Scientific Proof
How it works:
Jenkem is a hallucinogenic substance produced from the Alpha proteins released from acidic mixtures of fecal waste products. Hydrogen ions released from acidic media catalyze a hydrolysis reaction in fecal proteins which releases methane, polycarbonic phospholipids, and a hallucinogenic byproduct called jenkolyte.
Jenkolyte is common to most forms of fecal waste, especially prevalent after ingesting citric acid as found in tropical fruits. After jenkolyte passes into the human lung, it combines with the blood stream and quickly makes its way to the brain. It then creates a reaction in the pituitary gland that allows tetratonen to exit the brain freely. Tetratonen is a hormone that numbs the body in times of intense pain and triggers the flow of adrenaline, thus causing a kind of hallucinogenic euphoria.
Example Concoction
Jenkum can be produced by fermenting a mixure of a mild acid (lemon juice, urine, orange juice) and fecal matter. At least 50 mL of mixture in an airtight container must be present for an effect. It is important that what ever you use to capture the gas forms an airtight seal so that the jenkolyte (which has the smallest atomic structure) is not allowed to escape.
For a guaranteed experience, the substance should be exposed to direct sunlight for at least 5 hours before inhaling.
Less common forms of Jenkem
Discovered by children in Mid-Africa, a more potent form of Jenkolyte was produced by performing an act called "Babdolyta" or a roast. Because of substance laws the actual ingredients can not be obtained in civilized countries, but they can be simulated.
Tetralyte:
Warning: This mixture has been known to produce extreme hallucinations, vomiting, and/or diarrhea.
Tetralyte is produced by mixing fecal matter and the fatty acids found in beef.
Recipe:
-Ground Beef (30% Lean)
-Fecal Matter
-Pineapple Juice, Lemon Juice, Urine
Directions:
-Squeeze fat from beef into small bowl
-Mix with fecal matter and place in cooking pot
-Put on stove at high heat for 5 minute while slowly stirring in the juice/urine
-Remove from burner and immediately pour into air-tight container
-Attach balloon or other expandable device to capture gas
