A little bit of cow’s your father
Possible stories: 1. Man caught in indecent act with bovine. 2. Evolutionary scientists postulate humans descended from cattle.
Always use a condiment
Possible story: Tomato ketchup proven to prevent unwanted pregnancy.
Young, free and shingle
Possible story: English seaside beaches new hunting ground for sexually active young people.
Sexual dealing
Possible story: Harassment lawsuit in financial markets.
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