V. King Leer
Tabbed by Jordan Cooper
A F#m
Bm E
Your boyfriend he went down on one knee
A F#
Or could it be he's only got one knee?
Bm E
I tried to surprise you with vodka autizer
A F#
I can't remember but you didn't thank me
Bm E A
YOU DIDN'T EVEN THANK ME....because you never do
Your boyfriend he has the gift of the gab
or could it be the gift of the grab
i tried to surprise you, i lay down beside you
and nothing happened, and you didn't phone me
YOU DIDN'T EVEN PHONE ME...because it's not your style
F#m
to dial
A
Your boyfriend he has displayed to me
more than just a real hint of cruelty
I tried to surprise you i crept up behind you
with a homeless chihuaha you cooed for an hour
YOU HANDED HIM BACK AND SAID "YOU'LL NEVER GUESS - I'M BORED NOW"!