Pen-Pong

 

Formal Challenges

 Formal challenges are the official way to say, “I'm better than you.” The winner of a formal challenge is, by all rules and terms, better than the loser of this challenge. Bragging is therefore backed up, and acceptable. No matter how many times a 'Timmy' has beaten a 'Billy', if Billy won last, Billy is better at Pen-Pong. No excuses.

The formal way to challenge a peer is to say the sentence, “Let's slam some TASP.” The person being challenged has options. Accept or decline. To accept, the proper reply would be, “ Yes, TASP we should slam. Your family is obese.”

To decline the proper reply is, “No, I'm a little girl.” No buts. No 'I have to do homework.' No 'There's no desk in this classroom.' The proceeding challenge consists of a normal face-off. This process does not need to be taken for casual games.