1) go to "free" porn sites that only require a valid e-mail, and give them the e-mail addresses of people I don't like
2) sign up co-workers to the queer nation via thier user friendly web site, knowing that no matter what, they won't take you off thier list.
3) send threatening letters to the white house when I'm over at someone's house
4) try to place orders for 12 year old boy "real dolls" and leave the number of a catholic church as a contact number
5) order the doll with the credit card I stole from the priest at the same church
6) watch alquida beheading videos in reverse so it looks like we're winning
7) send e-mails to arkansas chamber of touristry asking about what kind of animals you're allowed to have sex with when you visit
8) Volenteer your time to a campain for an extream left wing candadite, and give them the name and address of your former high school gym coach
9) keep trying to sell my left testical on E-bay
10) Make new yahoo E-Mail adresses so I can keep putting my left testical on E-bay
11) announce in a chat room that I'm a 12 year old female sexual preditor looking for a niave 43 year old man
12) Block the 2343234 instant messeges I get from 43 year old men that didn't get the joke
13) I'd tell you, but it would be unlucky
14) go into gay chat rooms with the screen name "jeffry dahmer" and watch how many times I get called a "cunt"
15) read the new york times, find an artical with someone's name in it.. create a free yahoo E-mail with a name just a couple letters off, then e-mail them that they misspelled your name, then laugh your ass off at the "correction" the next day on page 34
16) worry about how stupid the people in charge of our news are.
17) scare people dumb enough to put too much personal information on their profile off the internet forever by discribing thier house, curtosy of microsoft terraserver
18) order flowers to random married women
19) browse the divorce announcement section of the newspaper
