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Yes, You get to hear me complain.. MORE!
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Alright now, this is where I am going to whine and complain about all the things in life that I hate. It's gonna be a crazy ride. They'll be everything from SPAM to "blackwhite" people. So get yourself some munchies and start'a reading.
Oh yes, and if any of this offends any of you... well ... that's too damn bad! |
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SPAM!
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Ok, for the love of (insert word of your choice) people! STOP PUTTING THOSE DARNED FLASH ANIMATION ADS on every freakin' site I go to. Do you have a clue how damn annoying that is. Well, yes of course it is "eye-catching!" But it catches my eye so much that I forget what I was about to read and what site I was at. Now honestly, do you really think that pissing me the damn hell off is going to make me want to buy some cheap product that doesn't work from you? I think not... |
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Spelling....
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OK... people.. I love you all so very much but if I ever C U in RL and U R typing something like this, I'm going to kick U in the ASS so hard U'll have a wedgie comin' out of u'r nose. Won't that b gr8?
Oh yes... AnD fOr ThOsE oF yOu WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS.... I'll be hiding under your bed tonight with a pair of garden shears.... Let's see how well you can hit the damn shift key with your toes... unless of course the nubs... on your hands will still get the job done. |
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Porn Emails...
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Alright.. the title of this should say it all. My gosh. Alright if I want to "look at 6 live college girls" on their webcam bygawd I would find the website myself. I hate the ones that invite me to look at "teen girls" performing "female ejaculation." When I hear about stuff squirting out of a girl's "hoo-hah" do you know what comes to mind? Venereal disease, that's what. And if I ever wanna look at that, I'll go to medical school. |
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"Blackwhite" people
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Alright, let me start off by saying.. I am not racist. I have been known to tell a few good racist jokes.. but hey it's all in good fun.
Alright why in the (insert word of choice) are all these white people trying to be black? Awright now, God made us what color we are for a reason. I can't handle all these white dudes wearing baggy jeans, an XX-L FUBU shirt, some k-swiss sneakers, and fake "bling bling." They walk around staring at girls, looking them up and down... "Hey there sweet thang. You is Dayum' fine. What's yo' phone numba'?" I just want to take their fake "bling bling" around their necks and strangle them almost to death.. and make them say " I am white... God made me white. I will act white from now on..." |
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Magazine inserts
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I hate them! It used to be you'd find just one. Then there were two. Tonight I had *three* fall out of one magazine:( The day is coming when you'll pick up a magazine and hundreds of inserts will fall out, and when you open the covers you'll discover there is nothing else in there.
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Tailgaters...
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.I REALLY hate tailgaters! Aside from the obvious danger of tailgating What if someone should have to suddenly stop? It is annoying because it is like an invasion of your personal space, like someone who stands too close to you when talking to you. And they wind up spitting on you, uck.
Even worse are those bastards who FLASH THEIR LIGHTS at you, indicating that you should move out of the way! Where do they think they are? The damn German autobahn?
DEATH TO ALL TAILGATERS! |
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Je Vous Aimes, Amanda
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