Gruel to be kind
Possible story: Discovery that traditional foods are better for children’s health.
Wake up and smell the toffee
Possible story: Kid falls asleep on chocolate factory tour. Not discovered until next morning.
Make up and smell the coffee
Possible story: Couples rewarded with free beverages at marriage guidance service.
Pie in the sty
Possible story: Experts dispute farmer’s claims that pigs thrive on steak and kidney.
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