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Doctors' letters

Anna had anaemia

Belinda had blood poisoning

Carmen complained of Carpal-Tunnel Syndrome

Dermot had dermatitis

Emma had emphysema

Fred feared frostbite

Gazza had gastroenteritis

Hymie had hypertension

Idi identified idiopathic hypertrophic subaortic stenosis

Joy had joint dislocation

Kerry had keratitis

Larry lost his voice through laryngitis

Mo had motion sickness

Noah had a nosebleed

Oscar opted to have his osteoporosis checked out

Perry had periodonitis

Queenie had a queer turn

Ray reckoned he had rabies

Silas had a sinus infection

Tony had tonsillitis

Ursula understood she had an ulcer

Val had varicose veins

Wally had warts

Xavier had eczema

Yolanda had yellow fever

But thankfully Zach zapped his zinc deficiency.