Greetings from the Jellybaby Gang!

Yes, we know the music is from Star Trek and that is has really nothing to do with the site, but who cares?  'We' are the  makers of The Pink Jellybaby: Phoenix Fire, Ratchit, Professor Lloyd FC (don't ask) and Khasekhemwy.  This website just proves what A-Level history and Roman History classes at Uni can do to your mind.  As an interesting side-note, Ratchit is actually allergic to food colouring and can't eat jellybabies (unless we trick her).  It sends her really hyper.  It's great.

This website is basically an ever-growing collection of stories written whilst sat in a lecture theatre with someone stood at the front, talking a  lot.  Wonder what that's all about?  There are various categories of stories, none of them serious.  If you're likely to take offense at any of them, then go away now and stop wasting our time.  If not, enter and enjoy!

Updates

Our guestbook is up and running so please take a minute to sign us and leave any comments or suggestions.  Thank you, come again!

Update #2 October 2005

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The story that spawned this website - The Pink Jellybaby

By Phoenix Fire

Once upon a time there was a pink jelly baby. He was in a packet, talking to his jelly baby friends, when someone picked the packet up. They all yelled and clung to each other as their world shook and trembled. The top of the world was ripped open and a giant hand reached in and began scrabbling around. It selected a green jelly baby and picked it up. The green jelly baby cried and waved his arms around as he rose higher and higher. His thin wail disappeared as another hand reached in. The screaming jelly babies ran around in the packet, desperately trying to avoid the hand of death.

Suddenly the world started spinning. The packet had fallen off the table. They landed with a thud. The pink jelly baby crawled under the table, away from questing hands. He watched as his friends were put back into the packet and placed above him.

The Pink jelly baby hid for hours until the coast was clear. He crawled out and scuttled across the floor. He dodged from hiding place to hiding place, and all the time watching for the giant hand. He squirmed under a door, gasping with relief. He’d made it. He was in the next room. He froze as he heard a sound behind him. He heard a low growling sound behind him and began to shake and cry. He turned around and screamed as he was engulfed by huge canine teeth.

And that is the story of the pink jelly baby.

The one who almost made it.

People who prefered reading these stories instead of actually doing productive work!!

update 9/9/05

Hiya people, just an update from me, your ever faithful ratchit.  Just to say we are still alive and that once we get back to uni at the end of this month i'm sure there will be plenty of updates.  We had been having problems with updating the site, culminating in a hissy fit from me when i couldn't post a christmas story or a Logan/marie story i've been working on, but have now lost the script for (fingers crossed i left it in Swansea!).  Anyway, since Phoenix fire and myself are now entering our final year in University the stories could be interesting although maybe slightly more sparse and random as the stress of Dissertations gets hold of us!  We'll see, needless to say there will be stories added because the chances of me sitting and doing university work for more than an hour at a time is nil unless Phoenix fire locks me in my room and gives me a supply of beer!

Postage soon, and keep leaving ur messages and not doing work!

stay sweet people! Ratchit