We may just be a bunch of high schoolers who have a lot of free time on their hands but damnit! We need an outlet for our exceedingly creative imaginations and you have stumbled upon our territory! We bid ye welcome but ask that ye mind a couple of rules, or ye be walkin' the plank! Yar!
1. When ye be offered rum, don't be sayin' no.
2. Don't be eatin' the cook's food without testin' it on someone else first.
3. Never touch the captain's hat collection.
4. Don't get on the wrong side of yonder gunners, the wrong side being the front of the cannon.
5. Never, ever use proper grammer, it be against the Pirate Code...our new, revised Pirate Code
December 26th, 2005: Today be Calico Anne's b-day and we be wishin' her a very merry and rum-filled day! Though we be missin' her over there she cannot escape her scurvy crew and we will be sendin' her a big old keg of grog so she can have a very good b-day indeed!
August 21, 2005: Ar, I be Calico Anne, here to spiff up the site a bit, and tell ye that our very own Cap'n Jess has opened up the Tavern for us. All ye have to do is install a bit o' java (click on the link for "help" to find it) and ye'll be banterin' away with the best o' em. So get to it, ye scurvy dogs!