pete fuck
35 bands and all failures
the henry purcell project
my age: 39
my name: peter jones
my role: harpsicord
other members: mr henry purcell (in spirit)
best song: suite number five, prelude
best gig: at home to alan, julie and melissa
claim to fame: henry purcell knew the king
did you know: i've memorised all eight keyboard suites, which i can now play blindfold. (this isn't really a band. those are listed underneath....)
the failures
my age: 37
my name: pete fuck
my role: bass/ backing vocals
other members: mixmif, ian lindsey
best song: brenda
best gig: none done
claim to fame: me and mixmif used to present r.o.t.t. on bbc radio sheffield!
did you know: Mixmiff formed two bands in the eighties, Slopdosh Bobbar and Ivan Crump, and also Doobrie firkin and the Battered Fur Burgers
tarana
my age: 35
my name: pete fuck
my role: keyboards, co-writer
other mebers: tim crosby, richard carpetman, robert overdrive
best song: all imrovised
best gig: brokowskis
claim to fame: dee dee ramone came to see rob's old band!
did you know: tarana recored 46 albums and sold none!
link: http://www.tarana.org.uk/
maniac
my age: 34
my name: pete fuck
my role: drums, backing vocals, stopping fights
other members: shaun, ian lindsey, steve, jamie cully, alan snell
best song: fucked up in my head
best gig: corporation
claim to fame: we supported sham 69!
did you know: there were fights at most gigs!
link: http://freewebs.com/maniacsheffield
fret
my age: 34
my name: pete fuck
my role: drums
other members: craig, ian lyndsey, jamie cully, alan snell
best song: maniac (cover of peter and the test tube babies song)
best gig: slug and fiddle
claim to fame:alan was a stuntman!
did you know: craig the singer was also the manager of the slug and fiddle!
the carpainters
my age: 33
my name: pete fuck
my role: drums
other members: mixmif, bobby dazzler, mr poorly fingers
best song: cheeky monkey
best gig: did none
claim to fame: mixmif used to co-present a radio show with me!
did you know: i left!
link to mixmif: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=117354247
rookie
my age: 33
my name: pete fuck
my role: drums
other members: spike, chris, mik, stu
best song: breakdown
best gig: the deep end
claim to fame: i was in them!
did you know: they all had jobs!
rookie website: http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/rookie/
agartha
my age: 32
my name: pete fuck
my role: bass
other members: bonner, chris, john ripley, kevin
best song: killing machine
best gig: hillsborough arena
claim to fame: john was a published poet!
did you know: bonner used to be a nurse!
sound affect
my age: 31
my name: pete fuck
i played: drums
other members: guy williams, julian davies, john ripley, paul yates
best song: yellow (cover)
best gig: george iv
claim to fame: guy almost had a relationship with a newsreader off calendar!
did you know: julian was a psychiatric nurse, and the rest of us were all nuts!
coal brothers
my age: 29
my name: pete fuck
i played: piano, keyboards, co-writer
other members: robert overdrive a.k.a. rob cowen
best song: that one
best gig: outside cole bros store
claim to fame: rob's old band was asked to be dee dee ramone's backing group!
did you know: we busked eidelweiss in the snow regularly, and also recorded imrovisations
charlies angels
my age: 27
my name: pete fuck
my role: keyboards, song arranger, backing vocals
other members: charlie rocker, kate rocker, robert overdrive, matty k
best song: everyone's gone to the moon
best gig: northern general hospital old people's home
claim to fame: matty walked out of an oudition for the longpigs!
did you know: we played christmas gigs in the hospital where i was born, two years running!
p.a.s.c.
my age: 26
my name: street beat pete/ pete fuck
my role: keyboards, co-writing
other members: paul mills, paul bower, andy assle
best song: corporate love number
best gig: the grapes
claim to fame: we were signed to an obscure dutch label!
did you know: i left over a row about lack of credits on the cd sleeve!
link: http://www.pasc.co.uk/
s.l.b.c.
my age: 25
my name: street beat pete
my role: keyboards, co-writer, backing vocals, drums
other members: richard edwards, paul mills, andy assle, jelly, paul bower
best song: wastage
best gig: the grapes
claim to fame: we appeared on bbc2 with a video for our e.p.!
did you know: everyone left the band, one by one!
link: http://www.unrecordings.co.uk/page2/page2.html
omith and friends
my age: 25
my name: peter jones
my role: keyboards, co-writer
other members: john ball, omith mukherjee
best song: orion
best gig: rotherham arts centre
claim to fame: omith still appears on t.v. on repeats of top of the pops as a session musician!
did you know: a member of the audience once drew our portrait!
psychoterrorists
my age: 24
my name: sreet beat pete
my role: keyboards
other members: noel, glenroy, paul mills, richard edwards
best song: anything glenroy toasted to
best gig: hallamshire
claim to fame: glenroy regularly recorded with dean honer, later of all seeing i
did you know: noel played the flute!
media premonition
my age: 24
my name: street beat pete
my role: keyboards
other members: richard edwards, paul mills, matty k
best song: new rules
best gig: hunter house hotel
claim to fame: paul knew jarvis cocker and is mentioned in mark sturdy's pulp book!
did you know: we rehearsed at dig vis drill's house!
listen here: click the link to download. written by media premonition in 1991 i think, with richard edwards, paul mills et al, probably engineered by nort
NEW RULES.wma
another track, even better:
ITS YOUR TRIP BABY.wma
bear cage
my age: 24
my name: pete fuck
my role: drums, backing vocals, songwriting
other members: ziggy starlust, andy assle, johnny gleadless
best song: mr sensible
best gig: nelson mandela building
claim to fame: jarvis cocker asked out andy's girlfriend's sister!
did you know: we nearly got beaten up when splodgenessabounds failed to turn up!
exit
my age: 23
my name: pete fuck
my role: bass
other members: dave chaos, andy assle, johnny gleadless
best song: between the walls
best gig: psalter lane art college
claim to fame: we supported splodgenessabounds twice!
did you know: dave and john had a punch-up over the name!
link to exit: http://www.freewebs.com/sheffieldexit/index.htm
ci5
my age: 22
my name: pete fuck
my role: drums
other members: jimi, paul jinks, matty k
best song: all good, and all kind of imrovised
best gig: the hallamshire
claim to fame: matty later auditioned for longpigs on THEIR request!
did you know: we only did one gig, then started rehearsing!
all new clean fuck city shitters
my age: 23
my name: pete fuck
my role: drums, backing vocals, co-writer
other members: mozaz deep, ziggy starlust, matty k
best song: porno man
best gig: maze bar
claim to fame: mozaz is a minor well-known local celeb/ poet!
did you know: we only did one gig, then we started rehearsing....and then we split up!
loony tunes
my age: 21
my name: street beat pete
my role: keyboards, engineer, co-writer
other members: ziggy starlust
best song: when i'm cleanin' winders
best gig: none, we were a recording project
claim to fame: our when i'm cleanin' winders idea was used on an advert for orange pop!
did you know: we had three seperate tracks out on vinyl
http://www.freewebs.com/loonytunessheffield/index.htm
click above to go to the loony tunes site with tracks to listen to at your leisure
the fuck city shitters mk.2
my age: 21
my name: pete fuck
my role: drums, backing vocals
other members: tom mayblin, mik diggin, ziggy starlust
best song: one fuck and you're dead
best gig: ruskin park
claim to fame: ziggy was once asked to audition for pulp!
did you know: tom had been an f.c.s. fan who'd even written songs about us!
link: http://www.freewebs.com/fuckcityshitters/
g.g.f.
my age: 20
my name: pete fuck
my role: drums
other members: john pullin, ben, arnold
best song: not just a child
best gig: lower refectory
claim to fame: richard hawley knows john pullin! john is from the famous sheffield fairground family!
did you know: g.g.f. stands for go get fucked!
royal family and the poor
my age: 19
my name: pic meter/ peter jones
my role: keyboards, co-writer
other members: mike keane
best song: in your eyes
best gig: did none
claim to fame: mike keane toured with new order; an earlier line-up were signed to factory records
did you know: i wrote one song, and that was it!
jegsy dodd and the sons of harry cross
my age: 20
my name: pete flip
my role: drums
other members: ken hancock, jegsy dodd, darren
best song: winebar man
best gig: none
claim to fame: they were signed to probe and toured with half man half biscuit, who ken later joined!
did you know: i was sacked after two rehearsals!
loop garu
my age: 20
my name: street beat pete
my role: keyboards, songwriting
other members: dave kennedy, adrian jackson
best song: even soldiers cry
best gig: hardman house
claim to fame: adrian was friends with will sargeant and had played with royal family and the poor; one-time drummer iain templeton played for six months in the la's! a later drummer joined space!
did you know: loop garu eventually got signed up for £25,000, but had to change the name to garu
link to loop garu website: http://www.freewebs.com/loopgaru/index.htm
link to adrian's new band: http://www.gigwise.com/Bands_BandCard.asp?BandID=506
sonic death attack
my age: 20
my name: pete fuck
my role: drums, co-writer
other members: duncam dregs etc
best song: none completed
best gig: did none
claim to fame: duncan dregs founded dregs magazine, which can be seen in john peel's biography near page 47 on top of a pile of records in his house!
did you know: we rehearsed in bone's cellar, the same room as used later by the la's, and years before by an early line up of frankie goes to hollywood
dead men's suits
year: 1987
my age: 19
my name: pete cosmic
my role: drummer and re-joined in 1988 on bass
other members: mik suit, smed, goff, moz, managers joe mcoy jones then kaney
best song: rocks off
best gig: milo's
claim to fame: dead mens suits are mentioned in peter frame's book rock around britain! mik's girlfriend diane was friends with the girl who did an early la's photoshoot! joe mcoy jones had a thankyou note on his wall from jamie reid!
did you know: goff toured with gary glitter's suport band!
nihilistics
my age: 19
my name: pete fuck
my role: drums, spraypainting name around town
other members: paul mills, matty k, tim jones, terry morgan
best song: targets
best gig: leadmill
claim to fame: we knew pulp and supported inspiral carpets!
did you know: tim jones was a teacher!
link: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/bingo.master/page%202.htm
the fuck city shitters
my age: 18
my name: pete fuck
my role: drums, spraypainting the name all round sheffield
other members: mik slick, lou gobshite, ziggy sarlust
best song: in your life
best gig: scunthorpe baths
claim to fame: lou went on to record with dee dee ramone
did you know: nick reynolds loved us! he became john peel's producer
link: http://www.freewebs.com/fuckcityshitters/
rough mix
my age: 18
my name: peter jones
my role: keyboards, co-writer
other members: omith mukherjee
best song: war on want
best gig: hallamshire with the fuck city shitters
claim to fame: omith went on to work with lulu, michael ball and lionel richie
did you know: we used to be called thrapper!
link to the track war on want with photographs by peter jones:
http://s19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/sheffieldarchives/videos%20of%20sheffield/?action=view¤t=sheffieldintheeightiesfreesample.flv
listen to red taxi written by rough mix and recorded at darnall music factory on their first ever eight-track:
http://www.freewebs.com/petefuck/26 Track 26.wma
engineers: steve and isiah
new! rough mix website:
http://www.freewebs.com/roughmix/index.htm
what next
my age: 17
my name: peter jones
my role: keyboards, co-writer
other members: colin spivey, jamie gould, sammi timimi, darren
best song: time to go
best gig: 'live' on bbc radio solent
claim to fame: i knew bbc's nick girdler!
did you know: we practiced in taunton's school dramam hut!
what if
my age: 15
my name: peter jones
my role: keyboards, co-writer
other members: sammi timimi, jamie gould, darren
best song: desert boogie
best gig: queens head
claim to fame: jamie became a television floor manager!
did you know: sammi timimi was from iraq!
four minute warning
my age: 15
my name: peter jones
my role: keyboards, songwriter
other members: steve rush, fawaad moied
best song: tip top tulip instrumental
best gig: hampton park schol assembly
claim to fame: steve rush had his letter in the paper!
did you know: we were crap!
cornflake revolution
my age: 14
my name: peter jones
my role: keyboards, backing vocals, song writing
other members: justin roux, fawaad moied
best song: isabelle
best gig: school assembly
claim to fame: justin's dad paul roux played in hamburg on the same bill as the beatles!
did you know: we played 'live' on bbc radio solent!
link: http://www.freewebs.com/cornflakerevolution/
john ding band
my age: 13
my name: peter jones
my role: keyboards, songwriting
other members: jamie gould, sam butterfield, justin roux
best song: john ding
best gig: did none
claim to fame: sam starred in a uk film in 1986 called seaside story
did you know: we practiced at break time in the music room at hampton park school
system changes
my age: 11
my name: bonzo
my role: piano/ arranger
other members: marcus huggitt, anthony moore, lee morgan
best song: some or other sex pistols cover
best gig: did none
claim to fame: i went on to support sham 69!
did you know: we had one rehearsal and then split up 'cos the piano stool broke!
two of the band members are in this pic by pete:
all my bands
|
year |
Band name |
My age |
My name |
My role |
Other members |
Best song |
Best gig |
Claim to fame |
Did you know |
|
1979 |
System Changes (Cardiff) |
11 |
Bonzo |
Piano/ composer |
Marcus Huggit, Anthony Moore, Lee Morgan |
(none written) |
(none played) |
I went on to support Sham 69! |
We practiced once but the piano stool broke! |
|
1981 |
John Ding Band (Southampton) |
13 |
Peter Jones |
Keyboards/ composer |
Sam Butterfield, Jamie Gould, Justin Roux |
Tip Top Tulip |
(none played) |
Sam starred in a film called Seaside Story in 1986 |
We practiced in Hampton Park School music room |
|
1982 |
Cornflake Revolution (Southampton) |
14 |
Peter Jones |
Keyboards/ composer |
Justin Roux, Fawaad Moied |
Isabelle |
School assemblies |
Justins dad Paul Roux played in Hamburg on the same bill as the Beatles! |
We played live on B.B.C. Radio Solent! |
|
1983 |
Four Minute Warning (Southampton) |
15 |
Peter Jones |
Keyboards/ composer |
Fawaad Moied, Steve Rush |
Tip Top Tulip instrumental |
School assembly |
Steve Rush had his letter in the paper! |
We were crap! |
|
1983 |
What if (Southampton) |
15 |
Peter Jones |
Keyboards/ composer |
Sammi Timimi, Jamie Gould, Darren |
Time To Go |
Some pub in town |
Jamie Gould became a T.V. floor manager! |
Sammi Timimi was from Iraq! |
|
1985 |
What Next (Southampton) |
17 |
Peter Jones |
Keyboards/ composer |
Colin Spivey, Sammi Timimi, Darren, Jamie Gould |
Desert Boogie |
live on Nick Girdler show, Radio Solent |
I knew Nick Girdler! |
We practiced in Tauntons college drama hut |
|
year |
Band |
My age |
my name |
my role |
other members |
best song |
best gig |
Claim to fame |
did you know |
|
1986 |
Fuck City Shitters (Sheffield) |
18 |
Pete Fuck |
Drums, co-writing |
Ziggy Starlust, Mik Diggin, Lou Gobshite |
In Your Life |
Scunthorpe Baths |
Lou went on to record with Dee Dee Ramone |
Nick Reynolds loved us! He became John Peels producer |
|
1987 |
Nihilistics (Sheffield) |
19 |
Pete Fuck |
drums |
Matty K, Paul Mills, Tim Jones, Terry |
Targets |
Leadmill |
We knew Pulp and supported Inspiral Carpets |
Tim Jones was a teacher! |
|
1987 |
Rough Mix (Sheffield) |
19 |
Peter Jones |
Keyboards, co-writer |
Omith Mukherjee |
3 Note Piss |
Hallamshire with F.C.S. |
Omith worked with Lionel Richie, Lulu, Last Poets etc |
We used to be called thrapper |
|
1987 |
Dean Mens Suits (Liverpool) |
19 |
Pete Cosmic |
drums |
Mik Suit, Smed, Goff, manager: Joe McCoy Jones |
Dodgy Redhead |
none |
We rehearsed at Mike Keanes flat! |
I was mentioned as their drummer in the scouse phenomenon book, but left and rejoined on bass |
|
1987 |
Royal Family and the Poor (Liverpool) |
19 |
Pic Meter |
Keyboards, co-writer |
Mike Keane |
In Your Eyes |
none |
Mike was signed to Factory and toured with New Order! |
We only recorded one song! |
|
1988 |
Sonic Death Attack (Liverpool) |
20 |
Pete Fuck |
drums |
Duncan Dregs, Glynn |
(cannot remember any) |
(we did none) |
We rehearsed a few times in The Las practice room, Bones cellar in Toxteth |
We split up after a few rehearsals! Duncan went on to produce Dregs magazine |
|
1988 |
Jegsy Dodd and the Sons of Harry Cross (Birkenhead) |
20 |
Pete Flip |
drums |
Jegsy Dodd, Ken Hancock, Darren |
Wine Bar Man |
none |
They were signed to Probe and toured with Half Man Half Biscuit! Ken later joined them! |
I was sacked after two rehearsals! |
|
1988 |
Dead Mens Suits (Liverpool) |
20 |
Pete Cosmic |
Bass, co-writer |
Mik Suit, Smed, Moz, manager: Kaney |
Rocks Off |
Milos |
Miks girlfriend Diane knew the girl who took the photo for The Las single cover! |
Previous manager Joe McCoy Jones knew Jamie Reid! |
|
1988 |
Loop Garu (Liverpool) |
20 |
Street Beat Pete |
Keyboards, co-writer |
Adrian Jackson, Dave Kennedy |
Even Soldiers Cry |
Hardman House |
Adrian was friends with Will Sergeant, and also used to be in Royal Family and the Poor; guest drummer Ian Templeton had played for The Las |
Loop Garu signed for 25,000 pounds in 1990s, but had to change name to guru |
|
year |
Band name |
My age |
My name |
My role |
Other members |
Best song |
Best gig |
Claim to fame |
Did you know |
|
1988 |
G.G.F. (Sheffield) |
21 |
Pete Fuck |
drums |
John Pullin, Ben, Arnold |
Not Just a Child |
Lower Refectory |
John was from the famous Pullin fairground family! |
G.G.F. stood for Go Get F**ked! |
|
1989 |
Fuck City Shitters (Sheffield) |
21 |
Pete Fuck |
Drums, backing vocals |
Mik Diggin, Tom Mayblin, Ziggy Starlust |
One Fuck and Youre Dead |
Ruskin Park |
Ziggy was once asked to audition for Pulp |
Tom was an F.C.S. fan who had written songs about us! |
|
1989 |
Loony Tunes (Sheffield) |
21 |
Pete Fuck |
Keyboards, co-writer |
Ziggy |
Wheres Yer Mic, Mik |
None, we were a recording project |
Our When Ahm Cleanin Winders idea was used on a commercial |
We had three tracks out on vinyl |
|
1990 |
Ci5 (Sheffield) |
22 |
Pete Fuck |
drums |
Paul Jinks, Jimmi, Matty K |
All good |
Hallamshire |
Matty later auditioned for Longpigs! |
We only did one gig, and THEN started rehearsing! |
|
1991 |
All New Clean Fuck City Shitters (Sheffield) |
23 |
Pete fuck |
drums |
Mozaz Deep, Matty K, Ziggy Starlust |
Porno Man |
Maze Bar |
Mozaz ia a well known minor local celeb/ poet! |
We only did one gig and THEN started rehearsing, and then we split up! |
|
1991 |
Exit (Sheffield) |
23 |
Pete Fuck |
bass |
Andy Assle (a.k.a. Andrew Stavely), Dave Chaos, Johnny Gleadless |
Between the Walls |
Psalter Lane Art College |
We supported Splodgenessabounds twice! |
Dave and John had a punch up over the band name! |
|
1992 |
Bear Cage (Sheffield) |
24 |
Pete Fuck |
Drums, lyrics |
Andy Assle, Ziggy Starlust, Johnny Gleadless |
Mr. Sensible |
Nelson Mandela Building |
Jarvis Cocker wanted to go out with Andys girlfriends sister! |
We nearly got beaten up when Splodgenessabounds failed to turn up! |
|
1992 |
Media Premonition (Sheffield) |
24 |
Street Beat Pete |
keyboards |
Matty K, Paul Mills, Richard Edwards |
New Rules |
Hunter House Hotel |
Paul knew Jarvis Cocker! |
We rehearsed at Dig Vis Drills house! |
|
year |
Band name |
My age |
My name |
My role |
Other members |
Best song |
Best gig |
Claim to fame |
Did you know |
|
1992 |
Psychoterrorists (Sheffield) |
24 |
Street Beat Pete |
keyboards |
Richard Edwards, Paul Mills, Glenroy, Noel |
Anything Glenroy toasted to |
Hallamshire |
Glenroy recorded with Dean Honer, later of All Seeing I |
Noel played the flute! |
|
1993 |
Omith and Friends (Sheffield) |
25 |
Peter Jones |
keyboards |
John Ball, Omith |
Orion |
Rotherham Arts Centre |
Omith still appears occasionally on repeats of Top of the Pops as a session musician! |
A member of the audience once drew our portrait! |
|
1993 |
S.L.B.C. (Sheffield) |
25 |
Street Beat Pete |
Keyboards, co-writer, backing vocals |
Paul Mills, Paul Bower, Jelly, Andy Assle, Richard Edwards |
Wasteage |
The Grapes |
We appeared on B.B.C.2 with a video for our E.P! |
Everybody left the band, one by one! |
|
1994 |
P.a.S.c . (Sheffield) |
26 |
Street Beat Pete |
Keyboards, co-writer |
Paul Mills, Paul Bower, Andy Assle |
Corporate Love Number |
The Grapes |
We were signed to an obscure Dutch label! |
I left over a row about lack of credits on the sleeve! |
|
1994 |
Charlies Angels (Sheffield) |
26 |
Street Beat Pete |
Keyboards, arranger |
Charlie Rocker, Robert Overdrive, Matty K, Kate Rocker |
Everyones Gone to the Moon |
Northern General Hospital Old Folks Home |
Matty walked out of an audition for Longpigs! |
We played Christmas gigs in the hospital where I was born, two years running! |
|
1995 |
Coal Brothers (Sheffield) |
27 |
Pete Fuck |
Keyboards, co-writer |
Robert Overdrive |
That One |
Outside Cole Brothers store |
Robs old band was asked to be Dee Dee Ramones backing group! |
We busked Eidelweiss in the snow regularly, and also recorded improvisations |
|
1999 |
Sound Affect |
31 |
Pete Fuck |
Drums |
Guy Williams, Julian Davis, John Riley, Paul Yates |
Yellow |
George IV |
Guy almost had a relationship with a newsreader off Calendar! |
Julian was a psychiatric nurse, and the rest of us were all nuts! |
|
year |
Band name |
My age |
My name |
My role |
Other members |
Best song |
Best gig |
Claim to fame |
Did you know |
|
2000 |
Agartha (Sheffield) |
32 |
Pete Fuck |
bass |
Bonner, Chris, John, Kevin |
Killing Machine |
Hillsborough Arena |
John was a published poet! |
Bonner used to be a nurse! |
|
2001 |
Rookie (Sheffield) |
33 |
Pete Fuck |
drums |
Spike, Chris, Mik |
Breakdown |
The Deep End |
I was in them! |
They all had jobs! |
|
2001 |
Carpainters (Sheffield) |
34 |
Maul da Doxy |
drums |
Mixmiff, Bobby Dazzler, Dr Poorly Fingers |
Cheeky Monkey |
(did none) |
Mixmiff used to co-present a show on Radio Sheffield with me! |
I left! |
|
2001 |
Fret (Sheffield) |
34 |
Pete Fuck |
drums |
Craig, Jamie Cullie, Alan, Ian Lyndsey |
Maniac |
Slug and Fiddle |
Alan was a stuntman! |
Craig was pub manager of The Slug and Fiddle! |
|
2002 |
Maniac (Sheffield) |
34 |
Pete fuck |
Drums, backing vocals |
Shaun, Alan, Ian Lyndsey, Jamie Cullie |
Suicide Bomber |
Corporation |
We supported Sham 69! |
There were fights at most gigs! |
|
2003 |
Tarana (Sheffield) |
35 |
Pete Fuck |
Keyboards, co-writer |
Rob Overdrive, Tim, Richard Carpetman |
All improvised |
Brokowskis |
Dee Dee Ramone came to see Robs old band! |
Tarana recorded 46 albums and sold none! |
|
2005 |
The Failures |
37 |
Pete Fuck |
Bass/ backing vocals |
Mixmiff, Ian Lindsey |
Brenda |
(none yet) |
Me and Mixmiff used to present R.O.T.T. on Radio Sheffield! |
Mixmiff formed two bands in the eighties, Slopdosh Bobbar and Ivan Crump, and also Doobrie firkin and the Battered Fur Burgers |