Penelopism: Intro
Penelopism. Most have yet to hear about the sacred and omnipotent Penelope. However, you can rest assured that some time in the near future you will have. Although the great Penelope knows no gender, for the sake of our discussion we shall refer to this almighty deity as 'she.' She, the all-powerful Penelope, is, at this present juncture, taking the form of an artificial container, consisting of a clear, refreshing liquid. In layman' s terms, a water bottle. Therefore, unlike most deities who shall remain unnamed, you can be sure that Penelope is, indeed, REAL. You can see Penelope. You can feel Penelope. You can visibly worship Penelope. I would advise against drinking Penelope, of course. Within Penelope is a compass, as she will always be there to guide we loyal Penelopists, and a penny, as she will undoubtedly bring good fortune to all who follow the 12 Codes of Penelopism, which you will find later on. So continue on into the wondrous and compelling world of Penelopism and prepare to be amazed at all that our people have gone through.
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