e-mail from Kokobunji. Sumomo.

SUMOMO: Aye! I'll replay the message. [in Minoru's voice] Chii-san is being broadcasted from a peep house called the Kawaii Kitty Nyan Nyan.

HIDEKI: Pe.... ep..... House? PEEP HOUSE????!!!! Why is this happening?! Chii has no common sense about the world right now!!!! If something happens...! That's what.... That's why I kept telling her! Telling her that much!

Passersby on the street stare at him.

HIDEKI: Why?!

He remembers his conversation with Chii that morning.

CHII, in past: "Money"? Is it good to have that?

HIDEKI: Could it be? Where is that place?! Where is that building?!

SHINBO: Calm down! I've inputted the address into Sumomo, so have her direct you.

He leans down close to Sumomo.

HIDEKI: Which way is it?!

SUMOMO: Kyaaa! Master, kowai desu!

He peels her off his face and holds her out for Hideki.

SHINBO: It's okay. I'm counting on you.

SUMOMO: Hai. I'll switch to navi-mode.

She jumps into Hideki's front shirt pocket.

SUMOMO: First go straight ahead.

Hideki runs out of the alley.

SUMOMO: Keep going for three meters! You're off the guided route!!!!

He turns around and runs the other way. Yumi watches.

*** Kawaii Kitty Nyan Nyan ***

The man looks at his watch.

MAN: Well, its time to start. Are you ready? Let's begin!

CHII: What is Chii supposed to do?

MAN: Just take off your clothes little by little.

CHII: "Clothes"?

The man demonstrates some poses over the monitor.

MAN: Pose like this, or like this for the customers.

CHII: "Customers"?

MAN: Yes, there are a lot of holes in the wall. Everyone's watching through there, okay?

Chii crawls over to one of the holes.

MAN: Um, hey....

Chii sticks her finger in the hole.

MAN: NO! Don't, don't! Get back in the chair.

CHII: Chii?

*** Street ***

Hideki and Sumomo are still on their way.

SUMOMO: Keep going straight from there! Take the next right!

*** Kawaii Kitty Nyan Nyan ***

Chii slips off her stockings.

MAN: All right, now the top. Yeah, slowly. Now the bra.

Chii pulls at her bra straps, but they stretch and the bra stays put.

MAN: Hey, hey, don't you know how to take off a bra?!

CHII: Chii has never worn this before.

MAN: So he has something against bras.... Hideki-kun is a little strange. Well, I guess it's okay. Now for the panties.

CHII: Panties, panties!

She slips her underwear off (there's still a skirt, though) and holds them up.

CHII: Panties, panties!

MAN: Just put them aside for now. Next let's see some finger action.

CHII: Fingers?

MAN: Yes, put your finger in.

Chii points at the peepholes.

CHII: Chii?

MAN: No, don't put it in there anymore!

CHII: Where do I put it in?

MAN: Between the legs.

Chii looks down and starts to obey him.

VOICE: Don't.

Chii gasps. She looks around.

MAN: Did something happen?

CHII: "Don't"?

VOICE: Don't touch that part.

CHII: I'm not supposed to touch that part.

Her eyes flash and she goes limp.

*** Street ***

Hideki is still running.

SUMOMO: Now go left!

He crosses a zebra crossing on a red light and stops two cars.

DRIVER: Idiot!!

HIDEKI: Sumimasehn. [thinking] Chii....

*** Kawaii Kitty Nyan Nyan ***

The man stares at the lifeless Chii on his monitor.

MAN: Hey, what happened? Hey! Moshi-moshi! Oh, well.

He sighs and leaves the control room. Back in the peep room, a voice speaks to Chii, who is now glowing.

VOICE: Try to remember. Touching this switch reactivates you. That's why you can't let anyone touch it until the one you really love appears.

A faint image of a Chii dressed in black clothes appears behind Chii. (Most people call her Black Chii or Dark Chii. I prefer Dark Chii.)

CHII: Not anyone....

DARK CHII: That's right. No one can touch it.

Dark Chii disappears and Chii stops glowing.

*** Street ***

SUMOMO: Three hundred meters until you arrive at the building!

He sees the sign for the Kawaii Kitty Nyan Nyan.

HIDEKI: Is that it?!

He stumbles on some garbage cans.

*** Kawaii Kitty Nyan Nyan ***

The man pokes his head into the peep room.

MAN: Hey, hey, what's the problem all of a sudden? Did you hear what I said? It's easy, now let's try it.

CHII: Don't.

MAN: Did Hideki-kun put some sort of special programming in you? Anyway, you go down here like this....

He lifts one of Chii's legs and touches her. There is a blinding flash of light, which Hideki sees from the street.

HIDEKI: W.... What's that? Chii!

He runs up several flights of stairs toward the light.

HIDEKI: Chii!!!!

CLOSING THEME MUSIC: "Raison d'Ętre"

~Layout Š Yoshi~>Ixi Graphics
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