..:: Danny Phantom is about a fourteen year old 9^th grader named Danny Fenton who acquires paranormal powers after an accident in his parents’ lab. His DNA is fused with that of a ghosts, giving him the abilities of a ghost. His two best friends, Sam Manson and Tucker Foley, are the only ones that know about his secret. With his newfound ghost powers, he now has to keep the ghosts that come out of the Fenton Portal from wrecking havoc on Amity, while at the same time avoiding his ghost hunting parents. And to think, before that all he had to worry about was just overcoming the 9^th grade. ::..

..:: SEASON ONE ::..

#1.  “Mystery Meat”

While trying to keep a 'ghostly secret' from his (Danny) parents, Sam decides to change the lunch menu making it healthy and not full of meat products. When an old lunch-lady drops by for a visit to find the lunch menu with no meat, she prepares to smash Sam into the ground, at least until Danny's around. 

#2. “Parental Bonding"

Danny meets the new hot girl Paulina at his school; he wants to take her to the dance but is afraid to ask. Suddenly, when he least expects it, she turns into the Dragon he fought a minor time ago and now he has to fight her all over again. But this time its personal when she reveals to Sam she only went out with Danny in the first place to make Sam jealous.

#3. “One Of A Kind

When an evil ghost wants Danny to join his other ghosts in a display cage, Danny is on the run for his life, and somehow has to manage to write an important report at the same time.

#4. “Attack Of The Killer Garage Sale

Courtesy of Danny's sister -Jazz, Danny gets invited to a cool party hosted by Dash. When Dash fills Danny in on what everyone is going to wear, Danny has to get the new outfit to look cool. He decides to sell his dad's old gadgets and junk at a garage sale to make some cash. That soon backfires as Danny ditches his friends, gets his outfit and makes it to the party. Now the sold junk forms together to fight Danny.

#5. “Splitting Images”

Danny uses his ghost powers to get revenge on Dash once again. But once a ghost nerd finds out that Danny is exploiting his ghost powers for bullying, the ghost nerd discovers Danny's ghost powers, jumps inside Danny's body causing Danny to be the ghost nerd.

#6. “What You Want”

When wish-granting ghost Desiree gives Tucker ghost powers, Danny finds himself dealing with his friend's jealousy in the worst way possible: by having to fight him.

#7. “Bitter Reunions”

An old High School friend, Vlad, invites Jack and his family to a reunion. Little does the family suspect that Vlad is another ghost hybrid, just like Danny. However, Vlad has had his powers for twenty years, making him stronger than Danny. Vlad plans to ruin Jack in revenge, defeat Danny, and take Jack's wife for his own.

#8. “Prisoners Of Love”

Jack forgets (for the 18th year in a row) that the day is his and Maddie's anniversary. Maddie is furious and storms off to go see her sister. Jack runs after her of course, and he forgets the present that he got her at home. Soon after that Danny knocks the present into the Ghost zone and fears that if he doesn't get the present back his parents will divorce. When he goes into the Ghost zone he is captured and brought to ghost jail where he sees some old friends. Will Danny get the present and escape in one piece?

#9. “My Brothers Keeper”

Danny, trying to fight a ghost (Spectra's henchman), trashes her office. She's posing as a counselor at Danny’s school and feeding off kid's misery to keep herself young. Jazz thinks Danny is depressed so she makes him go see Spectra, but Danny can't sense her because her office is so cold. Feeling depressed because of Spectra, he grows a little more reckless, and the suspicious, worried Jazz accidentally sees him as he changes to ghost-mode in an alley.

#10. “Shades Of Gray”

When ghosts wreck a popular co-ed’s school social life, she dedicates herself to hunting them, which forces Danny to deal with a threat just a few lockers down the hall. Worse yet, Tucker has a crush on the girl.

#11. “ Fanning The Flames”

Danny and Sam find their platonic friendship turned forcibly romantic through the musical powers of Ember, a hard-rocking girl ghost who feeds off the idol worship of teens. With her massive, free concert scheduled only a few days away, a concert that will be broadcast worldwide and give her ultimate power. Sam has to get the now completely and utterly love-addled Danny to focus on fighting ghosts? Even if it means breaking his heart.

#12. “Teacher Of The Year”

Living dual lives as a high school freshman and a superhero is a balancing act for Danny that just got even tougher, with both Lancer and his parents pressuring him to ace a test. At the same time Technus, ghost master of technology, has escaped into Danny’s online game and threatens to flee into the Internet and take over every computer in the world!

#13. "13"

When Jazz falls for hunky boy ghost, Johnny 13, who can cast his shadow out and create bad luck for everyone who crosses him -- especially the girls he’s dating.  Danny is forced to behave like an overprotective parent, much to Jazz’s dismay. Furthermore Danny must beat Johnny back into the ghost zone before Jazz accepts his offer to go steady, or else!

#14. "Public Enemies"

Amity Park is thrown into chaos by the town's first mass invasion of ghosts. It's all part of a plan by the Ghost Zone's Sheriff Walker to capture Danny Phantom. As Danny first battles, then befriends, a hulking ghost named Wulf, Walker and his deputies "overshadow" most of the people in Danny's inner circle. While eluding attacks from his ghost-fighting parents, Danny defeats Walker and restores calm in the city - but earns the title of "Public Ghost Enemy #1" in the process!

#15. "Fright Knight"

In an attempt to beat Dash in a haunted house decorating contest, Danny "borrows" the enchanted sword of the Spirit of Halloween, the Fright Knight! When the evil, ghostly knight comes to retrieve his magic saber, he decides to stick around long enough to turn the real world into his own stormy realm of terror. Danny Phantom has other ideas, and banishes the Fright Knight to the Ghost Zone.

#16. "Maternal Instinct"

Maddie relishes the chance to bond with emotionally distant Danny at a weekend mother/son science seminar. However, the seminar is a ruse orchestrated by Vlad Masters - a.k.a. Vlad Plasmius, Danny's archenemy! Vlad's plan is to convince Maddie and Danny to live with him while simultaneously destroying Jack with a massive ghost attack. When Vlad short-circuits Danny's powers, Danny gets to witness Maddie's impressive ghost fighting prowess. Meanwhile, a reluctant Jazz is pressed into ghost-fighting duty with Jack - and likes it, in spite of herself! In the end, Vlad is rebuffed, all ghosts are defeated, and both Fenton kids have bonded with their respective parents - but that's a secret!

#17. "Lucky in Love"

When Paulina witnesses Danny's ghost transformation, he fears the exposure. Imagine his surprise when Paulina swears to keep his secret - then becomes his girlfriend! Life is great for Danny, until he finds out that Paulina has actually been overshadowed by Johnny 13's girlfriend, Kitty, in her plot to make Johnny jealous. Danny reluctantly plays along to protect his own identity, but, when Kitty's welcome wears thin, Danny pleads with Johnny 13 to take her back. When Kitty abandons Paulina's body and goes back to her true love, Paulina resumes her indifference towards Danny Fenton - although she's now madly in love with Danny Phantom!

#18. "Life Lessons"

Danny and Valerie Gray are forced to become "parents" to a sack of flour for a one-week school assignment. At the same time Skulker, ghost hunter extraordinaire, decides to pit Valerie and Danny Phantom against each other in a contest - with the winner earning the privilege of becoming his prey. When Skulker's orchestrated contest ends in a tie, he handcuffs Danny and Valerie and hunts them both through the Ghost Zone. In order to survive, Danny and Valerie learn to let go of their mutual dislike and cooperate with each other - which may just affect their relationship in the real world. Or, not.

#19. "Million Dollar Ghost"

When Vlad Masters' ghost portal explodes, he schemes to replace it by stealing Jack Fenton's portal. As a distraction, Vlad anonymously offers a million dollar bounty to eliminate Danny Phantom. As ghost hunters from around the world gather in Amity Park to hunt the ghost kid, Danny sacrifices himself to Jack - both to win the prize money for Dad and to bolster Jack's inept reputation, which embarrasses Danny. However, when Maddie's life is put in jeopardy, Jack needs no help from Danny to save the day on his own.

#20. "Control Freaks"

Sam rebels when her overprotective parents forbid her from attending the strange Goth circus that's come to town. Little does she know that the circus performers are ghosts, under the mystical control of the creepy ringmaster named Freakshow, who also uses the ghosts to loot the town. When Danny falls under Freakshow's spell and joins the circus - and the robbery spree - Sam must operate under the radar to destroy Freakshow's magic crystal ball, free Danny and get grounded, big-time.

..:: Season 2 ::..

#21. "Memory Blank"

Danny and Sam get into a fight, and when Sam utters the words, "I sometimes wish I’d never met you," she finds herself in a world in which she and Danny are strangers. Worse than that, since it was Sam who encouraged Danny to check out the Fenton Portal the night he got his ghost powers, Danny doesn’t have any powers! Now, Sam must convince Danny that they share a friendship and a history, and lead him back to the Fenton Portal for a second "accident" so he can again become Danny Phantom.

#22.  "Doctor's Disorders"

After being bitten by tiny green ghost beetles, the kids of Casper High get a mysterious illness that gives them ghost powers and are quarantined at a spooky old hospital outside of town. When Danny sneaks into the hospital to investigate, he is captured by Penelope Spectra and her assistant, Bertrand. They are the ones who started this illness as part of their plan to build Penelope a young and beautiful new body. All she needs is Danny's half-human/half-ghost DNA to complete her ghostly plan. With Danny captured and Sam sick, it's up to Tucker to conquer his fear of hospitals and free Danny before Penelope gets what she's after.

#23.  "Pirate Radio"

A group of ghostly skeletons under the command of a bratty 10-year-old pirate named Youngblood attacks Fenton Works and steals the ghost shield. Soon after, all the adults in Amity Park are packing for a cruise without their kids. Danny, Sam and Tucker discover that the cruise is a hoax and the adults are under the spell of a mysterious (and cheesy) song created by Ember to make them into galley slaves for Youngblood's pirate ship! The stolen ghost shield prevents Danny Phantom from getting on board the ship, so Danny Fenton has to lead Amity Park's teenagers in a daring attempt to save their parents.

#24 and #25. "Movie: Reign Storm"

When Vlad Plasmius accidentally awakens the most powerful ghost of them all -- Pariah Dark, the King of all Ghosts -- Danny quickly finds himself the pawn in an action-packed, suspenseful game of chess. The only way to defeat the Ghost King seems to be a brand new Ecto-skeleton battle suit that Jack and Maddie have constructed, but there's one big problem: Wearing the suit can be fatal and only Danny can use it to defeat the Ghost King. With time running out, and the entire town of Amity Park sucked into the Ghost Zone, Danny Phantom must battle the all-powerful Ghost King to save his family, his friends and even his enemies.

#26.  "Identity Crisis"

Technus is back! But this is a new and improved Technus, a smoother operator who refuses to shout out his plans. Danny's not worried, especially after he accidentally splits himself in two and decides to leave the ghost hunting to his superhero side and allow his teen self some time off to just be "normal." Unfortunately, Danny Phantom, super hero, begins to take his job too seriously and Danny Fenton, average teenager, starts to enjoy slacking off way too much. Meanwhile, Technus electronically infiltrates the Fenton RV - and, then, all of Fenton works - siphoning off the energy to complete his upgrade. It's up to the two Danny's to work together and defeat Technus 3.0 before he drains all the power from Amity Park, and then the world!

#27.  "The Fenton Menace"

Danny Fenton is losing his mind! At least, that's what Jazz decides when her little brother starts acting strangely and fighting ghosts that aren't there. In reality, Danny is being tormented by a revenge-seeking Youngblood, who cannot be seen by adults - or by big sisters who think they're adults. When Jazz sells the family on a ghost-tech-free camping trip, Youngblood follows and unleashes a series of juvenile attacks that make Danny seem even crazier, and put the Fenton family in danger.

#28 and #29.  "Movie: The Ultimate Enemy"

It's time for the Danny and his classmates to take their Career Aptitude Test (CAT), and Danny is freaking out. He's been so busy hunting ghosts that he hasn't had any time to study or think about his future.

But, far in the distant reaches of the Ghost Zone, a group of beings called the Observants has been keeping an eye on Danny's future for him, and they don't like what they see. Danny's decision to cheat on the test causes a tragic chain reaction that spells doom for all of Amity Park. Now, they are sending a ghost named Clockwork, who has the power to control time, to do anything it takes to stop Danny from heading down the path that will ultimately cause him to renounce his humanity and turn into the evil Dark Danny.

Can Danny, with the help of Sam, Tucker, Jazz and a new power, prevent the inevitable and change his future? Or, will the evil Dark Danny find a way to travel ten years back in time to insure that a tragedy occurs that hurts 15-year-old Danny Fenton so deeply that his only choice will be to turn to the dark side, forever?

#30.  "The Fright Before Christmas"

#31.  "Secret Weapons"

#32.  "Flirting with Disaster"

#33.  "Micro-Management"

#34.  "Beauty Marked"

#35.  "King Tuck"

#36.  "Masters of All Time"

#37.  "Movie: School Spirit, Part 1"

#38.  "Movie: School Spirit, Part 2"

#39.  "Double Cross My Heart"

#40.  "Kindred Spirits"

Season two episode titles graciously provided by: DPOFPA

Danny: (After seeing Tucker hug a box of meat) How is it that I'm the one with the ghost powers and you're the weird kid?

Tucker: (Sees the Lunch Lady Ghost) She doesn't look too tough; she looks a little like my grandmother.

Danny: Shouldn't she be haunting a bingo hall?

Jack: (To Jazz) Ha! Ghost kid! I was right! (Starts chanting) You were wrong! Ghosts exist! Ha, ha, ha! I never doubted it for a second!

Fenton Finder: (Jack holds his Fenton Finder near Danny) Ghost directly ahead. You would have to be some sort of moron to not notice the ghost directly ahead.

Jazz: Oh my Gosh. They said YES!

Danny: Who said yes? (looks more cheery) The person who you asked if you were a conceited snob? 

Maddie: Danny look at you! I don't think I like this over night zoo research.

Danny: Come on mom, we're just a bunch of kids, at a zoo...alone....at night. We'll be in my room.

Jazz: I can't believe I didn't figure it out before. You have a girlfriend!

Danny: It's a lie, I'm not a ghost - I mean, she's not my girlfriend!

Danny: (About asking Paulina to the dance) I can't, I get weak-kneed when I try to talk to cute girls.

Sam: (Angry) Oh, and you have no problem talking to me?

Sam: Kudos, Danny, you just set an all-time speed record for drowning in the shallow end on the gene pool.

Paulina: Oh no, you did not just call me shallow, did you?

Sam: If you mean do I think I can stand in a puddle full of you and not get my feet wet? Then, yeah. 

Mr. Lancer: Pantless again, Mr. Fenton? That's the third time this week I've caught you... how do you kids say it? (Holds up book; "How to Speak Hip for the Un-Hip") "Dropping trou." I think it's time I saw your father for a parent-teacher conference.

Jazz: Mom, what are you making?

Maddie: Hot dogs, I invented them to cook them 10 times faster!

*The hotdogs seem to get too hot and then came to life it has teeth and evil eyes and tries to bite Jazz*

Jazz: Greeeat, you put the "Frank" back in "Frankenstein"

Box Ghost: I am no longer the Box Ghost! I am now...*grabs Sam's mechanical frog* the

Mechanical Frog Ghost! *frog shorts out* I...uh, change my mind! I am once again the Box Ghost! Who will have nothing to do with mechanical amphibians!

Danny: (after capturing Desiree) If I wasn't a C student, I would have thought of that 5 days ago.

Danny: (To dude in flying car) Hey, slow down Jeff Gordon! You're going over the speed limit, and the height limit!

Tucker: Oh yeah, phase the car through the building, you had to save the day.

Vlad: You have a battle cry....hilarious!

Maddie: Oh come on Danny, that's the oldest excuse in the book. There's absolutely nothing you are going through that your father and I didn't go through when we were your age!

Danny: *arm goes intangible* Yeah, well I'd beg to differ...

Vlad: I insist you stay.

Jack: Well…I don't know. We do have that really cool RV

Jazz: *cough* Let'sstayhere*cough*

Danny: Smoooth...

Danny: Dude, you are one seriously crazed up fruit loop.

Box Ghost: I am the Box Ghost!

Danny: Would you stop that!

Danny: Wow heh heh, pretty much everyone who hates me all at one table... just like high school

Walker: I'm your judge, executioner, jury, executioner, jailer, and if necessary your executioner.

Danny: You said executioner three times.

Walker: I like that part of the job. 

Jazz: Still mad?

Danny: (sarcastically) Wow, you are the smart one!

Tucker: I hate my life.

Sam: I hate your life more. 

Kid: (to Jazz) A freakishly large hornet! Ahh! (jumps into a locker...leg sticks out) Ow! My leg!!

Danny: Who let the dogs in?

Valerie: What are you doing here?!

Tucker: Um... hoping for a fake out make out?

Danny: That lady isn't edible neither is anything she cooks. (Dog drops lunch lady and runs after Danny) And neither am I!

Danny: Wow, this is just like Romeo and Juliet! Except I'm the one on the balcony…and I understand everything we’re saying!

Danny: Wow…I never realized…how cute you are when you're about to fall off a building.                                                                     

Dash: Ugh, she tastes like geek!

Sam: Ugh, he tastes like failure!

Danny: Hey no hit wonder, mind if I jam with the band?

Sam: You don’t feel that way about me and I don’t feel that way about you.

Danny: Then why are you still holding my hands?

Danny: I can't stop thinking about Sam!

Jazz: What's the matter with you? You should be thinking about Ember!

*Danny rushes in with test*

Danny: (quickly) Hi Mom! Hi Dad! I'm not an idiot! Bye!

*Jack smiles and holds crushed cell phone in hand*

Jack: (About Jazz & Johnny) Were you spying on them?

Danny: All right! All right! I was spying on Jazz.. and I'm really -

Jack: (Whispering) Way to go, son.

Maddie: (Whispering) Good Job, Danny; and If you see Jazz with that hooligan again, you let us know.

Jack & Maddie: (Yelling) And don't do it again!

Jack: (Whispering) But seriously, feel free to do it again. 

Jack: (To Danny about Johnny) You decked him? (Sad face) But we brought the bat.. With the word 'Fenton' on it..

Jack: (Referring to Johnny) He's on the run!

Maddie: And I've got the Fenton Anti-Creep Stick. Let's get him!

Jack: Sweetie, that's just a regular bat.

Maddie: Yep, but it's a bat with the word 'Fenton' on it.

Jack: Man, that's hot!

Sam: And now, it's time for the ultimate Goth accessory. (Holds up an earring)

Tucker: I'm not getting my ear pierced!

Sam: Who said anything about your ear?

Danny: Suffering spooks! (Slight pause) Suffering spooks? Oh no, I really am turning into my dad!

Kitty: (About getting a girl for her to possess) What's taking so long?

Johnny: I'm trying to find the right girl for you to take over. I mean, if I've gotta look at her face with all eternity, I wanna make sure I like it, dig?

Danny: (To ghost wolf about Sam) Down boy! Don't eat that, it's a vegetarian!

Maddie: You haven't seen the last of me!

Danny: Duh, I'll see you at dinner.

Walker: (About Jack & Maddie) They might be useful to us.

(Jack runs into door)

Maddie: It's a pull, sweetie.

Walker: Well, she might.

Sam: A curfew?

Tucker: An escort?

Danny: Okay, who's the idiot security advisor who came up with these lame ideas?

(Jack & Maddie enter the room)

Maddie: (To Danny) Hi, sweetie!

Danny: (Ducks down and blushes) Time to sit in the back where nobody notices us?

Sam: Time to sit in the back where nobody notices us.

Danny: (Ghost sense) Oh no, here again?

Tucker: But we're chewing like the wind in an anti-Ghost Zone, where could the ghost be?
(Fenton RV explodes)

Sam: Survey says, behind us.

Danny: (To Maddie) Oh, man! You are SO not getting anything for Mother's Day!

Walker: How does it feel? No place to run. No place to hide. I'm gonna turn your whole world against you, and by the time I'm done, you're gonna beg for the safety of my prison - in the Ghost Zone, where you belong.

(Danny uses his plasma blasts to break free)

Danny: The only thing I'm begging for - is for you to try some mouthwash!

Paulina: (While possessed) You can't get away from me!

Danny: Wow. I waited all puberty for a girl to say that to me, and now, it's a complete bummer.

Escaped Ghost Prisoner: You'll never take me alive, coppers!

Bullet: You're a ghost.

Escaped Ghost Prisoner: Well, you'll still never take me!

Maddie: Who's the better shot?

Jack: You are.

Maddie: Who's better with the weaponry?

Jack: You are.

Maddie: Who's a 9th degree black belt?

Jack: You are. You are! You are?

Sam: (Reading aloud on how to stop the Fright Knight) To cease the Storm, to end the Fear, the sword must sheath in pumpkin near. (Done reading) Pumpkin near! Danny, you gotta put the sword back in a pumpkin!

Danny: A pumpkin? There are no pumpkins in the room. (Short pause) No pumpkins in the room? It's Halloween, what am I, an idiot?

Fright Knight: Fool, you have released me. Return to me my sword so my reign of terror can begin a new.

Danny: I could bring the sword back by midnight, but the reign of terror is kinda' a deal-breaker.

Fright Knight: That was not a request, whelp. It was a demand!

Danny: (In salesperson type voice) It slices, it dices, it creates your worst fear. Now how much would you pay for it?

Tucker: For that? About 59 cents.

Tucker: (To Fright Knight who he thinks is Danny dressed up in a costume) Pretty neat horse though, what's it made of, flaming bed sheets?

Fright Knight: Flaming bed sheets of death!!

Maddie: (Reading a ghost detector) This ectostorm is coming from the direction of 917 Maple St.

Jack: 917 Maple, eh? I could have sworn it was coming from that big spooky house with the green, swirly cloud overhead.

(About the haunted house decoration)

Danny: What if we did something with skeletons. (Shows Tucker drawing) See, how scary is that?

Tucker: On a scale of not to 10, not.

Maddie: Whoa, ectostorm's flaring up.

Jack: Better alert the local town folks. (In megaphone) Code 5! Code 5! Code 5! This is not a drill, repeat, this is not a drill.

Kid: Weird costumes, what are they? Plumbers? (Kids laugh)

Jack: Is, uh, is this thing on?

(Ghost zombies are moving towards Danny, Sam, and Mr. Lancer)

Sam: Uh, Mr. Lancer, I don't know if it's safe in here...

Danny: That's right, Sam. Nothing is safe inside Danny Fenton's "Room of Doom;" enter if you dare.

(After Mr. Lancer is sliced by the Soul Shredder)

Danny: Mr. Lancer! What'd you do to him?!

Fright Knight: I sent him to where all who feel the sting of my blade are sent; a dimension where his worst fears come to life.

Danny: Yes! This contest is so mine! (Sam stares at him, short pause) Uh, I mean, bring him back you fiend!

Maddie: As much as I hate to say this, I think we should go back to Vlad's.

Danny: But he's my archenemy!! I mean... he said all those horrible things about Dad.

Maddie: We both know he's a creep, but he's a creep with a phone and transportation - and pancakes!

Danny: Great, at midnight, my powers return, at 12:01, this belt shocks me, and at 12:02, I get to see my mom and Vlad making out. Those are going to be the worst two minutes of my life

Vlad: (To Danny) I'll give you a five-minute head start. (Danny runs; a little later) Five minutes, five seconds, Apparently, I'm bad at math, too!

Danny: (To Vlad) And may I suggest for a single man in his forties internet dating! Or a cat!

Vlad: You'll see! Nobody spurns Vlad Masters affection! And I will. Not. Get. A. Cat!!

Vlad: (About Danny's powers) You're barely a threat to me with them. Without them... (His eyes flash red) I wouldn't need fifteen seconds, would I?

Maddie: (To Jack, about to leave) Oh, and Jack, please try not to trash the house while I'm gone.

Jack: Ehh. I suck the house into a parallel dimension ONE time, and you just can't let it go, can ya?

(Overshadows Tucker)

Danny: (In Tucker's body) Hi, I'm Tucker. Don't let the PDA, glasses, and lack of muscles fool ya. I'm a stud. (Leaves Tucker's body)

Tucker: (To Danny) I hate when you do that...

(After Danny crashes into a wall)

Tucker: (Imitating Danny) Hi, I'm Danny Fenton. Don't let the concussion and bruises fool you, I need more practice.

(Danny uses his ghost powers to make Tucker fall through the floor)

Sam: Wow, it's quiet in here!

Vlad: (To Danny & Maddie) So, what brings you two to these parts?

Maddie: You'll never believe it. We were on our way to the Symposium and our pilot forced us out of the plane right over your house.

Danny: Yeah, it's almost like it's some sort of villainous plot. What an incredibly well planned coincidence.

Vlad: (To Maddie) Maddie, I'm so glad you're here. It gives me the chance to apologize for Jack's behavior at our college reunion.

Danny: Um, correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Dad possessed by some filthy, putrid, lonely, single ghost?

(Vlad shoots Danny with beam from his finger)

Danny: (To ghost animals, after Vlad orders them to get him) Me? Hey, I'm not the one who made your pelts wall art! (Animals turn angrily at Vlad) I'll give you a five-minute head start. (Vlad runs;(to ghost animals) GET HIM! Five minutes, five seconds. You know how bad I can be at math.

Star: (To Danny, after he tries to go in the girls' bathroom) Hello! Ladies' room!

Paulina: (To Danny) I'd tell you to go to the men's room, but I don't think you'd qualify.

Johnny 13: (After Danny punches him) I thought this was a pretend fight.

Danny: Then "pretend" that didn't hurt.

Tucker: Now everything's back to normal.

Sam: Almost. We still don't have Danny. Who's having a WONDERFUL time (Pulls flag off a mailbox) with Paulina, I'm sure!

Tucker: (To Sam, who's looking at Danny and Paulina) You okay?

Sam: Of course I am! Why would I not be okay?! LOOK how HAPPY he is!! (Punches a hole in a locker) 

Kitty: (About Sam) You like her, don't you?

Danny: Sam? I... well... uh... (Gives Kitty an evil glare)

Danny: (To Sam & Tucker) Guys, we've got a problem.

Sam: I'll say. 'Inviso-Bill'?

Tucker: Yeah, you need a publicist, dude. (To Star) And you need mouth-to-mouth.

Star: Dream on, loser.

Danny: It's worse than that, Paulina saw! She knows I'm half ghost! I finally get to see her in a bathing suit, and I can't even enjoy it!

Kitty: (To Danny) Don't you dare harm one greasy hair on Johnny's head!

Johnny 13: Greasy?

Valerie: (To Danny) This is all your fault!

Danny: Right. I'm sure the maniac who cuffed, and dragged us here had absolutely nothing to do with it.

Danny: (To Valerie) I'm a ghost, this is the Ghost Zone. I can help!

Valerie: Why should I trust you? (Danny lifts up his arm and points to the handcuff) Okay, I'm open for suggestions.

Danny: (To Valerie) Head for a door; any door. Sometimes they're portals between the Ghost Zone and Earth.

(Valerie opens the door and a train starts coming towards them)

Danny: Not that door! (They quickly slam it shut)

Danny: (To Valerie, after they are assigned parents to a flour sack) I am so not kissing the bride.

Valerie: What makes you think you can?

Skulker: (About Danny & Valerie) Ah, I shall force a contest between the hunter girl and the ghost boy. And to the winner - the honor of me using their skull as a tetherball.

Valerie: (To Danny) Later for you, punk.

Danny: I'll be waiting, creep.

Valerie: (To Danny) I'll make this quick: I don't like you and you don't like me.

Danny: (Sarcastically) Cool, I'm glad we worked that out.

Valerie: (After arriving in the Ghost Zone, handcuffed to Danny, and seeing Skulker) Ahhh!!! Huh??!!! Help!! Ahh!! What is this place?! Who's he?! What's going on here?!

Danny: Okay, in order: this is the Ghost Zone, that's Skulker; Ghost Zone's greatest hunter, and other than you dislocating my shoulder, we're about to be hunted like animals.

Skulker: (About Danny & Valerie, while sniffing) I can smell how near they are: sweat, fear, ... and beans. One of them has had a burrito.

Danny: (As he's flying home, looking at the school bus) One good thing about ghost powers: no fighting the bus crowd.

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