.:Welcome:.

Thank you for visiting the Mafia HQ, the center of our super secret organization. We are the protectors, benafactors, and sympathetic psychiatrists of the notorious Moustaffa triplets and are the loyal followers of our great leader, who, in turn, is a loyal follower of the Pigingo (at least half of the time). The Paper Speck, who brainwashes innocent horses and uncles and is the leader of countless despicable minions, is our greatest enemy. PLEASE NOTE: If you are the Speck or a minion, you should not be here! Please return to your own side of the B.T.L.B.T.M.A.I.A.C.I.T.O.T.T.K.U.S.S.Q. (Border That Lies Between The Moustaffas And Insanity And Currently Is The Only Thing That Keeps Us Sleek, Sheek, And Quixotic).