FLYABETES

FLYABETES

Flyabetes is a serious illness that should not be taken lightly. Millions of people have been diagnosed with Flyabetes ever since the outbreak in 1903. Unfortunately, people with flyabetes need regular treatment for the rest of there lives. This treatment isn't chemotherapy or a regualar injection. It's called Flyotherapy, a treatment was developed in the 1920's by barnstormers. They gave airplane ride to people with Flyabetes so that they wouldn't suffer from their disorder as much. Even today pilots help to give rides and get people involved in aviation so that they might not live in agony.

To avoid flyabetes, stay away from airports.  Don't set foot in an airplane or talk to a pilot. Be sure not to read magazines, books, or anything related to flying. Remember, it could take only a picture of a cessna for you to instantly succumb to flyabetes, and that's pretty pathetic. In general, you must avoid all media, lock yourself in your home,  put a tinfoil cone hat on your head (without these pilots can read your mind), and start chanting "I hate aviation." You'll be sure not to become flyabetic!

If you have been diagnosed with flyabetes, immediatly seek help. Symptoms of flyabetes include the wanting to fly, buying airplane posters or models, and playing flight simulator untill you become temporarily blinded. Don't feel bad though. Your not alone.